Books written by the Ole Miss spin machine

[Coach34]

http://olehottytoddy.com/2016/06/28/the-ever-changing-narrative-of-ole-miss-football/

After reading this timeless jewel by OM fan Tyler Keith (Tyler became famous for proclaiming far and wide on Twitter that he had met Catfish Anal-Ease Presley in person. So he knew that she was indeed real and Rosebowl was stalking a young 22 year old), I thought it would be a good idea to brainstorm books written by the OM spin machine. Tyler's premise of his article is that Bdork INVITED the NCAA to Oxford after draft night. Tyler thinks the NCAA was perplexed after draft night and just couldn't figure out if they should return to Oxford to investigate some more. Bdork called them and guided them to Oxford with his transparency and sharp wit.

So let's go- Books written by the OM spin machine or Tyler Keith:

"I invited the Sun to come up today"- Tyler Keith

"I invited the AIDS virus into my body"- Magic Johnson (ghostwritten by Tyler Keith)

"We invited Cleveland back to Oakland for a Game 7 after the game"- Golden State (foreward by the OM spin machine)

[mic]

"We Invited OJ Over " .. Ron & Nicole.. (forward by UMiss spin )

[Martianlander]

"I interviewed all the virgins on the OM campus in three minutes" by Tyler Keith
"How to claim football national championships you never really won" by Tyler Keith (Foreward by Johnny Vaught ghost written by Archie Who)
"How to survive an NCAA investigation" by Billy Brewer dedicated to Hugh Freeze

[JDog13]

"Juergens, AP, and Me. The Tyler Keith story"

[Corn Bread]

"I interviewed all the virgins on the OM campus in three minutes" by Tyler Keith
"How to claim football national championships you never really won" by Tyler Keith (Foreward by Johnny Vaught ghost written by Archie Who)
"How to survive an NCAA investigation" by Billy Brewer dedicated to Hugh Freeze

"The Art of the Practice of Ethical Law" by Dickie Scruggs written by John Grisham

[Indndawg]

"Nothing to See Here"

Forward: Bill and Hillary Clinton
Authors: Jeffrey Vitter and Ross Bjork

[starkvegasdawg]

Preparing to Take the ACT by Tyrone Nix

Point Shaving for Dummies by Bo Wallace

Experts Guide to the Hot Spots in Haiti - Hugh Freeze

Why I Ride Adult Tricycles - Ross Bjork

Knee Pads - A Recruiting Hostess' Best Friend by Ole Miss chapter of Phi Mu. (Foreword by Yancy Porter)

[Political Hack]

Ole Miss invited Federal Troops to Help JM Enroll - by Ross Barnett

Ole Miss Invited an International Incident - by AK

[Coach34]

"We invited Bo to fumble away the Egg Bowl"- OM Spin Machine

"We invited Keo Coleman to hit Tom Luke so hard his first kid was born dizzy"- OM spin machine

[PassInterference]

"Dear West Nile, kick off your shoes and stay a while", by Ross Bjork

[TrapGame]

We Invited Germany Into Poland - OM history department

Includes essay on the true meaning of revisionist history by Ross Bjork.

[spbdawg]

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[JDog13]

"The New New Testament" Hugh Freeze in red, Chad Kelly in Black.

[LC Dawg]

"Life with my BFF Dan" by Pete Thamel

[Westdawg]

"If Bathroom Stalls Could Talk" - Yancy Porter

"Directing Athletics: A How-To Guide for Transparency" - Ross Bjork, forward by Hillary Clinton

"WAOM: The Real Story of the NCAA Investigation" - Clarion Ledger Special Edition, Hugh Kellenburger

"ACT Prep Testing" - Jerrell Powe and David Saunders

"They Will Persecute You Because of Me: A Story of Faith" - Autobiography of Coach Hugh Freeze

"The Real Me" - Anna Pressley and the entire MIRS staff

"There's Nothing to See Here" - Parrish Alford

It's Not True, Never Was, Never Will Be" - Chuck Roundsville

"So You Think You Got Me Quiet, Huh?" - Lindsey Miller

"A Beginner's Guide: NFL Press Conferences" - Laremy Tunsil

"I AM Superman" - Robert Ndkemdiche

"How to Be a Good Booster" - Dickie Scruggs, Foreward by Auburn Athletics

"We Got the Right Coach" - Archie Manning

"Breaking Bad News to Good People" - David Johnson

"How to Take a Punch Like a Man" - OM Frat Boys

[lastmajordog]

'How to win friends and influence people" ....Xena Reb and Dickie Scruggs both claim this one.......

[Indndawg]

It Could Have Been Me on that Cross--------Buck

[Corn Bread]

'How to win friends and influence people" ....Xena Reb and Dickie Scruggs both claim this one.......

"Defensive play calling using Sign Language" by Hugh Freeze written by Tee Sheppard

[SaintDawg]

You have all won the Internet today.
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Some of these are priceless comedy gold! I applaud you all!

[Coach34]

"We invited Kimchee to jump out of the window"- Tyler Keith

"We invited Tunsil's Hacker to post those texts"- Tyler Keith

[djaymsu5]

"Bear hugs are what he gives bears"- Tyler Keith

"The NCAA came once, they left with a bowl ban"- Tyler Keith

[mic]

" We Invited and welcomed James Meredith here with Open Arms".. - UMiss Spin