Haiku Tuesdays

[Lord McBuckethead]

Challenge,
Haiku about Hugh Freeze not being considered for the Florida job this go around.

Most upvotes gets to write a custom message at the top of the board. (maybe if the moderators allow)

Go.

[Lord McBuckethead]

Call in to Tampa
No one wants to answer it.
Lonely at the house.

[Lord McBuckethead]

Creeping at Practice
Last Chance U cast off
Trying for a shot.

[Bubb Rubb]

The Earth will blow up
And Be No More Before Strick
Considers Hugh Freeze

[drunkernhelldawg]

Sunny Florida
This stupid Freeze brings just blight
O-fer elsewhere, Hugh

[starkvegasdawg]

I am called Show Cause.
Hookers are on my speed dial.
My tweets are not me.

[Bubb Rubb]

But, why, Florida?
You won't even look my way!
I beat Bama twice!

[Dawgtini]

Florida?
Again with the desire.
Alas, forever a bridesmaid.

[Lord McBuckethead]

But, why, Florida?
You won't even look my way!
I beat Bama twice!

Boom. I feel the despair. Nice.

[shoeless joe]

McElwain is out
Freeze wants in
Hookers and coaching

[biscuit]

Shark humper is gone
Prostitutes are no comfort
No Show Cause just yet

[Martianlander]

Don't despair.
I could get Shae Shae to transfer there.
And it wouldn't be a shame.
We'll blame everything on McElwain.
Our recruiting will be stacked,
but watch out for girls basketball and track.
And in case you haven't noticed lately,
It's time for a great trip to Haiti.

[Doggie_Style]

Florida job sweet!
Hugh sniffin at da meat
Escort exile out of reach!

[DrDog]

Bucky smashed too much
Dirty recruiting and such
Means no job for now

[drunkernhelldawg]

Gaineswille on speed dial
Whatcha wearing honey blue?
Wanna play with Coach?

[Political Hack]

Hookers on speed dial.
Rebel Rags going to trial.
Strick smiles at Freeze denial.

[PassInterference]

But, why, Florida?
You won't even look my way!
I beat Bama twice!

Clubhouse leader.

[Leroy Jenkins]

There once was a man from Nantucket.

[Dawgcentral]

Help wanted, Gainesville.
Horny Beaver answers ad.
Sanctions shoved up rectum.

[Reason2succeed]

Closer to Tampa
Since my Christian schtick is hampered
Sure hope that Scott calls

[Lord McBuckethead]

But, why, Florida?
You won't even look my way!
I beat Bama twice!

Winner. Nice Haiku. Now come up with something as a header for the UMass game.