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Dawgcentral
07-16-2016, 06:19 PM
Now sit right back and you'll here a tale,of the place they called Flagship,
They thought they'd bring the big boys in,
To win a championship.

The boss was a mighty wrestlin' man, the coeds brazen whores,
The coach was set to win the day, by bribing the poor,
By bribing the poor.

(lightning/thunder crash)

The questions started getting tough, the boosters, all got tossed.
They beat Alabama for the second year, but the Championship was lost.
The championship was lost!

The Flagships's got probation now, and coaches got show cause,
Like Beaverman!
The wrestler too,..
Coke Kiffen!, and his lies.
The Barney Fife,..and the rest,
Are living on Borrowed Time!!!

I seen it dawg
07-16-2016, 06:54 PM
Damn dude you're a little too good at this

Dawgcentral
07-16-2016, 07:07 PM
Bring back the Limerick Threads. Always had a big time with those.

TUSK
07-16-2016, 07:11 PM
Now sit right back and you'll here a tale,of the place they called Flagship,
They thought they'd bring the big boys in,
To win a championship.

The boss was a mighty wrestlin' man, the coeds brazen whores,
The coach was set to win the day, by bribing the poor,
By bribing the poor.

(lightning/thunder crash)

The questions started getting tough, the boosters, all got tossed.
They beat Alabama for the second year, but the Championship was lost.
The championship was lost!

The Flagships's got probation now, and coaches got show cause,
Like Beaverman!
The wrestler too,..
Coke Kiffen!, and his lies.
The Barney Fife,..and the rest,
Are living on Borrowed Time!!!

strong.

somebodyshotmypaw
07-16-2016, 07:57 PM
This is really good. In honor of the confederacy, could you do one with the Dukes of Hazzard theme song?

jbjones
07-16-2016, 08:03 PM
Muchos Points. Well done.

Dawgcentral
07-16-2016, 08:16 PM
Never was one of my shows, but I'll give it a shot tomorrow.

M.Fillmore
07-16-2016, 09:16 PM
There once was a coach named Freeze,
his recruiting was quite the sleaze.
Hugh kept up his lying,
even after Nkimdashian started flying,
but the NCAA Freeze could never appease.

basedog
07-16-2016, 10:27 PM
Now sit right back and you'll here a tale,of the place they called Flagship,
They thought they'd bring the big boys in,
To win a championship.

The boss was a mighty wrestlin' man, the coeds brazen whores,
The coach was set to win the day, by bribing the poor,
By bribing the poor.

(lightning/thunder crash)

The questions started getting tough, the boosters, all got tossed.
They beat Alabama for the second year, but the Championship was lost.
The championship was lost!

The Flagships's got probation now, and coaches got show cause,
Like Beaverman!
The wrestler too,..
Coke Kiffen!, and his lies.
The Barney Fife,..and the rest,
Are living on Borrowed Time!!!

LMBO, I'm wondering what your cuz is thinking now? Write one bout table saws or 3 wheelers next. (Inside joke)

Brando
07-17-2016, 07:12 AM
That made my day... I loved Gilligans Island... And that Mary An.... DAMN....