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[msbulldog]

Nobody's started it, so here it is. 1:30 hrs till game time.
We win this thing Hail State!

[starkvegasdawg]

Thanks for starting. We've embarrassingly lost every thread I've ever started so now I refuse to start another one.

[msbulldog]

Thanks for starting. We've embarrassingly lost every thread I've ever started so now I refuse to start another one.

Dam Vegas, I wish you hadn't told me that, I'm nervous now. But, I have a good feeling about this game we're due.
Hail State my brother!

[I seen it dawg]

Let's ****ing go!!!! Roll their ass!!

[I seen it dawg]

I took care of it

[msbulldog]

Thanks bumped me.

[stungeon]

I hope we want it this year. Just seemed like we were going through the motions the last few years.

[stungeon]

I love/hate this day.

[msbulldog]

I took care of it

Thanks, I seen it, you made it look better!
**** them ba$tard$

[Cloak]

Let's go Dawgs!!! GTHOM

[I seen it dawg]

**** you wommack. He's "retiring". Go eat your NCAA served shit sandwich

[Commercecomet24]

Let's get the Egg back!

HailState

[GTHOM]

Heard Engram is out

[Quaoarsking]

Twitters say Engram not playing. I hadn't heard he was hurt?

[Liverpooldawg]

Twitters say Engram not playing. I hadn't heard he was hurt?

Hamstring last week.

[starkvegasdawg]

Nafoom starting the Leo not playing due to a tape rumor again. Stupid bears.

[RealHastings]

Heard Engram is out

This is huge.

[starkvegasdawg]

Musburger wearing a lsu tie?

[ShotgunDawg]

Did Cooke have his leg amputated? What in the world?

[starkvegasdawg]

Pregame fight. It's time.

[preachermatt83]

Pregame fight. It's time.

Yea. Nelson Adams fired up !!

[Commercecomet24]

Did Cooke have his leg amputated? What in the world?

Cooke been playing hurt all year was facing surgery after the season anyways. The last injury to his knee pretty much finished it. Tough kid he tried to make it through the season

[ShotgunDawg]

Over under it taking Ole Miss 45 seconds to score?

[preachermatt83]

Come on D!!

[Delmar]

Come on D. Can't let them score first possession.

[Commercecomet24]

Why did we have to get musburger geez

[ShotgunDawg]

Goodness

[ShotgunDawg]

bubba screen right, bubba screen left

[Quaoarsking]

Is Leo Lewis out there?

[Delmar]

Come on. Big 3rd down.

[preachermatt83]

That's the key. Pressure up the middle. Not on the edge.

[ShotgunDawg]

Hell Yeah!!! One stop

[Quaoarsking]

Is Leo Lewis out there?

Yes.

[preachermatt83]

Huge!!!

[Delmar]

Hell yeah. Good first series D.

[starkvegasdawg]

Leo sighting. Suck it bears.

[HoopsDawg]

a stop!! a stop!

[BrunswickDawg]

Yes.
Bad year for "sources"

[Delmar]

Alright, now tire for the O. Aeris starting.

[BrunswickDawg]

Great first play Aeris!

[preachermatt83]

ATrain!!!!

[starkvegasdawg]

Aeris with the start.

[ShotgunDawg]

Att boy Aeris

[Delmar]

That's it. Pound it down their throat.

[HoopsDawg]

finally, Williams with the start.

[preachermatt83]

Stupid stupid stupid

[ShotgunDawg]

20 yard running play & then throw twice in a row

[starkvegasdawg]

Dammit Fitz. Gotta hit those.

[BrunswickDawg]

Not a good start Fitz. Need to settle down.

[GreenheadDawg]

Jesus Christ. No ****ing touch at all

[Delmar]

Yeah, why run it when you know they can't stop it.

[preachermatt83]

Dumb stupid moron idiot. Run the stupid ball.

[ShotgunDawg]

Awful, awful, awful play calling.

Fitz needs to settle his ass down. Everything is sailing

[msstate7]

Lol... I'm mullen's #1 defender here, but good God. Hey Mullen, fitz is a runner and we're a running team and om sucks at run defense!!!!!!!!

[Delmar]

Looks like we still haven't learned how to pick up a stunt.

[MarketingBully]

So great game plan so far Mullen on offense. 1 rush on that drive.

