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drunkernhelldawg
05-20-2016, 10:50 PM
Seeing I've got to do that tomorrow. