OT: Hair or no Hair?

[Bucky Dog]

Ok so I'm an 80's guys and I also have a few daughters. I know the whole bald eagle, shaved thing started years ago. I'm a man and I want to see the real woman and am not a fan of the bald thing. A bare ****** is just not pretty most of the time. I'm not saying I want full 70's bush but just keep it neat and clean but let me know I'm with a freaking woman damnit!

I can say that I know Jack Lambert will be with me, as well as a few others. Just trying to break free from all the OM shit and negative stuff here lately. Let's talk about some real shit and have some fun. What do you say??

I'm thing Tusk is a bush man.

[sandwolf]

Jesus....why did you include your daughters in this post?

[Dallas_Dawg]

Jesus....why did you include your daughters in this post?

No shit!

[RichardHarrow]

Ummm, weirdest shit I've seen in a while. Enough so that in order to reply to your strange comment I had to type in my name and password into my phone because it didn't remember me. Daughters .....pics or it didn't happen ******

[hailmari]

You require pubes to let you know you're with a woman?

[TUSK]

I appreciate the OP's post, and the balls to actually post it....

However, I'm a straight up "bald eagle" type cat.... I'm actually on record having thrown a set of clippers at a chick's grape as early as Summer 1990...

Given that, I hear that the "bush" is back... all be it not the 70s style (thank god)... but, against my wishes, it's "grown" beyond the "airstrip", "heart" design, and "soul patch"...

I'm not down with that.

less

is

more

[bulldawg28]

Jesus....why did you include your daughters in trhis post?


Too much Trump In him.


I kid I kid

[BeastMan]

Hahaha. Hardwood dance floor > shag carpet

[BrunswickDawg]

Never been a fan of flossing my teeth while engaged in amourous activities.

[Dawgbite]

It's all just window dressing but if I had to choose, very well groomed or slick.

[Bucky Dog]

I'm asking because it's a real dilemma we face! And we got drunk at dinner and the subject came up! And those with daughters understand what I'm talking about.

[Bully13]

Just need to make sure there's a clear clean path to the little man in the boat .

[Dawgbite]

I'm asking because it's a real dilemma we face! And we got drunk at dinner and the subject came up! And those with daughters understand what I'm talking about.

You never invite me to dinner?

[Cooterpoot]

Bald Eagle all the way for anyone under 30. It's how it is. After that, it's a mixed bag. But NEVER, should it be full blown shag carpet (unless it looks like it went 12 rounds with Tyson-in which case you just throw in the towel). Go with a landing strip or something. This ain't Indiana Jones looking for some jungle treasure in the Temple of Doom!

[starkvegasdawg]

Nair was invented for a reason.

[shoeless joe]

Makes no difference to me. I wouldn't go so far as to say I prefer it but I definitely don't mind it.

I can only remember a handfull of times where I slid the ol' hand down town and there wasn't a clear path to the goal. But I did have to have that conversation with a long time girlfriend...it was out of control and she acted like she wasn't aware that women did that sort of thing. But once she started the trim look she never went back. So I say "your welcome" to those post me.

[craigmid]

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[missouridawg]

High and tight at its worst. Ballroom dance floor at its best. Anything else and you can GTFO.

[Dawg-gone-dawgs]

WTF?

[Johnson85]

I'm asking because it's a real dilemma we face! And we got drunk at dinner and the subject came up! And those with daughters understand what I'm talking about.

I'm still confused as 17. Can anybody with daughters understand why that's relevant? Or is it completely weird as shit like it sounds?

[sandwolf]

I'm still confused as 17.Me too. Just really ****ing weird.

[Cooterpoot]

I'm still confused as 17. Can anybody with daughters understand why that's relevant? Or is it completely weird as shit like it sounds?

Just venturing a guess here.... but if they're mowing the infield, chances are, someone's playing ball on it.

[MSUDawg99]

1) I'm a female (over age 30) & I'm with the posters above, why would you bring up the subject of daughters? That just grosses me out & makes it sound incestual. What does that have to do with this convo?
2) Hair also grosses me out, so therefore it's nada for me. I also expect the same for a man. Thankfully, mine shares that sentiment.

