Some say he once fouled a ball into the bullpen...

[EngDawg]

...because he wanted steak for dinner, and that his bats are definitely not made by Adidas. All we know is, he's called Brent Rooker.

[Leroy Jenkins]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=080JFuKz-BU

[Commercecomet24]

He's the most interesting man in the world!

[starkvegasdawg]

If Brent Rooker was here he'd consume the other team with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse.

[SaintDawg]

He's a 10 foot tall man-beast that showers with gasoline and dries himself with 100-grit sandpaper.