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Dawg61
01-20-2017, 05:00 PM
Step 1. Have a friend who knows Kyle Whittingham

Step 2. Have a deal setup that if you can get Whittingham hired as our HC he will immediately hire you as the OL coach

Step 3. Setup a popular MSU website that gets thousands of visitors a month

Step 4. Shit on the OL coach over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.

Step 5. Shit on Dan Mullen over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over

Step 6. Team up with some friendly followers and maybe promise them a job or something in the athletic department and have them shit on Hevesy and Mullen over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over

Step 7. Once Mullen gets fired get Whittingham hired at all costs. Failure is not an option here!

Boom!! Now you are hired as the Offensive Line coach at Mississippi State University!! Congrats for following my steps and reaching your dreams

Todd4State
01-20-2017, 05:03 PM
I thought you were tired of talking about this?

Dawg61
01-20-2017, 05:04 PM
I thought you were tired of talking about this?

First time I have ever talked about my steps on "How To Get Hired As MSU's OL Coach"

Ari Gold
01-20-2017, 05:31 PM
How to get a thread closed. Post something stupid like this. This is even too stupid to make the list.