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Mutt the Hoople
10-15-2016, 11:04 PM
...their fan base. Just look at those three first round picks they had last year. They each left $25 million on the table because the Ole Miss fan base drove their work ethic down to where they are now considered busts in the League.

Also, to be a Rebel is to be a Loser....it all goes back to their heritage. The first Rebel was Lucifer, and the first opponent was God. Talk about a dubmass move. Going up against the Almighty Creator of Heaven and Earth, the Great IAm, is stupidity at its best. Naturally, the first Rebel lost.

Fast forward 4-5 Billions years (or 6,000 years if you're a Creationist). The next opponent for the Rebels was AMERICA. That's right, the next set of Rebels was the 19th Century Jane Fonda's, the original Flag-burners. So, because they were too freaking lazy to pick their own cotton, the whole university student body of Ole Miss went to war against America......and got killed. Only one student came back from those idiots when school started again in 1866. The statue where they pay tribute to those dubmasses....
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c4/Oxford_-_Confederate_Monument.jpg/112px-Oxford_-_Confederate_Monument.jpg
is a tribute to LOSERS.

The actions of their football teams over the years has been in tribute to their ancestors who gallantly went off to war against America and LOST:
http://images.usatoday.com/sports/college/football/_photos/2003-11-20-old-lsu.jpg
The Ole Miss players could've caught Billy Cannon any time they wanted. However, in tribute to their ancestors they purposely let him run for a touchdown.

When Ole Miss was on the verge of actually winning an SEC championship in 2015, they subconsciously "Rebelled" against this by letting Arkansas win the game against them-
http://media.arkansasonline.com/img/photos/2015/11/08/Arkansas_Mississippi__Jone_edited-1_r600x400.jpg?689b03237e9432d372b8e4e059d8b6cfaff 1b604
Ole Miss letting Hunter Henry lateral it back like that was a tribute to the noble warriors who went off and got bitchslapped by America in the 1860's....and Mississippi State named a building after him.

For you MState fans who try to defend the actions of Ole Miss by saying "but we's was rebels back then too". No, we weren't. Most of the Rebel soldiers who sired Mississippi A&M (and later Mississippi State) alums, were soldiers in the Western Theater who surrendered to the likes of U.S. Grant and William Tecumseh Sherman, then went home and tried to rebuild Mississippi. In the ensuing years, OUR heroes were from the Spanish-American War, WW I, and WW II....guys who were WINNERS. Take a look at the heroic soldier WE have on campus:
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14046021_10208919817130114_6860538317497774900_n.j pg?oh=fecf97ddf6302c17829c9e6945a0d2ce&oe=58A75583
A World War One soldier- A WINNER!

How the whole thing got got turned upside down over the years (The Vaught Aberration, the Larry Gillard Eligibility Lynching, Ole Miss winning and The Mississippi State Losing) is one of the mysteries of the age.

maroonwhitedawg3ddd
10-16-2016, 06:09 AM
Funny Stuff Mutt !! Very Well thought out I definitely like your thinking on this! REBELS=LOOOOOSERS