[BeastMan]

1) I'm a female (over age 30) & I'm with the posters above, why would you bring up the subject of daughters? That just grosses me out & makes it sound incestual. What does that have to do with this convo?
2) Hair also grosses me out, so therefore it's nada for me. I also expect the same for a man. Thankfully, mine shares that sentiment.

http://i.imgur.com/WFNbPoP.gif

[MadDawg]

1) I'm a female (over age 30) & I'm with the posters above, why would you bring up the subject of daughters? That just grosses me out & makes it sound incestual. What does that have to do with this convo?
2) Hair also grosses me out, so therefore it's nada for me. I also expect the same for a man. Thankfully, mine shares that sentiment.

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[Coldsleeve Jr.]

Dont use Nair on your balls. You're welcome.

[Tbonewannabe]

http://i.imgur.com/WFNbPoP.gif

Never seen this before so you win the Internet today as far as I am concerned.

[BeastMan]

Too much Trump In him.



Trump likes the 70s retro bush so when he grabs, he has something to hold on to

[Dawg61]

Dont use Nair on your balls. You're welcome.

Also don't let her use nair on her cooch either unless you wanna run the risk of eating roasted red pepper beef oatmeal. Don't use cologne on your balls either unless you like 2 minutes of excruciating pain. You're welcome.

[Johnson85]

1) I'm a female (over age 30) & I'm with the posters above, why would you bring up the subject of daughters? That just grosses me out & makes it sound incestual. What does that have to do with this convo?
2) Hair also grosses me out, so therefore it's nada for me. I also expect the same for a man. Thankfully, mine shares that sentiment.

I can't believe it's been 38 minutes and nobody has responded with the this spool is croom without pickaxe comment. I would have put the over under at 45 seconds.

[TUSK]

1) I'm a female (over age 30) & I'm with the posters above, why would you bring up the subject of daughters? That just grosses me out & makes it sound incestual. What does that have to do with this convo?
2) Hair also grosses me out, so therefore it's nada for me. I also expect the same for a man. Thankfully, mine shares that sentiment.

You shouldn't hang those breaking balls over the middle of the plate when I'm in the batter's box... I'm gonna let it slide, this time;)*

[starkvegasdawg]

2) Hair also grosses me out, so therefore it's nada for me.

Pics or it didn't happen.

[TUSK]

Pics or it didn't happen.

"That" was EXACTLY to what I was referring to with my weak ass baseball reference above....

[DogsofAnarchy]

1) I'm a female (over age 30) & I'm with the posters above, why would you bring up the subject of daughters? That just grosses me out & makes it sound incestual. What does that have to do with this convo?
2) Hair also grosses me out, so therefore it's nada for me. I also expect the same for a man. Thankfully, mine shares that sentiment.

All depends on if you're blonde or not. If your blonde, then it should be shaved. If your brunette, then it should have a nice V hair line. Makes it beautiful!! 👍🏼

[JDog13]

Pics or it didn't happen.

Beat me to it

[Bully13]

"That" was EXACTLY to what I was referring to with my weak ass baseball reference above....

was not weak. liked. funny as hell

[Bully13]

based on MSU99's post, does ED win the college sports message board of the day award? I would think so.

props 99.

[HereComesTheSpiral]

1) I'm a female (over age 30) & I'm with the posters above, why would you bring up the subject of daughters? That just grosses me out & makes it sound incestual. What does that have to do with this convo?
2) Hair also grosses me out, so therefore it's nada for me. I also expect the same for a man. Thankfully, mine shares that sentiment.

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[Bully13]

We could swing this to platinum if need be right? If so, I need access.

Btw, where's random on this thread? Didn't he have an ex whose "little man " was actually quite large? Maybe that's why he got in the condom bidness to get the discounts on the ones with extra ridges?

[HereComesTheSpiral]

We could swing this to platinum if need be right? If so, I need access.

Btw, where's random on this thread? Didn't he have an ex whose "little man " was actually quite large? Maybe that's why he got in the condom bidness to get the discounts on the ones with extra ridges?

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[InTheIttaBenaHotSun]

I like the best of both....trimmed on top but grown out full while also having it smooth underneath....I'm tired of the totally bald look.