The Event of the Year: The Gridley-Haley Wedding

[The Federalist Engineer]

I think Todd should go if Nashville is close to his home

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https://www.theknot.com/us/samantha-gridley-and-david-haley-apr-2017

[Todd4State]

I'd go if I was invited. Probably buy them a nice cup or something off the registry.

I'm just glad it's over so our media doesn't talk about it the whole week and maybe they can actually talk about sports now.

[Commercecomet24]

Candlesticks always make a nice gift lol

[ScoobaDawg]

Bahahahahaha and It's on what street...
BELMONT

[DownwardDawg]

Should I know who these people are?

[Mutt the Hoople]

I'd go if I was invited. Probably buy them a nice cup or something off the registry.

I'm just glad it's over so our media doesn't talk about it the whole week and maybe they can actually talk about sports now.

Blender...you never go wrong with a blender.

[InTheIttaBenaHotSun]

Did Grid's sis play tennis at Harvard?

[Drugdog]

If there like most marriages, have kids, get a divorce, go broke, and wonder WTF happened.

[I seen it dawg]

Candlesticks always make a nice gift lol

Or maybe a place setting....lets get 2

[I seen it dawg]

Should I know who these people are?

Only if that rock you've been under isn't too heavy to get out from under.

[dawgoneyall]

Guess all the bitching paid off.

Gridley did play on Saturday

[I seen it dawg]

Guess all the bitching paid off.

Gridley did play on Saturday

lol Rep given

[Dawg61]

If there like most marriages, have kids, get a divorce, go broke, and wonder WTF happened.

alright Mr. Optimism love your glass half full attitude!!!

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[Leeshouldveflanked]

When he says "I Do" she says "I Don't"

[State82]

You know what food makes women celibate?

Wedding cake

[Drugdog]

How will you know when she is lying?

When her lips are moving.

[Drugdog]

Get a picture of the Groom next year, I bet he looks a lot less "happy". No sex, constant bitching, working his ass off, she is always pissed about something, she is spending every dime he makes, she wants kids( because that will help the Marriage) , in laws are up your ass.
Cheers! Here is to a lifetime of happiness!

[msbulldog]

Damn must be a lot of bachelors on this post. Take this from somebody who is 3 days older than dirt, if she says something just say okay, saves a lot of trouble. I am a 2 time loser working on the the third heartbreak! Hell my first divorce, she left the animals with me, the cat ran off and the dog died!

[Dawg61]

Damn must be a lot of bachelors on this post. Take this from somebody who is 3 days older than dirt, if she says something just say okay, saves a lot of trouble. I am a 2 time loser working on the the third heartbreak! Hell my first divorce, she left the animals with me, the cat ran off and the dog died!

oh man let's make a country song

Helllll my first deevorce
she left the animals wit meee
cat ran off
dog died after one peeee

[BB30]

Get a picture of the Groom next year, I bet he looks a lot less "happy". No sex, constant bitching, working his ass off, she is always pissed about something, she is spending every dime he makes, she wants kids( because that will help the Marriage) , in laws are up your ass.
Cheers! Here is to a lifetime of happiness!
Just because that has been your experience does not mean it is the fate of every couple that gets married.

[msbulldog]

oh man let's make a country song

Helllll my first deevorce
she left the animals wit meee
cat ran off
dog died after one peeee

Okay, I can dance to it, I'll give a 7!

[Lumpy Chucklelips]

I give you just one bit of advice....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ-w_IKGRFM

[Drugdog]

Just because that has been your experience does not mean it is the fate of every couple that gets married.

50% Divorce rate in the country.

[msbulldog]

50% Divorce rate in the country.


Actually Drugdog, that's a misleading statistic, because multiple marriages are used in this calculation. If you look at 1st marriages only the divorce rate is a lot lower.

[Todd4State]

Maybe it's just me but when I was growing up I knew a lot of my classmates had parents that were divorced. Now it seems less than it used to be in the past. It may be perception though.

[Todd4State]

Actually Drugdog, that's a misleading statistic, because multiple marriages are used in this calculation. If you look at 1st marriages only the divorce rate is a lot lower.

If the data I just looked at is correct the rate is 41% divorce rate for the first marriage 60% for the second marriage and 73% for the third.

[State82]

Just because that has been your experience does not mean it is the fate of every couple that gets married.

Not every couple. Just most of them. DON'T DO IT!!!

Actually, marriage is a fine institution.

If you like institutions.

[DownwardDawg]

Only if that rock you've been under isn't too heavy to get out from under.

Work and MSU. That's all I know. Guess I'll stay under my rock. Never heard of these people.

[Noxdog]

Work and MSU. That's all I know. Guess I'll stay under my rock. Never heard of these people.

Never heard of Gridley?? OK.

[DownwardDawg]

Never heard of Gridley?? OK.

Ah, our baseball player Gridley. Haven't paid attention to know one of ours was getting married.

[Drugdog]

^^^^Clueless^^^^^

[Dawgbite]

I've found that it's the best way to go through life^^^

[lamont]

Just because that has been your experience does not mean it is the fate of every couple that gets married.

exactly- some of us do it twice- not just once

[lamont]

Why does a woman smile walking down the aisle?

She knows she's given her last blowjob to the guy upfront.

[RocketDawg]

Ah, our baseball player Gridley. Haven't paid attention to know one of ours was getting married.

To spoil the fun they're having with you ... Gridley's not getting married. His sister is (or was, last night I suppose). The only reason it was mentioned is that Gridley was going to have to miss a game to attend the wedding, but Saturday night's game was moved to Friday as half of a double header because of weather. A lot of people were giving Gridley a hard time for missing a game for the wedding, others were supporting him. I never opined, but if he'd stayed and played, his sister would never have let him hear the end of it, deservedly. He was going ... it was a no-brainer.

[fader2103]

100% of divorces are caused by marriages!

[Drugdog]

100% of divorces are caused by marriages!

^^^^Genius^^^^

[starkvegasdawg]

Why does a woman smile walking down the aisle?

She knows she's given her last blowjob to the guy upfront.
Kind of like that food that's scientifically proven to kill a woman's sex drive by 99%...wedding cake.

[DownwardDawg]

To spoil the fun they're having with you ... Gridley's not getting married. His sister is (or was, last night I suppose). The only reason it was mentioned is that Gridley was going to have to miss a game to attend the wedding, but Saturday night's game was moved to Friday as half of a double header because of weather. A lot of people were giving Gridley a hard time for missing a game for the wedding, others were supporting him. I never opined, but if he'd stayed and played, his sister would never have let him hear the end of it, deservedly. He was going ... it was a no-brainer.

Ha. Thanks! I never knew any of that.

[dawgoneyall]

Ha. Thanks! I never knew any of that.

It got so bad on here that she is changing her name for safety concerns and moving to some unknown place out west.

[Dawg-gone-dawgs]

Get a picture of the Groom next year, I bet he looks a lot less "happy". No sex, constant bitching, working his ass off, she is always pissed about something, she is spending every dime he makes, she wants kids( because that will help the Marriage) , in laws are up your ass.
Cheers! Here is to a lifetime of happiness! I had to check the time and the sig pic to make sure I didnt post this when I was drunk. This describes my life to a T.

[louisvilledawg]

Get a picture of the Groom next year, I bet he looks a lot less "happy". No sex, constant bitching, working his ass off, she is always pissed about something, she is spending every dime he makes, she wants kids( because that will help the Marriage) , in laws are up your ass.
Cheers! Here is to a lifetime of happiness!

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