[Cloak]

We run the ball for a 15 yard gain and don't run it again.... come on now

[StoneDawg]

Run!!!!!

[Coursesuper]

Dan Walsh

[I seen it dawg]

Run the ****ing football. **** you mullen you ****ing dolt.

[Irondawg]

Should have kept in on the ground 1st and 2nd down but that was a big play missed on 3rd down. Wide open

[Liverpooldawg]

To be fair, two of those pass plays were there. One was there BIG. That being said, run the dang ball.

[MarketingBully]

Looks like we still haven't learned how to pick up a stunt.

No way we should have thrown that many times on that drive....

[RocketDawg]

Att boy Aeris

Thought it was Atta Boy Joe ....

[Statecoachingblows**]

Gash em with the run then throw 3 times we are ready!! I want someone to plant JFF 2.0

[msbulldog]

me too!

[MarketingBully]

To be fair, two of those pass plays were there. One was there BIG. That being said, run the dang ball.

You run the ball 90% of the time on them and it keeps their offense off the field and wears out their defense.

[ShotgunDawg]

Good run stop. Make them one demensional

[Really Clark?]

OSU just scored a TD in OT to take the lead. Michigan turn next

[starkvegasdawg]

Holy shit hit him.

[Statecoachingblows**]

17

[Quaoarsking]

Nice job Richie**

[preachermatt83]

Her are dominating them up front on both sides of the ball. Coaching will be the only reason we don't win. That and we are very very slow at the LB position.

[ShotgunDawg]

Containment boys. Comone

[MarketingBully]

Man our defense is just weak.

[starkvegasdawg]

And now wide ass open.

[Bothrops]

We are so slow!

[ShotgunDawg]

Hey look. wide open. Where is Durr going?

[ShotgunDawg]

bend but don't break

[preachermatt83]

Richie brown has no business being on the field. He is an embarrassment.

[MarketingBully]

Does Dan's asshole just pucker when he plays against Freeze?

[Delmar]

Nice tackling jackasses. Come on.

[ShotgunDawg]

Can't 17ing tackle

[starkvegasdawg]

We tackle like hot diarrhea.

[Saltydog]

not SEC quality players, PERIOD!

[Statecoachingblows**]

Richie brown has no business being on the field. He is an embarrassment.

There's a few that should be on that list

[HoopsDawg]

we replaced Richie with Dez after that miss. Anyone having a hard time hearing the announcers or is it my TV?

[MarketingBully]

I'd like to see Lewis tag the shit out of Patterson.

[HereComesTheSpiral]

Hey defense

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[preachermatt83]

Leo is going to get a penalty. Atleast he's showing some fire. He is gonna kill somebody lol.

[ShotgunDawg]

Good lord. Really?

Ole Miss is running on us?

[starkvegasdawg]

we replaced Richie with Dez after that miss. Anyone having a hard time hearing the announcers or is it my TV?
SecN doing us a favor.

[Statecoachingblows**]

We tackle like hot diarrhea.

Taking our lumps...couldn't resist

[HoopsDawg]

Hey look. wide open. Where is Durr going?

That was poor technique, you can't turn your back.

[preachermatt83]

We tackle like hot diarrhea.

That's funny.

[Irondawg]

It amazes me how poor our team is at tackling and it's not a one year problem either. We've been below avg there now for a few years

[Irondawg]

Someone also really really needs to teach rayford how to turn around when the receivers hands go up

[preachermatt83]

Good D right there.

[Delmar]

good job on 2nd down D

[ShotgunDawg]

Freeze's Pellerin package is pure horse shit

[HoopsDawg]

I love it when freeze changes QB's in the red zone.

[Really Clark?]

OSU MI in second OT

[ShotgunDawg]

Atta boy Jung. Your best hit all year

[preachermatt83]

OM better score after taking 2 time outs. Patterson bloodied up.

[starkvegasdawg]

Way to stiffen D.

[Really Clark?]

Great D!!

[Delmar]

Good job D. I consider holding them to a FG a win.

[HoopsDawg]

I like Dez, he's flying around out there.

[Mjoelner34]

Dammit Brandon Bryant! Good job!!!! Where in the hell have you been all year!

[preachermatt83]

Great job by our D right there. Now Dan, please we beg u. Run The Ball.

[ShotgunDawg]

Awesome defense.

That's how the bend but don't break is supposed to work.

