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Lord McBuckethead
11-20-2017, 04:20 PM
Subject Matter
Anything that references something on the front page or the Egg Bowl.
Three lines with 5,7,5 syllables.
Winner gets the pride and honor to win the 2nd Haiku day of the year.
Also, I would recommend you get to pick the banner at the top of the page for the game week.
Go.
Lord McBuckethead
11-20-2017, 04:22 PM
Freeze Twitter Bye Bye
Sanctions coming tomorrow
Leo is ready.
Bubb Rubb
11-20-2017, 04:27 PM
Fitz Up The Middle
That is all we need to run
Matt Luke smells a fart
-or-
The Rebs will hop on
While A-Train runs through and gives
Them piggy-back rides
-or-
Laugher in the works
State ends a coaching career
On back to back weeks
Lord McBuckethead
11-20-2017, 04:36 PM
Story keeps giving
Law Mars is back in the fold
UM wrong again
Jack Lambert
11-20-2017, 04:37 PM
Yanci gives blow job
Yanci takes it up the ass.
Neal gives reach around.
starkvegasdawg
11-20-2017, 04:47 PM
Go to hell ole miss
You just go to hell and die
Go to hell ole miss.
mstatefan91
11-20-2017, 04:55 PM
what a job Hugh Freeze
Recruited a top offense
Matt Luke made them shit
Doggie_Style
11-20-2017, 04:56 PM
Golden Egg for State
LandShark Shit-Storm Mars Won't Quit
Team Bus Hits Black Bear
Political Hack
11-20-2017, 04:59 PM
Go to Hell Ole Miss
Go to Hell The School Up North
Go to Hell Land Sharks
mstatefan91
11-20-2017, 05:01 PM
Remember Old Times
Rebel Black Bears were just fine
Now you are Landsharks
Bubb Rubb
11-20-2017, 05:02 PM
A foot in their ass
A sucker punch in their throat
A cowbell on their skull
mstatefan91
11-20-2017, 05:04 PM
Metal pipe weapon
My cowbell is dangerous
Stay yo ass at home
Jack Lambert
11-20-2017, 05:05 PM
Mullen loves Starkville
Mississippi State Wins game
Mullen smokes cigar
MagicDawg
11-20-2017, 05:17 PM
Don't stop believing
42-3 third quarter
Visitor seats bare.
MetEdDawg
11-20-2017, 05:19 PM
Ole Miss just plain sucks
NASA one day gets to Mars
Ole Miss never will
MagicDawg
11-20-2017, 05:20 PM
National anthem.
Flyover plane has banner:
"Go to hell Ole Miss."
MagicDawg
11-20-2017, 05:21 PM
"Plan would have worked, too
Except for these meddling kids."
Rosebowl is Shaggy.
MagicDawg
11-20-2017, 05:24 PM
Only in Oxford:
Best food found at gas station
Ex-coach works there, too.
DawgPoundtheRock
11-20-2017, 05:48 PM
Mullen to somewhere
You need to get over it
Mullen loves Our State
Coach34
11-20-2017, 05:53 PM
This thread is full of win
Dawg61
11-20-2017, 06:07 PM
Sanctions are coming
Finishing Ole Miss football
Freeze no more twitter
Lord McBuckethead
11-20-2017, 07:10 PM
Ole Miss just plain sucks
NASA one day gets to Mars
Ole Miss never will
I have to say Leader is in the Clubhouse
Maroon Wizardry
11-20-2017, 07:39 PM
We'll eat your lunch fruit
Punch, you in the face with run
game you got none, win.
Maroon Wizardry
11-20-2017, 07:41 PM
Dancin, Dancing in
The street, dancin, dancing in
The Davis Wade, Win
Mutt the Hoople
11-20-2017, 07:46 PM
Imploding Rebels
The Death Penalty Awaits
Xanax Will Not Help
Mutt the Hoople
11-20-2017, 07:56 PM
There was once a young Reb named Shephard,
Whose breath smelled just like a turd....
OOPS! Sorry, you said "Haiku", not "Limerick".
was21
11-20-2017, 08:24 PM
State will win the game
Ole Miss in the midst of shame
Too damn bad Hail State
QuadrupleOption
11-20-2017, 10:25 PM
Ascots in a knot,
Lawsuit filings left and right,
Won't stop probation.
mstatefan91
11-21-2017, 12:29 PM
Who da winner?
Bullmutt
11-21-2017, 12:33 PM
Bulldogs pounds the rock.
Dawgs D dominates 5-0.
Rebel tears are sweet!
Dawgcentral
11-21-2017, 05:58 PM
Colonel Reb is gone.
Carefully chosen ?Black? bear.
They prefer Great ?White?.
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