A man without a face

[JETDAWG]

I must be the dumbest mother that ever lived, just farting in the bathroom laughing my a$$ off. I cant get a pic off my computer to load as a profile pic. is there a forum/computer genius out there that can lend some advice?
HELP!

[smootness]

Is this real life?

[Interpolation_Dawg_EX]

Click on the Insert Image Icon...it looks like a portrait in a frame.

Click the tab for "From Computer" at the top of the menu that pops up...

Click "select files" and choose your picture file location...


Here's some help with the farts:

http://www.womensavings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/beano1.jpg

[BulldogDX55]

I must be the dumbest mother that ever lived, just farting in the bathroom laughing my a$$ off. I cant get a pic off my computer to load as a profile pic. is there a forum/computer genius out there that can lend some advice?
HELP!

I thought this was a thread on the latest episode of Game of Thrones. I'm disappointed.

[Dawgology]

Is this real life?

Or just a fantasy?

[BulldogBear]

I thought this was a thread on the latest episode of Game of Thrones. I'm disappointed.

+1

[JETDAWG]

The "farting in the bathtub laughing " quote is from Tropic Thunder. I guess my profile pic is too large. thanks for being in the "people hepp'in bidness"

[nicks_hammer]

Is a faceless man!!!

[JETDAWG]

No but I had no profile pic... I had no face... sorry.

[Jack Lambert]

No but I had no profile pic... I had no face... sorry.

You still haven't figured it out yet?

[JETDAWG]

Been back and forth at work, no real time to do much.

[DancingRabbit]

I think Swami Dawg is our tech support.
http://www.elitedawgs.com/image.php?u=2732&dateline=1452350871

First thing he's going to say is to reboot your computer.

[Mjoelner34]

First thing he's going to say is to reboot your computer.

Better go ahead and get a hard hat and safety glasses.

[Jack Lambert]

I think Swami Dawg is our tech support.
http://www.elitedawgs.com/image.php?u=2732&dateline=1452350871

First thing he's going to say is to reboot your computer.

Only if you call Capital One.

[smootness]

The "farting in the bathtub laughing " quote is from Tropic Thunder. I guess my profile pic is too large. thanks for being in the "people hepp'in bidness"

You said 'bathroom'.

[Swami Dawg]

Hello friend,

I am for very much pleasure to be providing helping to you with the uploading of your avatar.

Many sites are to be having restrictions on file size for avatars. This is being the same for elitedawgs.com.

Avatar files are needing to be 120 x 120 pixels or less. AND file size is to being less than 19.5KB.

For to being uploading the file from a phone will be difficult as most phones are taking pictures with file sizes being much to large.

Ok here is fix to problem of issue you have at hand currently.

1. Be uploading your file to the site http://postimage.org/
2. Be choosing resize image at 100x75 (avatar)
3. Be copying link to image on next page. (Direct Link)
4. Be Pasting link into Option 1 on avatar settings page on here EliteDawgs.
5. Be thanking Swami for being Awesome at tech supports.

Hope you are to be having it a nice day.
Swami

[greenbean]

I think I received a letter from the IRS you wrote. Apparently I am having a refund of $1,000,000,000, if I be send in taxes of $1,000.

[JETDAWG]

Thanks Swami!