Longest. Week. Ever.: Beat Ways to Pass the Time?

[Political Hack]

I dress up in a Shrek costume each afternoon and yell "wild boys" at my kids in my best Coach O voice.

ETA: My beat, I meant "best." However, if you have ways to "beat" the time I'm still interested.

[DownwardDawg]

I dress up in a Shrek costume each afternoon and yell "wild boys" at my kids in my best Coach O voice.

ETA: My beat, I meant "best." However, if you have ways to "beat" the time I'm still interested.

And by "My", you meant "By". Haha!!!! Drink some coffee!!!!!

[Political Hack]

This is not turning out to be a good morning...

[bulldogsmsu]

What happened?

[Thick]

If you are looking to "beat" ways, I would suggest porn.**

[Bubb Rubb]

I dress up in a Shrek costume each afternoon and yell "wild boys" at my kids in my best Coach O voice.

ETA: My beat, I meant "best." However, if you have ways to "beat" the time I'm still interested.

My favorite way to make the time pass is to sit around and daydream about winning the lottery, and then on the way to pick up the check, hear on the radio that Ole Miss got slammed with lack of institutional control, and all their freshmen from last year were declared ineligible. And that they would have to vacate the egg bowl win from last year.

Of course, in an ideal scenario, all of this would happen the week after they lost to Vanderbilt, 55-0.

[Fader21]

I been sick all week so. I'm passing it by being asleep or on the toilet

[Coach34]

I been sick all week so. I'm passing it by being asleep or on the toilet

I'm gonna have to vote against this method

[starkvegasdawg]

My favorite way to make the time pass is to sit around and daydream about winning the lottery, and then on the way to pick up the check, hear on the radio that Ole Miss got slammed with lack of institutional control, and all their freshmen from last year were declared ineligible. And that they would have to vacate the egg bowl win from last year.

Of course, in an ideal scenario, all of this would happen the week after they lost to Vanderbilt, 55-0.

You forgot to add Bucky getting an oak twig caught between his teeth and having to delay building his dam across the Yalobusha river.

[Maroon Diapers]

Class (sit there and refresh ED for 4 hours), porn, gym, rebel rouse, porn, refresh ED for an hour, bed, and repeat.
Maybe throw in some past Breaking Bad episodes to get me til next Sunday. Grab a welder and make your own cowbell. Beat a rebel with it. Teabag him/her. Chive for a few hours without letting the wife catch you on FLBP. Tough for me to imagine better ways to beat the time this week.

[FISHDAWG]

been rewatching last years recorded games - one a night until tomorrow until Vandy crashes the party

[RunDog26]

I always enjoy hitting up You Tube for some of our old highlights. The Gator Bowl. The wins against Bama (JPW year), and Florida are favorites of mine.

[Political Hack]

I love the lottery game. I'd buy the house next to Freeze and hire a 500 lb naked lawn man to trim the grass with scissors every day. (ETA: I wouldn't live there.)

[PassInterference]

Watch Olbermann's new ESPN show. It was hilarious.