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Vandownbytheriver
09-05-2013, 01:33 PM
There are no words.

http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/osjZUW5SFhpKghVgP_E0VA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NQ--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusncaafexperts/BTaTM2XIYAAN_Zl.jpg_large.jpg

And shoes

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTaoSobIIAAdlMd.jpg
Drugdog
09-05-2013, 01:42 PM
Looks like she does all of her pageant shopping at Wal Mart.. Gag.
Political Hack
09-05-2013, 01:42 PM
you're right... I'm at a complete loss of what to say.
trob115
09-05-2013, 01:44 PM
Looks like all shes missing is a tat now.
Drugdog
09-05-2013, 01:49 PM
This also reaffirms why in my opinion the worst fan to be in the SEC is Auburn.. Alabama all the time.
SignalToNoise
09-05-2013, 01:52 PM
You just know the other contestants are laughing their ass off at that.
Hypnodawg
09-05-2013, 01:56 PM
In the immortal words of Charlie Tweeder
"The **** is that?"
starkvegasdawg
09-05-2013, 01:59 PM
Looks like all shes missing is a tat now.

Tat needs to be a heart with the pictures of Harvey Updyke and the Bear inside it.
Political Hack
09-05-2013, 02:16 PM
I feel like there's supposed to be a peeping Crooms in there somewhere.
Bothrops
09-05-2013, 02:24 PM
That confirms the fact that she has zero chance in hell to win.
Barking 13
09-05-2013, 02:31 PM
what, is that a jail bathroom she is in?
Political Hack
09-05-2013, 03:04 PM
her dress covers up her awesome shoes.
SignalToNoise
09-05-2013, 03:11 PM
what, is that a jail bathroom she is in?

Ha! Hadn't even noticed. It does look like she's in a prison cell now that you mention it.
starkvegasdawg
09-05-2013, 03:13 PM
what, is that a jail bathroom she is in?

Maybe she is getting ready to film one of those women prison movies that Cinemax runs as 2:00AM.
archdog
09-05-2013, 10:05 PM
Maybe she is getting ready to film one of those women prison movies that Cinemax runs as 2:00AM.

They may have 27 national championships, but that dress is terrible. At least our 3 time champion MS Mississippi gals don't look like trash. Is she blind, or do people in Alabama have terrible taste. Also add that she probably has never been to Tuscaloosa.
TaleofTwoDogs
09-05-2013, 10:48 PM
Also add that she probably has never been to Tuscaloosa.

+1 love it!

Also, how do you know she doesn't have a big tat of the Bear on her ass cheek?