Haiku Monday

[Lord McBuckethead]

Subject Matter
Anything that references something on the front page or the Egg Bowl.

Three lines with 5,7,5 syllables.

Winner gets the pride and honor to win the 2nd Haiku day of the year.
Also, I would recommend you get to pick the banner at the top of the page for the game week.

Go.

[Lord McBuckethead]

Freeze Twitter Bye Bye
Sanctions coming tomorrow
Leo is ready.

[Bubb Rubb]

Fitz Up The Middle
That is all we need to run
Matt Luke smells a fart


-or-


The Rebs will hop on
While A-Train runs through and gives
Them piggy-back rides


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Laugher in the works
State ends a coaching career
On back to back weeks

[Lord McBuckethead]

Story keeps giving
Law Mars is back in the fold
UM wrong again

[Jack Lambert]

Yanci gives blow job
Yanci takes it up the ass.
Neal gives reach around.

[starkvegasdawg]

Go to hell ole miss
You just go to hell and die
Go to hell ole miss.

[mstatefan91]

what a job Hugh Freeze
Recruited a top offense
Matt Luke made them shit

[Doggie_Style]

Golden Egg for State

LandShark Shit-Storm Mars Won't Quit

Team Bus Hits Black Bear

[Political Hack]

Go to Hell Ole Miss
Go to Hell The School Up North
Go to Hell Land Sharks

[mstatefan91]

Remember Old Times

Rebel Black Bears were just fine

Now you are Landsharks

[Bubb Rubb]

A foot in their ass
A sucker punch in their throat
A cowbell on their skull

[mstatefan91]

Metal pipe weapon
My cowbell is dangerous
Stay yo ass at home

[Jack Lambert]

Mullen loves Starkville

Mississippi State Wins game

Mullen smokes cigar

[MagicDawg]

Don't stop believing
42-3 third quarter
Visitor seats bare.

[MetEdDawg]

Ole Miss just plain sucks
NASA one day gets to Mars
Ole Miss never will

[MagicDawg]

National anthem.
Flyover plane has banner:
"Go to hell Ole Miss."

[MagicDawg]

"Plan would have worked, too
Except for these meddling kids."
Rosebowl is Shaggy.

[MagicDawg]

Only in Oxford:
Best food found at gas station
Ex-coach works there, too.

[DawgPoundtheRock]

Mullen to somewhere
You need to get over it
Mullen loves Our State

[Coach34]

This thread is full of win

[Dawg61]

Sanctions are coming
Finishing Ole Miss football
Freeze no more twitter

[Lord McBuckethead]

Ole Miss just plain sucks
NASA one day gets to Mars
Ole Miss never will

I have to say Leader is in the Clubhouse

[Maroon Wizardry]

We'll eat your lunch fruit
Punch, you in the face with run
game you got none, win.

[Maroon Wizardry]

Dancin, Dancing in
The street, dancin, dancing in
The Davis Wade, Win

[Mutt the Hoople]

Imploding Rebels
The Death Penalty Awaits
Xanax Will Not Help

[Mutt the Hoople]

There was once a young Reb named Shephard,
Whose breath smelled just like a turd....

OOPS! Sorry, you said "Haiku", not "Limerick".

[was21]

State will win the game
Ole Miss in the midst of shame
Too damn bad Hail State

[QuadrupleOption]

Ascots in a knot,
Lawsuit filings left and right,
Won't stop probation.

[mstatefan91]

Who da winner?

[Bullmutt]

Bulldogs pounds the rock.
Dawgs D dominates 5-0.
Rebel tears are sweet!

[Dawgcentral]

Colonel Reb is gone.
Carefully chosen ?Black? bear.
They prefer Great ?White?.