D is gain confidence early

[MarketingBully]

Please run the ****ing football Dan. Please.

[Delmar]

Alright Dan, get your head out of your ass and run it down their throat and make them like it.

[starkvegasdawg]

Great job by our D right there. Now Dan, please we beg u. Run The Ball.

But not with Holloway.

[HoopsDawg]

Great job by our D right there. Now Dan, please we beg u. Run The Ball.

Gotta let Fitz get hit. He can't pass until he takes a lick.

[MarketingBully]

But not with Holloway.

He started Williams. I think he is in it to win this one.

[Really Clark?]

MI kicks FG to go up 27-24 in 2nd OT. OSU ball now

[starkvegasdawg]

Alright Dan, get your head out of your ass and run it down their throat and make them like it.
I like a Negan quote here.

"I just slid my dick down your throat and you told me thank you."

[RealHastings]

Great job by our D right there. Now Dan, please we beg u. Run The Ball.

Fitz did miss a wide open throw for a touchdown so it wasn't a bad call, but I do agree with you, we need to run the football more. They can't stop it.

[ShotgunDawg]

Gotta let Fitz get hit. He can't pass until he takes a lick.

Agree. Takes the edge off

[msstate7]

Gotta let Fitz get hit. He can't pass until he takes a lick.

Then have Leo hit him pregame. I would say Richie, but he'd miss

[BrunswickDawg]

A nice kick return for once.

[Statecoachingblows**]

I like a Negan quote here.

"I just slid my dick down your throat and you told me thank you."

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to starkvegasdawg34 again.

[ShotgunDawg]

I love Mixon on kickoffs. Never change that

[Delmar]

Great pass, but please run the ball.

[preachermatt83]

OLine doin work early.

[Delmar]

Atta boy Nick

[BrunswickDawg]

Aeris!!!

[cheewgumm]

I'd make Jordan Thomas a LT the minute this season ended

[HoopsDawg]

Nice cut A-Train!!!

[Delmar]

Hell yeah bitches.

[starkvegasdawg]

ATrain!!!

[msstate7]

Atta boy aeris

[ShotgunDawg]

17 Yeah!!!!! Point City Baby

[starkvegasdawg]

Kick Graves off the team now.

[ShotgunDawg]

What a sorry sack of shit

[Delmar]

Please get that bastard off the field and never let him back on.

[BrunswickDawg]

Muthaf****

[preachermatt83]

Why Dan?? Why??

[Statecoachingblows**]

Who called the misssed PAT??? No kicking period the rest of the damn game end of discussion.

[starkvegasdawg]

Just go for 2.

[SapperDawg]

MFing Graves. What.The.F***.

[Coursesuper]

Fvck it just go for 2.

[GreenheadDawg]

Please sit that ****ing head case on the bench. He is killing us

[Bothrops]

Beautiful drive. This probably should be Graves last game. Sorry man.

[RocketDawg]

We just need to go for 2 after every TD and never try a FG again this year.

[cheewgumm]

Aeris should get 40 carries today

[MarketingBully]

Do we not have anyone else who can kick at all? I feel like we are insane in the kicking game. Doing the same thing over and over expecting a different result.

[Really Clark?]

OSU wins 30-27 in 2 OT

[Delmar]

You CANNOT convince me there isn't someone on campus that can kick better than Graves. Can't do it.

[Mjoelner34]

Who called the misssed PAT??? No kicking period the rest of the damn game end of discussion.

I didn't call it but I've been waiting on it the last 4 games. The only move he has left is the Charlie Brown and I wouldn't be surprised if we don't see that today.

[Matt3467]

I can't even be mad at the sorry trash kicker we have anymore. I just couldn't help but laugh out loud.....goodness

[Quaoarsking]

You CANNOT convince me there isn't someone on campus that can kick better than Graves. Can't do it.

If we added a girl's soccer player onto the roster as our kicker, ESPN would eat it up. Lots of good press for us.

[Really Clark?]

Bama Auburn tied at 3-3

[HoopsDawg]

We better get on the phone with every Juco coach in the country and find a kicker.

[defiantdog]

OSU wins 30-27 in 2 OT
Barrett didn't get that first down

[ShotgunDawg]

Who is our backup kicker?

He must be absolutely atrocious

[Delmar]

Whoever that is kicking off should be kicking right now. Right the hell now.

