Could someone tell me about the cryptic thread on SPS?

[biscuit]

About a hair salon and Bucky Beaver? I don't do riddles well

[HereComesTheSpiral]

Sounds like Hugh has a side piece that works there.

[biscuit]

Sounds like Hugh has a side piece that works there.

Oh preacher man Hugh! Man of the sheets, not the cloth

[Dawgbite]

And it just happens to be next door to Rebel Rags.

[missouridawg]

Someone is insinuating that it is common knowledge that Hugh Freeze, a literal beaver, is pounding the beaver of someone who works at a salon called High Cotton (most appropriate Ole Miss related business name ever) in Oxfords (a town that recruits couldn't get enough of, until about 8 months ago).