Say Something NIce About Matt Luke

[MeridianDog]

Because It is Thanksgiving week and he needs to know we love him.

I'll Start:

I bet he could tear up the buffet at a Golden Corral.

http://www.postregister.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_image_full_node/public/field/image/1190337_web1_1190337-06942db3bc894ae38415fc51606e3953.jpg?itok=fm7gChb7

[Mimi's Babies]

He should give Thanks that the COI hasn't hit the media YET!!!

[starkvegasdawg]

He has mastered the art of walking the sideline and perpetually looking like he smells a fart.

[HereComesTheSpiral]

He looks like he would be caught masturbating on a bus.

[JoseBrown]

Fatt Puke is his real name...

[NWADAWG]

He's named after 2 writers of the gospels.

[MetEdDawg]

He really doesn’t look like Hodor from Game of Thrones...

[MagicDawg]

It will never cease to amuse me that Matt Luke followed a Marked John.

[DogsofAnarchy]

Because It is Thanksgiving week and he needs to know we love him.

I'll Start:

I bet he could tear up the buffet at a Golden Corral.

http://www.postregister.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_image_full_node/public/field/image/1190337_web1_1190337-06942db3bc894ae38415fc51606e3953.jpg?itok=fm7gChb7

Matt took really good care of his brother when Keo Coleman knocked him the 17 out!!!

[ShotgunDawg]

Looks big enough that he could still play OL at Ole Miss

[Maroonthirteen]

Matt Luke will leave big pants to fill.

[Jacksondevildog]

Why has someone not told him that he’s no longer a 34” in the waist.

[Drugs Delaney]

He doesn't waste food

[GreenheadDawg]

He has mastered the art of walking the sideline and perpetually looking like he smells a fart.

Lol so true

[starkvegasdawg]

Because It is Thanksgiving week and he needs to know we love him.

I'll Start:

I bet he could tear up the buffet at a Golden Corral.

http://www.postregister.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_image_full_node/public/field/image/1190337_web1_1190337-06942db3bc894ae38415fc51606e3953.jpg?itok=fm7gChb7
He does a mean robot.

[Tripp McNeely]

He’s not as fat as Mark Mangino

[Maroonthirteen]

Matt Luke taught George Costanza, the art of looking annoyed to look busy but really doing nothing.

[DLGDawg]

Matt took really good care of his brother when Keo Coleman knocked him the 17 out!!!

Nice!!!
That was first year of the egg bowl moved back to campus wasn?t it?? I was there in student section.

But Keo laid him out on that cloudy cool day.

[TrapGame]

He has nice tits.

[yjnkdawg]

I wish I had his hair! :D

[MeridianDog]

Man boobs.

[BiscuitEater]

Looks good roaming the sideline in his sky blue PJ top.

[Bucky Dog]

He loves his family

[Spiderman]

His hairspray game is STRONG!

[Tbonewannabe]

He hasn't been caught calling prostitutes yet.

[MeridianDog]

Or dating 14 year old girls!

[BrunswickDawg]

He?s not coaching the worst team in the SEC. Its close, but they aren?t the worst. Yet.

[parabrave]

He might be coaching at his other Alma Marta next year.

[Dawgcentral]

He’s doing a job that no current Power 5 head coach wants to do.
Kinda like cleaning public bathrooms.

[notsofarawaydawg]

Matt loves the Grove but not like Bucky did. Matt actually feeds on the food, not the trees. The Grove and the sorostitutes are much safer with Matt stalking the sideline.

[Saltydog]

NT

[Leroy Jenkins]

nice tits.

[dogshiek]

Lumpy Luke and Stringray could have a fight of the century in a pie eating contest!

[Acid mouth]

The fact that he?s coaching Mississippi is without question the harshest self-induced penalty and should bode well in the eyes of the COI

[msbulldog]

He doesn't seem to sweat much for a fat man.

[Sacrifice]

Hes proof you dont have to have huge arms and big hands to play OL

[Turfdawg67]

His wife is hot.

[KB549]

He beat anoxeria

[BulldogBacker]

Fatter than Chip Kelly!

[MeridianDog]

Little known fact.

He and Stingray were both approached by Jenny Craig.

Both fell off the wagon after 57 minutes on the program.

[Indndawg]

he makes sky blue shirts look like the actual sky

[Pollodawg]

He looks like Max Baer Jr let himself go.

[Indndawg]

Waist to forearm ratio is a healthy 18:1****

[Jack Lambert]

His head makes his body look thin.

[Jack Lambert]

Looks like he ate a family of boneless midgets.

Or Gilligan after eating the skipper.

[Lord McBuckethead]

He's not too fat.

[Commercecomet24]

It looks like he enjoys the tanning bed. Tans make you look thinner.***