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TUSK
07-03-2017, 04:29 PM
https://www.rollbamaroll.com/2017/7/3/15913258/jumbo-package-alabama-football-saban-jimbo-fisher-jaycee-horn-josh-jobe

Here is an excerpt if ya don't want to click the link:

Alabama now has 44 shoulder-pad devices that are used by the starters and immediate backups on both offense and defense. Keith collects them after each practice and game, downloading their findings onto a computer 20 to 30 minutes after the last whistle. He then exports the data into a pre-formatted Excel document that lists the result of the players and is broken down by position group.

On the volume metrics, such as player load and odometer number, he looks to see if anyone was overworked. On the performance measurements, such as explosiveness, he tries to decipher whether fatigue caused a decline. If an individual's numbers are one standard deviation outside of the norm, his entry will be highlighted with yellow. When Saban gets the report the next day, he can decide how to proceed as he determines whether to scale back repetitions for one of his starters or key reserves.

Martianlander
07-03-2017, 06:12 PM
Communist shoulder pads.

basedog
07-03-2017, 06:27 PM
RoboCoach is next.

Reason2succeed
07-03-2017, 06:35 PM
If he isn't influencing the outcome of games then he isn't using his Russian connections right.

TUSK
07-03-2017, 09:19 PM
If he isn't influencing the outcome of games then he isn't using his Russian connections right.

Oh, MDL is... simultaneously making America And Alabama Great, Again...

MAAAGA!

Dawgowar
07-03-2017, 10:34 PM
Commie red Crimson Tide...Lenin's Team.

BulldogBear
07-04-2017, 10:09 AM
Oh, MDL is... simultaneously making America And Alabama Great, Again...

MAAAGA!

Comrade Sabanski?

Personally I like Sabanovich, but actually I don't know what his father's name is. "Vich" is generally connected to your father. If your father is Michael, your middle name might be Michaelovich for instance.

Reason2succeed
07-04-2017, 10:34 AM
Nick is probably short for Nikolai. He left LSU for the Dolphins just to cover that he wanted to be with the Red Superpower.

Apoplectic
07-04-2017, 05:21 PM
Meh....guessing this is just cover to boost off-field coaching numbers and get a rise out of donors. Since when did excel start working as documents? How do you dicipher when a starter is loafing vs fatigue? Instead why not monitor lactate and anaerobic threshold then export into the preformatted document?

TUSK
07-04-2017, 06:12 PM
Meh....guessing this is just cover to boost off-field coaching numbers and get a rise out of donors. Since when did excel start working as documents? How do you dicipher when a starter is loafing vs fatigue? Instead why not monitor lactate and anaerobic threshold then export into the preformatted document?

Does not compute.