The last time Fitzgerald played golf......

[Jack Lambert]

He shot two holes in one, struck out nine batters, threw a 300 yard pass then ran and caught it, recorded a hat trick and broke the single lap speed record at Daytona Speedway on one foot.

Top that!

[EngDawg]

Some say he once set unbelievable stats in a college football game, but yet still sucked in the eyes of his team's fanbase. All we know is, He's called Fitzgerald!

[msstatelp1]

He shot two holes in one, struck out nine batters, threw a 300 yard pass then ran and caught it, recorded a hat trick and broke the single lap speed record at Daytona Speedway on one foot.

Top that!

You forgot to add that he stopped a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from distorting the space/time continuum and killing us all. Thankfully it only got the dinosaurs.

[Commercecomet24]

Nicky Fitz IS The Most Interesting Man in The World! Stay thirsty my friends!

[Bully13]

plus 1 on this thread. you gotta admit, the tough kid played a Tebo esque Heisman kinda game.

"fastest white guy in the SEC", good line by 34 Sunday morning.

[Jack Lambert]

"fastest white guy in the SEC", good line by 34 Sunday morning.

I heard he doesn't send emails anymore. He can get the message there faster by running.

[starkvegasdawg]

I heard some sorority girls wanted him to pleasure them orally, but Fitz refuses to go down.

[Jack Lambert]

I heard some sorority girls wanted him to pleasure them orally, but Fitz refuses to go down.

His turd won a gold metal for the fastest back stroke at this past summer Olympics in Brazil.

[Commercecomet24]

This is one of the most refreshing threads we she had in awhile! Props to the OP!

[Cloak]

I heard he gave his own father "The Talk".

I also heard Cannon Motors gives Fitz "loaner cars" because when he drives them off the lot, they increase in value.

[Dawgbite]

Took Kate Upton home one night but had to kick her out of his bed for eating crackers!

[TaleofTwoDogs]

I heard some sorority girls wanted him to pleasure them orally, but Fitz refuses to go down.

Some would say that displays poor judgement by a QB during play.

[preachermatt83]

Epic

[Treemydawg]

Fitz kicked Mia Kalifa outta the bed and it wasn't because he wanted to have sex on the floor.

[Bully13]

damn 34...just damn... plus lot's of 1's ...LOL

[Bully13]

don't know why I said that, meant random poster. please excuse the brain fart

[Treemydawg]

don't know why I said that, meant random poster. please excuse the brain fart

You drunk again???