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Dawg61
11-21-2016, 12:31 PM
conveniently got himself "hurt" right at the end of their game. Not surprised he is scared to play in the Egg Bowl and has given himself an out for the game.

https://media.tenor.co/images/612a6694036417579a997c74436fac12/raw

Jarius
11-21-2016, 12:41 PM
.....have you seen our defense play? I can promise you no one is scared to play us, especially a receiver.

Bubb Rubb
11-21-2016, 12:44 PM
.....have you seen our defense play? I can promise you no one is scared to play us, especially a receiver.

Exactly. AJ Brown is licking his chops.

Lumpy Chucklelips
11-21-2016, 01:06 PM
i guarantee you right now that Freeze is going to run a trick play using Brown. He's going to try his best to rub it in our face using Brown. Mark it down.

Liverpooldawg
11-21-2016, 01:10 PM
i guarantee you right now that Freeze is going to run a trick play using Brown. He's going to try his best to rub it in our face using Brown. Mark it down.

You can take THAT to the bank.

louisvilledawg
11-21-2016, 01:14 PM
If it's a jump pass on the goal line, our defense won't know whether to shit or go blind

Jarius
11-21-2016, 01:15 PM
He should probably worry about winning. Doing trick plays against us is retarded. Why would you run a trick play when all you need to do is run your regular shit to score 60 points?

Bubb Rubb
11-21-2016, 01:40 PM
He should probably worry about winning. Doing trick plays against us is retarded. Why would you run a trick play when all you need to do is run your regular shit to score 60 points?

Because he's a smarmy prick.

BrunswickDawg
11-21-2016, 01:45 PM
Because he's a smarmy prick.

This ^

BayouDawg
11-21-2016, 01:52 PM
We come out in a 15 yard cushion soft zone and they won't have to throw a ball past the LOS to beat us. Bubble screen city

starkvegasdawg
11-21-2016, 01:54 PM
We come out in a 15 yard cushion soft zone and they won't have to throw a ball past the LOS to beat us. Bubble screen city

I'm sure Sirmon will adjust that down to a 10 yard soft zone after they have put up 28 points.

Jack Lambert
11-21-2016, 01:54 PM
They are going to do what they always do is throw the ball down field real fast and hope their WR catches it.

GTHOM
11-21-2016, 02:28 PM
If it's a jump pass on the goal line, our defense won't know whether to shit or go blind

Our defense doesnt know whether to shit or go blind 99.9 percent of the time. They do know how to miss tackles though thats for damn sure

dawg93
11-21-2016, 02:32 PM
As my granddaddy told me, if you don't know whether to shit or go blind, just close one eye and take a piss. Probably been our defensive philosophy all season long.

Bothrops
11-21-2016, 04:45 PM
AJ could get open if he were the only receiver on the field.

Jack Lambert
11-21-2016, 05:07 PM
As my granddaddy told me, if you don't know whether to shit or go blind, just close one eye and take a piss. Probably been our defensive philosophy all season long.

My granddaddy told me right before I got married, "I have been married 57 years. The day I got married her ****** looked like split peach. Today it looks like a cow turd a wagon wheel went through."

He also told me if I was right handed jerk off with my left hand and if I was left handed jerk off with my right also don't eat the Kentucky jelly. It taste bad.

mstatefan91
11-21-2016, 05:07 PM
It would be worth the flag for somebody to accidentally run into him after a play.... But our guys are too drunk or high or asleep for that...

Dawg61
11-21-2016, 05:20 PM
It would be worth the flag for somebody to accidentally run into him after a play.

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bulldawg28
11-21-2016, 05:51 PM
My granddaddy told me right before I got married, "I have been married 57 years. The day I got married her ****** looked like split peach. Today it looks like a cow turd a wagon wheel went through."

He also told me if I was right handed jerk off with my left hand and if I was left handed jerk off with my right also don't eat the Kentucky jelly. It taste bad.



What a man!

MCsMGs
11-21-2016, 06:33 PM
He also told me if I was right handed jerk off with my left hand and if I was left handed jerk off with my right

The way I heard that was to turn your hand around so it felt like someone else was doing it..

anubus
11-21-2016, 10:55 PM
I'm sure Sirmon will adjust that down to a 10 yard soft zone after they have put up 28 points.

If Sirmon doesn't get the defense ready to play this game he needs to be fired and left in oxfart:mad: