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ShotgunDawg
06-06-2017, 02:27 PM
The first sentence of this is absolutely ridiculous.

Barney must be a damn magician to get away with all this without anyone noticing.

OM is about to get fire bombed. A classroom full of preschoolers wouldn't buy this crap.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBqRBoqVoAAViMM.jpg

mstatefan91
06-06-2017, 02:31 PM
Also to note, it looks as if they are basically admitting to LOIC.. That's how it reads to me.

ShotgunDawg
06-06-2017, 02:32 PM
Also to note, it looks as if they are basically admitting to LOIC.. That's how it reads to me.

Great point

Quaoarsking
06-06-2017, 02:32 PM
My favorite part is where they actually pasted in Leo Lewis's Tweet with the Joker and whined about him doing that.

MetEdDawg
06-06-2017, 02:33 PM
Also to note, it looks as if they are basically admitting to LOIC.. That's how it reads to me.

But are contesting LOIC. I mean this whole document is the literal definition of LOIC. Self admittedly even. But I guess they have to contest it. They've dug this far. Nowhere else to go.

shoeless joe
06-06-2017, 02:34 PM
My favorite line was where they're argument was based on the difference between kiffin referring to someone as their "real dad" instead of "biological father"

ShotgunDawg
06-06-2017, 02:35 PM
Brandon Walker nails it
http://i.imgur.com/zRP8MBe.jpg

Hypnodawg
06-06-2017, 02:36 PM
Is Farrar the guy TSUN got special permission to hire because another guy was too sick to go recruiting?

ShotgunDawg
06-06-2017, 02:37 PM
Is Farrar the guy TSUN got special permission to hire because another guy was too sick to go recruiting?

Yes

TrapGame
06-06-2017, 02:38 PM
As I posted in another thread:

They deserve the death penalty just for this response.

Dolphus Raymond
06-06-2017, 02:38 PM
My favorite line is where Ole Miss admits they continued cheating DURING the investigation.

Reason2succeed
06-06-2017, 02:39 PM
https://media0.giphy.com/media/Wyl6b64NUTTiw/200_s.gif

Hypnodawg
06-06-2017, 02:42 PM
Yes

Outstanding. Go hire a bag man to be a bag man and then pretend you didn't know he was a bag man. I'm sure the COI will buy that.

ShotgunDawg
06-06-2017, 02:43 PM
Damn Leo. LOL
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBqWmOCWsAIL_ve.jpg

ShotgunDawg
06-06-2017, 02:43 PM
Outstanding. Go hire a bag man to be a bag man and then pretend you didn't know he was a bag man. I'm sure the COI will buy that.

Exactly.

Indndawg
06-06-2017, 02:44 PM
The first sentence of this is absolutely ridiculous.

Barney must be a damn magician to get away with all this without anyone noticing.

OM is about to get fire bombed. A classroom full of preschoolers wouldn't buy this crap.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBqRBoqVoAAViMM.jpg

EL OH El

ShotgunDawg
06-06-2017, 02:47 PM
Here is another good one

http://i.imgur.com/3oTebHS.jpg

fader2103
06-06-2017, 02:50 PM
In the David Saunders Allegation. They state that Derrick Nix was not involved, But in Allegation #2 apparently he was involved, they just claim they believe he wasn't.

fader2103
06-06-2017, 02:51 PM
C. The University’s Exemplary Conduct During This Case
Despite procedural issues that prejudiced the University and handicapped its ability to discover the
truth in this case, see Exhibit IN-3, University Correspondence with COI (April 28, 2017), the University has
made every effort to ensure that the investigation, both on its own and in conjunction with the enforcement
staff, has been thorough, comprehensive and exhaustive. To that end, there are multiple examples of the
University discovering and developing important pieces of the factual record that the enforcement staff had
either not considered or not sought.10 The University’s proactive approach throughout this investigation was
lauded in the 2016 and 2017 Notices, with the enforcement staff quoting multiple portions of the exemplary
cooperation bylaw in describing the University’s investigative conduct.

This is my favorite part!!!

Martianlander
06-06-2017, 02:54 PM
EL OH El

+1 rep given

Dawgology
06-06-2017, 02:59 PM
EL OH El

So they admit that Leo was truthful about the Farrar stuff but..........all the other stuff about the other coaches he TOTALLY made up to benefit his current university. Right....ok...

How much are they paying these attorneys exactly??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

Dolphus Raymond
06-06-2017, 03:00 PM
"The University has concluded that significant violations occurred in connection with its football program over a period of years, INCLUDING DURING THIS INVESTIGATION. "

How in the hell do you contest LOIC when you admit this?

TrapGame
06-06-2017, 03:03 PM
"The University has concluded that significant violations occurred in connection with its football program over a period of years, INCLUDING DURING THIS INVESTIGATION. "

How in the hell do you contest LOIC when you admit this?

They are so screwed.

starkvegasdawg
06-06-2017, 03:09 PM
If you're into rough gay porn, then the COI meeting is going to have you spanking it till it falls off. Bjork and Freeze are about to get gang banged dry like never before.

Indndawg
06-06-2017, 03:09 PM
Ole Miss is:
17'd, coitaled, screwed, manhandled, poop shooted

mparkerfd20
06-06-2017, 03:11 PM
After reading this, or most of it anyway (Skim read), I have even less doubt now that Ole Miss will in fact get the death penalty or wish they had.

Dolphus Raymond
06-06-2017, 03:17 PM
I must admit that I was skeptical about all the "continued to cheat while being investigated" talk. Really, I did not think it possible that any school, including Ole Miss, would exhibit such hubris. Following such an admission, why they have not fired every swinging dick connected to their football program is beyond explanation.

GreenheadDawg
06-06-2017, 03:21 PM
This reads like my kindergartener wrote this shit when he did something I told him not to do. Is this ****ing for real? The NCAA has to be scratching their heads at this.

starkvegasdawg
06-06-2017, 03:22 PM
I must admit that I was skeptical about all the "continued to cheat while bein investigated" talk. Really, I did not think it possible that any school, including Ole Miss, would exhibit such hubris. Following such an admission, why they have not fired every swinging dick connected to their football program is beyond explanation.

This is Tsun, none are big enough to swing.

Jack Lambert
06-06-2017, 03:24 PM
Also to note, it looks as if they are basically admitting to LOIC.. That's how it reads to me.

To me from what I am reading on the board is that is exactly what they are doing but doing it in a manner to save Freeze.