[Goldendawg]

If Graves indeed has a bad back, please Dan let the backup try it. In fact Graves has had too many chances this year, play someone else!

[Matt3467]

Can't be worse than what we have now.

[ShotgunDawg]

Come on defense

[HoopsDawg]

Put Dez back in Peter. Shit.

[GreenheadDawg]

Richie just got punked bad

[Delmar]

Great job Rickie**

[ShotgunDawg]

Richie, your done

[starkvegasdawg]

Richie Brown ladies and gentlemen.

[Matt3467]

hahaha Richie!!!

[preachermatt83]

Let the guy who is kicking off try to kick XPs

PS Richie Brown has no business wearing our uniform.

[msstate7]

Richie, thank you for your service. Let's get Harris on the field

[HoopsDawg]

Damn it, fill the hole #39.

[ShotgunDawg]

Pretty sad that they are running the ball on us

[Matt3467]

It looked like the middle of our d parted like the red sea

[MarketingBully]

Nice hold there and grabbed jersey too....

[Bothrops]

Does our defense practice against the animatronic machines at Chuck E Cheese?

[Delmar]

Damn our D is bad

[HoopsDawg]

Why did we put ankle grabber Jiles back in the game.

[preachermatt83]

Why can't we tackle?!?!!

[ShotgunDawg]

Cedric Jiles is an abortion of a football player. Just awful

[Matt3467]

GOOD GRIEF SIRMON!!!!

[Really Clark?]

Good grief missed tackles

[GreenheadDawg]

This is honestly the worst defense I remember in the SEC. You can't get much worse

[msstate7]

Damn it, fill the hole #39.

Everyone talks about CB, but #39 is the weakest link on this defense IMO

[cheewgumm]

We need 50 to win this one

[MarketingBully]

This is where that shit missed PAT will **** us.

[ShotgunDawg]

Good lord we are bad on defense.

[starkvegasdawg]

Our D is just horrid.

[HoopsDawg]

Durr and Peters got the job done on the first 2 drives and then we put in Rayford and Jiles. That's horeshit.

[Coursesuper]

That was fvcking awfu.

[ShotgunDawg]

Mr Rayford never turns his head.

I've come to the conclusion that he never played backyard football his entire life. Embarrassing

[starkvegasdawg]

There will be a massive brawl in this game before it's over.

[GreenheadDawg]

Rayford had absolutely no idea where the ball was. Our defensive coaches must really suck

[Bothrops]

Couldn't stop Benton Academy from scoring. That is sad.

[preachermatt83]

Our player literally don't know how to tackle. Don't have a clue at all.

[HereComesTheSpiral]

Thank god this is the last game we have to watch Richie wave his arms at the ground

[War Machine Dawg]

You all knew we weren't pitching a shutout or stopping them much. Might as well stop bitching about it. It is what it is and we've all known it. It pisses me off too, but we just gotta outscore them. #RTGDF and shorten the game. They aren't stopping us when we keep pounding the rock.

[TrapGame]

Sirmon should be fired and Ritchie should be at home watching this on TV with his wife.

[I seen it dawg]

So terrible on defense. Just get punked every play

[HoopsDawg]

Mr Rayford never turns his head.

I've come to the conclusion that he never played backyard football his entire life. Embarrassing

Bama doesn't take out Humphrey or Fitzpatrick, why do we rotate our corners. Shit, it's the 3rd series of the fckn game, they don't need a rest.

[Maroonthirteen]

We are slow and soft on defense.

Graves should have worn maroon pants. He will sh#t them before the game is over.

Mullen needs to walk to Starkville if he doesn't run run and burn clock.

[Statecoachingblows**]

TD or bust we got the only stops we will get the rest of the day

[Matt3467]

Worst D I've ever seen at State and worst collegiate kicker I've ever seen.... I mean honestly if you think about it we would be a force if we had a decent d and a kicker that could at least make the ones hes supposed to.

[Bothrops]

How the hell did a guy who played in the NFL turn into such a *****?

[ShotgunDawg]

Rayford had absolutely no idea where the ball was. Our defensive coaches must really suck

He does that every week. He has terrible instincts. Some of these kids must have never played backyard football. There is no other explanation for the lack of ball skills

[Goldendawg]

Rayford never knows where the ball is and never is in position to try to high point it and knock it down even if he was tall enough. He does not have the talent to be a starting SEC DB.

