ABC ticker says

[Leroy Jenkins]

USA upset of MSU largest upset in 5 years according to FPI, had 2.5% chance to win. The FPI apparently does not consider the "Dan factor".

[defiantdog]

USA upset of MSU largest upset in 5 years according to FPI, had 2.5% chance to win. The FPI apparently does not consider the "Dan factor".
I'm gonna run out of bourbon at this rate dude

[BeardoMSU]

Ouch.

[BeardoMSU]

I'm gonna run out of bourbon at this rate dude

My bottle of Weller is getting lighter by the second.

[Tbonewannabe]

I'm gonna run out of bourbon at this rate dude

That is your own fault for not considering that we are MState.

[RougeDawg]

Our staff basically said they weren't taking this game seriously earlier in the week. We were just gonna show up, and vanilla ourselves to an easy win. That's all Dan thinks we have to do.

[BeardoMSU]

That is your own fault for not considering that we are MState.

Luckily for me, I've also got gin, rum, wine, vodka, and tequila. So this may be it for me, lol...

[Liverpooldawg]

Luckily for me, I've also got gin, rum, wine, vodka, and tequila. So this may be it for me, lol...

No Scotch?

[Tbonewannabe]

Luckily for me, I've also got gin, rum, wine, vodka, and tequila. So this may be it for me, lol...

So you have a little while till you get to mouthwash.

[defiantdog]

No Scotch?
I've moved to one of my glenmorangie 12 year sherry oaks

[Bothrops]

Now the media has reason to doubt us for 10 more years, no matter what.

[BeardoMSU]

No Scotch?

I've got about 2 fingers left in a bottle of Lagavulin. Saving that for a day I'm not already drunk, though, lol.

[WeWonItAll(Most)]

Now the media has reason to doubt us for 10 more years, no matter what.

Yupppppppppp, we can't get out of our own way

[TrapGame]

Our staff basically said they weren't taking this game seriously earlier in the week. We were just gonna show up, and vanilla ourselves to an easy win. That's all Dan thinks we have to do.

And he had the perfect pair of shorts picked out for the occasion.