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Coach34
09-11-2013, 11:32 AM
You gotta **** one, kill one, marry one.....GO!



http://beingmerocks1.homestead.com/jack_in_box006.gif


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(Raquel just turned 70 the other day btw)

Barking 13
09-11-2013, 11:36 AM
kill Kristi
do all
marry none

Goat Holder
09-11-2013, 11:37 AM
Awesome topic. And very simple.

Marry Raquel Welch. I can f*ck an old lady for a few years and then get half the fortune.

F*ck Kristi Malzahn. This may be the best of the options.

Kill Miley Cyrus. That's easy.

Gotta come up with better options than this on the next one.

Coach34
09-11-2013, 11:42 AM
Another Raquel pic for the youngsters


http://www.fansshare.com/photos/raquelwelch/raquel-welch-shared-photo-1786078482.jpg

rdnkkicker
09-11-2013, 11:48 AM
You gotta **** one, kill one, marry one.....GO!



http://beingmerocks1.homestead.com/jack_in_box006.gif


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(Raquel just turned 70 the other day btw)

Easy,
Marry Welch...money!
**** Cyrus...she's crazy which is fine for a one night stand as long as you don't let your guard down.
Kill Malzahn...she's crazier, plus she prolly ran through the entire Auburn championship team. Can you say hotdog in a hallway?

Coach34
09-11-2013, 11:50 AM
Malzahn's got the crazy eyes- so she tempt's you on all 3

Barking 13
09-11-2013, 11:56 AM
Malzahn's got the crazy eyes- so she tempt's you on all 3

I was going to make a comment involving crisco and duct tape, but I'll just decline....

hacker
09-11-2013, 11:59 AM
this is too easy, a landslide

Marry Welch
**** Malzahn
Kill Miley

the last two can be swapped

FlabLoser
09-11-2013, 12:23 PM
Easy.

Miley has to go. Buh bye.

Raquel is from a generation where women know their place. Marry that one.

Kristi is batshit crazy which always means awesome in the sack.

MSUDawg4Life
09-11-2013, 12:51 PM
Marry Raquel
**** Miley
Kill Kristi

Easy.

FlabLoser
09-11-2013, 01:03 PM
You folks calling to get it on with Miley...y'all've seen her, right? She's built like a light pole.

MSUDawg4Life
09-11-2013, 01:15 PM
Miley's 20.

Barking 13
09-11-2013, 01:37 PM
You folks calling to get it on with Miley...y'all've seen her, right? She's built like a light pole.

cull none.... :cool: 18 to 80, blind crippled or crazy...

HereComesTheSpiral
09-11-2013, 01:51 PM
Marry welch - money and plastic surgery can work miracles now days
**** kristi- crazier than shit and would probably be a no holes spared ****, and probably ****s like she's on bath salts
Kill Miley- ****ing her would make you feel either gay because she looks like a boy with her shaved head or a pedophile because she has the body of a 12 year old.

Bothrops
09-11-2013, 01:52 PM
Marry Raquel Welch-When in her prime in the 60's/70's, she's easily in my top 3 hottest chicks of all time. Back when women were women.

**** Kristi Malzahn-She's crazy in a bad way, but that can translate well in the sack. You definitely wouldn't want her around your family while drinking, but she probably doesn't have any modesty in the bedroom.

Miley Cyrus-Just another dumb-ass Generation Yer. I have nothing for her.

Bubb Rubb
09-11-2013, 03:46 PM
this is way too easy.

You marry Welch because she won't be around much longer so that's not a long term commitment.
You F Kristi Malzahn because crazy isn't always a bad thing - maybe only 60% of the time.
You kill Miley Cyrus. For the betterment of humanity.