View Full Version : Got any good bama jokes? (Sorry, Tusk)
Goldendawg
11-05-2017, 09:13 PM
Here's mine: What do a bama fan and a maggot have in common? They can both live off a dead Bear for 30 years. Hail State and we'll be there Sat night expecting our team to play their A game!
IMissJack
11-05-2017, 09:16 PM
Baseball
Jack Lambert
11-05-2017, 09:16 PM
You know why they do it doggy style in Alabama? "So they both can watch wrestling"
Know what they call home improvement in Alabama?"Mag Wheels"
Know what a Bama fan getting a divorce and a Tornado have in common? "Either way Bubba is losing his trailer"
Know why OJ moved to Alabama? "Everyone has the same DNA"
Know what you call a person from Alabama with four teeth? "A show off"
Know what you call a genius in Alabama? "A visitor"
Know why people from Alabama don't pick their nose? " They are scared their heads will cave in."
The reason Jesus could not be born in Alabama? "Because there isn't three wise men and a virgin there"
Know what the female Alabama fan says after sex? "Get off me dad you are crushing my smokes"
Why do all the trees in Mississippi lean to the East?
Cuz Alabama sucks.
Dawg-gone-dawgs
11-05-2017, 10:00 PM
Why do all the trees in Mississippi lean to the East?
Cuz Alabama sucks.
NICE!
Mutt the Hoople
11-05-2017, 10:05 PM
What has 30 teeth?
The first row of Bryant-Denny Stadium.
DeputyDawg94
11-05-2017, 10:07 PM
In Alabama ancestry.com and farmersonly.com are the same site.
In Alabama ancestry.com and farmersonly.com are the same site.
winner.
DownwardDawg
11-05-2017, 10:40 PM
In Alabama ancestry.com and farmersonly.com are the same site.
Outstanding
DeputyDawg94
11-05-2017, 11:39 PM
winner.
I'll take 6 tickets to the game in T-town next year please.
SouthMSDog
11-06-2017, 09:06 AM
How do you castrate a man from Alabama? "Kick his sister in the mouth."
Choctaw Dawg
11-06-2017, 09:53 AM
Whats the best thing to ever come out of Alabama?
I-20 and I-10.
What do people from Alabama do on Halloween?
Pump kin.
Maroonbulldog
11-06-2017, 01:40 PM
If you have more As on your truck than you did. On your report card- then you may be an Alabama fan...
BeardoMSU
11-06-2017, 01:42 PM
Have you heard about the new law that was passed in Alabama?
When a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister.
Matty Dispatch
11-06-2017, 02:45 PM
Why did they stop serving iced tea at Bryant Denny?
The student who knew the recipe graduated.
Turfdawg67
11-06-2017, 08:20 PM
Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Tuscaloosa??
Anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush.
Howboutdemdogs
11-07-2017, 08:25 AM
If you see a State fan with a State shirt on, he probably went to State, you see a Bama fan with a Bama shirt on, he probably went to Walmart.
Straight out the single wide.
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