The Most Impressive Thing About the Hugh Freeze Era

[ShotgunDawg]

The more that stuff comes out, the more I am absolutely impressed that Freeze was able to field a semi-competent SEC football team while:

- living an alternate life style than what he portrayed

- hanging with escorts on a regular basis

- calling the Funky's guy about 5 times a day

- apparently, according to David Johnson, hanging out at Funkys at the bar on a regular basis which caused some of his friends question why he was doing that.

- Fishing often, as evidenced by his "Yahtzee" pictures.

- Remaining a scratch golfer, according to some in the know. I mean, that takes at least two round a week at 4 hours per

- Preaching on the weekends at Pinelake & other churches.

- Being a tireless recruiter that apparently spent hours and hours a day recruiting.

I mean, I'm sure this list could even be longer, but that fact that Hugh Freeze was able to field a competent SEC football team with all this going on, has to be one of the finest human achievements I've ever observed. At very least, the guy was one hell of a multi-tasker.

As far as I know, Mullen mostly just does football & maybe a little golf here & there. If he had Hugh Freeze's schedule, I'm not sure we'd win a damn SEC game.

[confucius say]

I wonder if any media people like tmz or deadspin are trying to find one of the hookers and pay her 10k for her story. I bet she'd squeal about being made to squeal.

[Commercecomet24]

freeze is a cyborg****

[BrunswickDawg]

That's some damn fine analysis Shotgun.

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[Gutter Cobreh]

As far as I know, Mullen mostly just does football & maybe a little golf here & there. If he had Hugh Freeze's schedule, I'm not sure we'd win a damn SEC game.

Don't forget wake surfing; never forget about wake surfing!!!!

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[ShotgunDawg]

freeze is a cyborg****

I was under the assumption that SEC football coaches worked 18 hour days & had little life outside of the complex, however, Freeze proved that you can basically live a life of vacation while also fielding a pretty good football team.

I honestly don't know what to make of my post. It's actually somewhat impressive

[MStateDawg]

I wonder if any media people like tmz or deadspin are trying to find one of the hookers and pay her 10k for her story. I bet she'd squeal about being made to squeal.

I've been thinking the exact same thing. It's only a matter of time before one of these escorts steps forward to tell their story about Rev. Freeze.

[Bucky Dog]

You can add all nighters chomping on wood!

I saw the thread title and immediately thought the most impressive thing is: the 278% increase in braces for OM fans teenagers!

[RougeDawg]

I've been thinking the exact same thing. It's only a matter of time before one of these escorts steps forward to tell their story about Rev. Freeze.

I highly doubt any will step forward. Why you ask? Because they weren't for Bucky. The whores were for recruits, some of which were 17 at the time of recruitment. We need to focus on the 5th amendments when we think about these escorts because they will remain silent for fear of self incrimination. Unless they are given plea deals to uncover a larger problem, this will be crickets forever.

[missouridawg]

Cocaine is a helluva drug

[RocketDawg]

I highly doubt any will step forward. Why you ask? Because they weren't for Bucky. The whores were for recruits, some of which were 17 at the time of recruitment. We need to focus on the 5th amendments when we think about these escorts because they will remain silent for fear of self incrimination. Unless they are given plea deals to uncover a larger problem, this will be crickets forever.

Not to mention that their "profession" is illegal in all states but one. I'm sure they want to remain employed in a business that has a limited lifetime. And I doubt any of them could care less about exposing a football coach.

[JDog13]

I wonder if any media people like tmz or deadspin are trying to find one of the hookers and pay her 10k for her story. I bet she'd squeal about being made to squeal.

How do you think Mars knew what to look for? Only a matter of time.

[Todd4State]

The more that stuff comes out, the more I am absolutely impressed that Freeze was able to field a semi-competent SEC football team while:

- living an alternate life style than what he portrayed Jimmy Swag

- hanging with escorts on a regular basis Probably a lot were for recruits, although I won't rule out that some were for him.

- calling the Funky's guy about 5 times a day About recruiting.

- apparently, according to David Johnson, hanging out at Funkys at the bar on a regular basis which caused some of his friends question why he was doing that. Perk for being a rogue booster.

- Fishing often, as evidenced by his "Yahtzee" pictures. May have been photoshopped, maybe not.

- Remaining a scratch golfer, according to some in the know. I mean, that takes at least two round a week at 4 hours per

- Preaching on the weekends at Pinelake & other churches. Part of the 18 our work day.

- Being a tireless recruiter that apparently spent hours and hours a day recruiting. Part of the 18 hour workday.

I mean, I'm sure this list could even be longer, but that fact that Hugh Freeze was able to field a competent SEC football team with all this going on, has to be one of the finest human achievements I've ever observed. At very least, the guy was one hell of a multi-tasker.

