Got any good bama jokes? (Sorry, Tusk)

[Goldendawg]

Here's mine: What do a bama fan and a maggot have in common? They can both live off a dead Bear for 30 years. Hail State and we'll be there Sat night expecting our team to play their A game!

[IMissJack]

Baseball

[Jack Lambert]

You know why they do it doggy style in Alabama? "So they both can watch wrestling"

Know what they call home improvement in Alabama?"Mag Wheels"

Know what a Bama fan getting a divorce and a Tornado have in common? "Either way Bubba is losing his trailer"

Know why OJ moved to Alabama? "Everyone has the same DNA"

Know what you call a person from Alabama with four teeth? "A show off"

Know what you call a genius in Alabama? "A visitor"

Know why people from Alabama don't pick their nose? " They are scared their heads will cave in."

The reason Jesus could not be born in Alabama? "Because there isn't three wise men and a virgin there"

Know what the female Alabama fan says after sex? "Get off me dad you are crushing my smokes"

[TUSK]

Why do all the trees in Mississippi lean to the East?

Cuz Alabama sucks.

[Dawg-gone-dawgs]

Why do all the trees in Mississippi lean to the East?

Cuz Alabama sucks.

NICE!

[Mutt the Hoople]

What has 30 teeth?

The first row of Bryant-Denny Stadium.

[DeputyDawg94]

In Alabama ancestry.com and farmersonly.com are the same site.

[TUSK]

In Alabama ancestry.com and farmersonly.com are the same site.

winner.

[DownwardDawg]

In Alabama ancestry.com and farmersonly.com are the same site.

Outstanding

[DeputyDawg94]

winner.

I'll take 6 tickets to the game in T-town next year please.

[SouthMSDog]

How do you castrate a man from Alabama? "Kick his sister in the mouth."

[Choctaw Dawg]

Whats the best thing to ever come out of Alabama?
I-20 and I-10.

What do people from Alabama do on Halloween?
Pump kin.

[Maroonbulldog]

If you have more As on your truck than you did. On your report card- then you may be an Alabama fan...

[BeardoMSU]

Have you heard about the new law that was passed in Alabama?

When a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister.

[Matty Dispatch]

Why did they stop serving iced tea at Bryant Denny?

The student who knew the recipe graduated.

[Turfdawg67]

Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Tuscaloosa??

Anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush.

[Howboutdemdogs]

If you see a State fan with a State shirt on, he probably went to State, you see a Bama fan with a Bama shirt on, he probably went to Walmart.

Straight out the single wide.