[War Machine Dawg]

Our player literally don't know how to tackle. Don't have a clue at all.

Yup. We are the worst "tackling" team I've ever seen. It's awful.

[RealHastings]

Every play on that drive went for a 1st down. Pathetic.

[MarketingBully]

You all knew we weren't pitching a shutout or stopping them much. Might as well stop bitching about it. It is what it is and we've all known it. It pisses me off too, but we just gotta outscore them. #RTGDF and shorten the game. They aren't stopping us when we keep pounding the rock.

Agreed. That missed extra point will come back to bite us though.

[preachermatt83]

I want Sirmon fired

[Irondawg]

Hats happened to rayford every week the past few weeks. How many times do you have to see film to realize that you need to turn your head around? Shouldn't even need a coach to tell tou

[civildawg]

Agreed. That missed extra point will come back to bight us though.

I doubt it

[HoopsDawg]

oh my gosh, we put it Holloway. We are so stupid.

[ShotgunDawg]

What are we doing?

[MarketingBully]

Wow Mullen wants to lose. Holloway in this series.

[Matt3467]

Why is Holloway in the backfield?

[ShotgunDawg]

What a bad ass Fitz is. Goodness

[Really Clark?]

Nice block Ross

[msstate7]

Fitz is gonna shatter our record book

[RocketDawg]

Nick is certainly solidifying that rushing record ....

[BrunswickDawg]

Man, they are clueless on the zone QB read. Great run Fitz!

[Statecoachingblows**]

Atta boy fitz

[Delmar]

Hell yeah O.

[BrunswickDawg]

Gray with the truck!

[Really Clark?]

That a way Gray

[starkvegasdawg]

Gray says you can't tackle me.

[MarketingBully]

And just like that back on top! :)

[ShotgunDawg]

BOOM. Huge answer.

At least we came to 17ing play today

[Statecoachingblows**]

Nice effort Gray

[HoopsDawg]

That a boy Gray.

[War Machine Dawg]

Agreed. That missed extra point will come back to bite us though.

Everyone but Mullen knows the USA game mind-****ed Graves and gave him the yips. We need to go for it or put in the backup, whoever it is. Either way, the kicking is on Mullen at this point. He's the only one stubborn enough to keep trying.

[Delmar]

He was in.

[RocketDawg]

This ain't the beatdown many of you were expecting ....

[StoneDawg]

Go for 2

[War Machine Dawg]

Graves still kicking! ****ing fire Mullen now!!!

[preachermatt83]

Idiot Mullen put Graves back in??!!?!

[starkvegasdawg]

Just barely, Graves.

[RocketDawg]

Atta boy Graves!

[HoopsDawg]

Idiot Mullen put Graves back in??!!?!

We clearly don't have anyone else.

[Really Clark?]

Still pulling it but good

[ShotgunDawg]

Good lord. He hooks every damn kick.

At least miss the other way. That just shows how awful he is

At very least, know your kick & play your hook

[anubus]

Fitzgerald came to play

[MarketingBully]

We shouldn't have to sweat if a guy is going to make an extra point. By far the worst field goal kicker I have seen at MSU in my 40 years of watching us play.

[War Machine Dawg]

Mullen still has a job? Cohen, get your ass on the field and fire his ass! There's no reason to keep running Graves out there. He's got the yips and everyone but our $4 Million Dolla Man can see it.

[Statecoachingblows**]

Dear Sirmon,
Scheme us a couple 17n stops! Trading back and forth ain't acceptable make it happen. Clanga mother lovers

[HoopsDawg]

atta boy Shump.

[RocketDawg]

I'd really be a lot less nervous if we went for 2 every time.

[ShotgunDawg]

Why doesn't Graves hook his kickoffs?

[War Machine Dawg]

We shouldn't have to sweat if a guy is going to make an extra point. By far the worst field goal kicker I have seen at MSU in my 40 years of watching us play.

Yep. Missing the game winner against USA totally mind****ed him. It's funny that I felt good about Graves prior to the season. Biggest regression I've ever seen from a player.

[preachermatt83]

We are doing a good job with Patterson. We just have to tackle the stupid ball carrier.

[starkvegasdawg]

Why doesn't Graves hook his kickoffs?

Didn't think he kicked off.

[TrapGame]

This defense has no balls.