Fun UMass Stats

[BeastMan]

-Worst offense in college football only averaging 11.7 ppg.
-Worst rushing offense in the nation only averaging 1.34 ypc.
-100th ranked passing offense only averaging 188 ypg.
-Worst total offense in the nation only averaging 234 yards per game.
-126th ranked 3rd down efficiency offense converting only 23%
-Worst red zone offense in the nation in attempts and %. 4 attempts, 2 scores for 50%
-126th in the nation in long scrimmage plays with only 22 plays on 10 or more yards.
-Worst in the nation in long rushing plays. 3 over 10 yards and 0 over 20 yards
-126th in the nation in first downs only averaging 13.7 per game.
-No RBs have a rushing TD
-Average 3.67 yards per punt return
Average 16.7 yards per kickoff return


Guys, this is the worst, least dangerous offensive team in football. If we do not beat the hell out of them, I don't know what to tell you.

[BrunswickDawg]

Those are some Croomtastic offensive stats!

[starkvegasdawg]

Woody McCorvey says he's impressed by such lofty numbers.

[TrapGame]

I we run Holloway up the gut for negative yards on UMass I'm gonna shoot my TV!!!

[BeastMan]

Those are some Croomtastic offensive stats!

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[BeastMan]

I we run Holloway up the gut for negative yards on UMass I'm gonna shoot my TV!!!

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[Beaver]

Now for the bad news... UMass QB Andrew Ford made his collegiate debut last week who threw and 278 yards with a 3 TDs. And their leading receiver? Yep, a tight end -- he had 10 catches for 77 yards and a TD.

[TrapGame]

Now for the bad news... UMass QB Andrew Ford made his collegiate debut last week who threw and 278 yards with a 3 TDs. And their leading receiver? Yep, a tight end -- he had 10 catches for 77 yards and a TD.

Crap, we'll make him look like Gronk.*

[msstate7]

Now for the bad news... UMass QB Andrew Ford made his collegiate debut last week who threw and 278 yards with a 3 TDs. And their leading receiver? Yep, a tight end -- he had 10 catches for 77 yards and a TD.

We should be fine... Umass is 127th in sacks allowed

[msstate7]

They're a little more solid on defense...

50th in scoring defense
53rd in rushing def
51st in passing def
42nd in total def

[preachermatt83]

Good grief. They better not score on us!

[messageboardsuperhero]

3 rushes of 10+ yards in three games? 0 rushes of 20+ yards in three games?

I don't care if you played Alabama three times in a row to start the season, that's atrocious.

[Beaver]

We should be fine

That's what I used to say every time the Braves would face a pitcher making his MLB debut. I know better now ha

That being said, I think we win 35-9 tomorrow.

[Really Clark?]

Now for the bad news... UMass QB Andrew Ford made his collegiate debut last week who threw and 278 yards with a 3 TDs. And their leading receiver? Yep, a tight end -- he had 10 catches for 77 yards and a TD.

Against 0-3 Florida International the 97th ranked pass defense in the country and the 106th ranked total defense in the country. Who gave up 34 and 41 points to Indiana and Maryland and 21 to UMass

[msstate7]

That's what I used to say every time the Braves would face a pitcher making his MLB debut. I know better now ha

That being said, I think we win 35-9 tomorrow.

That was before the braves offense exploded... best NL 2nd half offense. This has nothing to do with this thread, but had to pimp my braves haha

[TNDawg35]

But how is the party?****

[fader2103]

So your telling me there is a chance we win?***

[TaleofTwoDogs]

Now for the bad news... UMass QB Andrew Ford made his collegiate debut last week who threw and 278 yards with a 3 TDs. And their leading receiver? Yep, a tight end -- he had 10 catches for 77 yards and a TD.

Do I smell two RATs? Shirley, that can not be, but we are MSTATE..

[Bucky Dog]

But to be fair and balanced their Defense is only giving up about 325ypg and just over 20 points per game.

[dawg27]

I we run Holloway up the gut for negative yards on UMass I'm gonna shoot my TV!!!

Lol so true.

[DownwardDawg]

Bump. We made their offense look great.

[RougeDawg]

Bump. We made their offense look great.

Made them look like the patriots offense. Maybe it was the stadium.**