Halftime in the OM locker room

[Mutt the Hoople]

Corch Luke- "What in the hell was that? Where's your Rebel Pride?! Where's your Rebel Spirit?!?"

AJ- where's my money?

CL- Uhhh, ixnay on the Unneymay ingthay. We have a meeting up in Kentucky Monday with the NCAA, and we gotta be tight until then.

Rest of OM players- Ya cut off our weed, we don't get no more Booster handshakes, and the only hoskanks putting out for us are old wimmens who go by Message board names.

CL (thinking to himself)- pleasepleaseplease, let me get a Show-Cause.

[Drugdog]

Where all the white women at?

[WSOPdawg]

Corch Luke- "What in the hell was that? Where's your Rebel Pride?! Where's your Rebel Spirit?!?"

AJ- where's my money?

CL- Uhhh, ixnay on the Unneymay ingthay. We have a meeting up in Kentucky Monday with the NCAA, and we gotta be tight until then.

Rest of OM players- Ya cut off our weed, we don't get no more Booster handshakes, and the only hoskanks putting out for us are old wimmens who go by Message board names.

CL (thinking to himself)- pleasepleaseplease, let me get a Show-Cause.

Outstanding, Mutt!!! That right there is too damn funny... and probably true!!!

[anubus]

After Monday Rebel Pride will be as non-existent as Hugh Freeze's Haiti outreach program.