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Lord McBuckethead
10-31-2017, 09:00 AM
Challenge,
Haiku about Hugh Freeze not being considered for the Florida job this go around.
Most upvotes gets to write a custom message at the top of the board. (maybe if the moderators allow)
Go.
Lord McBuckethead
10-31-2017, 09:04 AM
Call in to Tampa
No one wants to answer it.
Lonely at the house.
Lord McBuckethead
10-31-2017, 09:06 AM
Creeping at Practice
Last Chance U cast off
Trying for a shot.
Bubb Rubb
10-31-2017, 09:18 AM
The Earth will blow up
And Be No More Before Strick
Considers Hugh Freeze
drunkernhelldawg
10-31-2017, 09:19 AM
Sunny Florida
This stupid Freeze brings just blight
O-fer elsewhere, Hugh
starkvegasdawg
10-31-2017, 09:24 AM
I am called Show Cause.
Hookers are on my speed dial.
My tweets are not me.
Bubb Rubb
10-31-2017, 09:30 AM
But, why, Florida?
You won't even look my way!
I beat Bama twice!
Dawgtini
10-31-2017, 09:53 AM
Florida?
Again with the desire.
Alas, forever a bridesmaid.
Lord McBuckethead
10-31-2017, 09:54 AM
But, why, Florida?
You won't even look my way!
I beat Bama twice!
Boom. I feel the despair. Nice.
shoeless joe
10-31-2017, 09:59 AM
McElwain is out
Freeze wants in
Hookers and coaching
biscuit
10-31-2017, 10:01 AM
Shark humper is gone
Prostitutes are no comfort
No Show Cause just yet
Martianlander
10-31-2017, 10:21 AM
Don't despair.
I could get Shae Shae to transfer there.
And it wouldn't be a shame.
We'll blame everything on McElwain.
Our recruiting will be stacked,
but watch out for girls basketball and track.
And in case you haven't noticed lately,
It's time for a great trip to Haiti.
Doggie_Style
10-31-2017, 10:37 AM
Florida job sweet!
Hugh sniffin at da meat
Escort exile out of reach!
DrDog
10-31-2017, 11:35 AM
Bucky smashed too much
Dirty recruiting and such
Means no job for now
drunkernhelldawg
10-31-2017, 12:01 PM
Gaineswille on speed dial
Whatcha wearing honey blue?
Wanna play with Coach?
Political Hack
10-31-2017, 12:11 PM
Hookers on speed dial.
Rebel Rags going to trial.
Strick smiles at Freeze denial.
PassInterference
10-31-2017, 12:55 PM
But, why, Florida?
You won't even look my way!
I beat Bama twice!
Clubhouse leader.
Leroy Jenkins
10-31-2017, 01:11 PM
There once was a man from Nantucket.
Dawgcentral
10-31-2017, 05:01 PM
Help wanted, Gainesville.
Horny Beaver answers ad.
Sanctions shoved up rectum.
Reason2succeed
10-31-2017, 05:26 PM
Closer to Tampa
Since my Christian schtick is hampered
Sure hope that Scott calls
Lord McBuckethead
11-01-2017, 12:35 AM
But, why, Florida?
You won't even look my way!
I beat Bama twice!
Winner. Nice Haiku. Now come up with something as a header for the UMass game.
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