As far as I know, Mullen mostly just does football & maybe a little golf here & there. If he had Hugh Freeze's schedule, I'm not sure we'd win a damn SEC game.

This is why Freeze and the owner of Funky's were just friends doesn't hold any water. He was simply a cog in the recruiting machine.

[Bucky Dog]

This is why Freeze and the owner of Funky's were just friends doesn't hold any water. He was simply a cog in the recruiting machine.

I think you're on to something.

[barfly]

Suggests freeze had no action at home. Hell, if I was his wife, I wouldn't touch him with a 10-foot pole. Probably creepy as hell and a total control freak with his daughters. Wonder how all their new found forced togetherness is working? He just strikes me as the type who has got to be getting it from cheap hookers who he can easily manipulate and degrade. A lot of people dismissed the claims of those briarcrest girls.....not me!! It rang true as shit in these ears.

[Dawg61]

How many hours a day does it free up if you can't develop or coach players up at all?

[barfly]

Feds never have a problem with a little nookie being bought and sold here and there if they can catch a bigger fish with it. But, just where are the Feds? This could be approaching WHERE IS THE CAVALRY LEVELs

[anubus]

How many hours a day does it free up if you can't develop or coach players up at all?

If Bucky had a twin brother or doppelganger.... Forget the most interesting man in the world, Freeze laying pipe to hundreds of women,cruiting,preaching,fishing,coaching a joke of a program to their greatest heights and portraying a pious family guy.....that makes him the most interesting man of all times.

[BeardoMSU]

It's called jugglin'...**

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[HSVDawg]

You're not giving Mullen nearly enough credit for the amount of time he spends rueing.

[BeardoMSU]

You're not giving Mullen nearly enough credit for the amount of time he spends rueing.

Great point. Dan's got enough time and energy to not only lead our football program, but also initiate undercover informants, coach false testimonies, coerce Yancy's sources into feeding him shit, and make regular flights to every town Hugh visits to pretend to be an escort....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy6h9ZI-sl0

...damn that's a lot of work for one man to topple a football powerhouse the likes of Ole Miss.***

[dogshiek]

It's amazing that body has beaten that thin skinned bastards ass. No jealous husband or boyfriend has shot him. No momma or daddy has called his hypothetical ass out. No preacher or congregation has had an intervention. No government entity has done an investigation.

[RougeDawg]

Not to mention that their "profession" is illegal in all states but one. I'm sure they want to remain employed in a business that has a limited lifetime. And I doubt any of them could care less about exposing a football coach.

I didn't even think about it being illegal. I guess I'm among the mindset that you should ne able to make money doing something completely legal unpaid. You can have se* unpaid legally. Why not make money doing something that's legal?

Just my two cents. I'm also along the mindset than anyone is free to do that which they wish, as long as they don't hinder or impede upon the liberties or safety of someone else.

[TrapGame]

Ever seen the movie The Prestige?

He has a secret twin brother.

[Dawg61]

I didn't even think about it being illegal. I guess I'm among the mindset that you should ne able to make money doing something completely legal unpaid. You can have se* unpaid legally. Why not make money doing something that's legal?

I know that sounds great in your head and all but if you make prostitution legal everywhere you'll have entire age groups growing up expecting the guy to pay for sex. Literally every girl that is 16 will figure out they can just make the guy pay her for sex instead of getting a job at Chipotle. It'll totally **** up the dating scene for anyone under 25. Prostitution is illegal for a reason.

[Lord McBuckethead]

Illegal cause they cannot tax it. And the morality issue.

[AFDawg]

Don't forget the time Dan spends rue-nning marathons and buying shorts at Rueeds.

[notsofarawaydawg]

I hear Hughie and President Bill Clinton were good buddies. **

[barfly]

$141,000 of taxpayer money cozying up with hookers and doing some crootin on the side.....that's 103 recruiting trips on OM plane at $1,375 per hour. Something tells me that's just for starters. Way to go, pastor. I hope you end up doing some time behind bars, and I don't mean Funky's parking lot , you POS. Prepare to make restitution to the State of Mississippi, you lying fraud.

[RocketDawg]

$141,000 of taxpayer money cozying up with hookers and doing some crootin on the side.....that's 103 recruiting trips on OM plane at $1,375 per hour. Something tells me that's just for starters. Way to go, pastor. I hope you end up doing some time behind bars, and I don't mean Funky's parking lot , you POS. Prepare to make restitution to the State of Mississippi, you lying fraud.

Did you assume just one hour per recruiting trip? Should be much higher than that.

[Spiderman]

Illegal cause they cannot tax it. And the morality issue.

Yep, only reason any money making endeavors are illegal.

Do all the heroin you want, just don't ask me to pay your medical bills, or make it illegal for me to shoot your ass if you try to steal my stuff to pay for it. Shoot up and kill yourself, if that floats your boat. I could care less.