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msstate7
05-08-2017, 01:51 PM
https://s4.postimg.org/b8r7qfu65/IMG_1693.jpg (https://postimg.org/image/vg4niqrnd/)


https://mobile.twitter.com/CoachLaneFAU/status/860716811515514880

I know random is proud of his boy

Todd4State
05-08-2017, 01:53 PM
Did he just land 20 five star recruits or something?

Westdawg
05-08-2017, 02:15 PM
Wow. LOTS of possibilities with this one.....

- Cocaine is a heckuva drug.
- This would be considered "cruel & unusual punishment" to the shark.
- "must be a major recruitapalooza in Gainesville"
- the skin feels sooo good against mine 😍
- " Hey Hugh, High Cotton ain't got nothin' on the High Seas!"
- " Now, squeal like a pig!!"

GreenheadDawg
05-08-2017, 02:32 PM
Holy shit. Is this real?

CadaverDawg
05-08-2017, 02:34 PM
Maybe someone asked him what happened to the LandSharks during the Egg Bowl

CadaverDawg
05-08-2017, 02:35 PM
Holy shit. Is this real?

Yes. But he claims it isn't him.

"I did not have sexual relations with that shark"

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSA4CgtSx80r33UDkfPyPJ_AckPjlFp4 Cx93AVXTkVp0Z4Bpc93Lw

BeardoMSU
05-08-2017, 02:38 PM
Just doing his best Lonely Island impression, I guess....
http://i.imgur.com/RGNQMQj.gif

I seen it dawg
05-08-2017, 02:43 PM
lol this is great

Bully13
05-08-2017, 03:12 PM
Lmao. Please let this be him.

FISHDAWG
05-08-2017, 03:13 PM
it's a promo for the Island of Dr Moreau

turkish
05-08-2017, 03:19 PM
So has RP now earned a nickname on this board? "The Shark"

mparkerfd20
05-08-2017, 03:32 PM
He can deny all he wants, but that absolutely is him... Now it may be photoshopped, but it is him.

Leeshouldveflanked
05-08-2017, 03:48 PM
A new meaning to "Jumping the Shark"!

WeWonItAll(Most)
05-08-2017, 03:50 PM
That's not Lane Kiffen's twitter account

RocketDawg
05-08-2017, 04:08 PM
He can deny all he wants, but that absolutely is him... Now it may be photoshopped, but it is him.

He's not that ... chunky ... is he? The guy on the shark is obese. I never have noticed McElwaine being particularly overweight. Maybe I just never noticed.

HSVDawg
05-08-2017, 04:21 PM
When you zoom in, it really doesn't look like him at all. Which is disappointing, because it would have been the most hilarious development in SEC football in decades. The meme potential still exists though which could cause it to explode even if it isn't real.

DownwardDawg
05-08-2017, 04:44 PM
When you zoom in, it really doesn't look like him at all. Which is disappointing, because it would have been the most hilarious development in SEC football in decades. The meme potential still exists though which could cause it to explode even if it isn't real.

Very true. I zoomed and it's obvious it's not him. Still funny though!!!

Dawg61
05-08-2017, 04:58 PM
Yea it's not him but damn that dude looks a lot like him and this picture is why the internet was invented. Won't be long before Butch Jones face is on the shark

starkvegasdawg
05-08-2017, 05:09 PM
If anybody earned the right to put a salt life sticker on his vehicle it's this guy.

CadaverDawg
05-08-2017, 05:11 PM
If anybody earned the right to put a salt life sticker on his vehicle it's this guy.

You win

somebodyshotmypaw
05-08-2017, 05:18 PM
I always knew a landshark was a "bottom"

Political Hack
05-08-2017, 05:28 PM
Keeping along the same line of thought, we now know where the spawn of landsharks began.

msbulldog
05-08-2017, 05:38 PM
Very true. I zoomed and it's obvious it's not him. Still funny though!!!

Damn I was hoping it was, I wanted to see how Scott Strickland handled this.

Bully13
05-08-2017, 05:57 PM
That's prolly the funniest damn pic I've ever seen. No longer caring who it is.

Dawg61
05-08-2017, 05:58 PM
Damn I was hoping it was, I wanted to see how Scott Strickland handled this.

Who you think is the shark in the pic

TUSK
05-08-2017, 06:12 PM
Solid Thread!

I'd rep you all if possible.

Todd4State
05-08-2017, 06:44 PM
Solid Thread!

I'd rep you all if possible.

What's the deal with your dear lord hiring these freaks as OC's? You had Kiffen sleeping around with co-eds and you had McElwain sleeping around with sharks.

Dawgowar
05-08-2017, 06:51 PM
You know, Freeze WAS on the glide path to maybe one of the most stressfull SEC media days in history. "Ladies and Gentlemen, the University of Florida is proud to present Coach Jim 'Shark****er' McElwain, Wonder if he learned that from Saban?

DownwardDawg
05-08-2017, 06:52 PM
Yea it's not him but damn that dude looks a lot like him and this picture is why the internet was invented. Won't be long before Butch Jones face is on the shark

Hahaha!!!!!!

Dawgowar
05-08-2017, 07:15 PM
Then again, I could see Spurrier giving him shit. 'Damn Jim, ball coach gotta wear britches"

LC Dawg
05-08-2017, 10:11 PM
Freeze allegedly called McElwain today and told him that if a whale swallows him while he's fishing he can get him out.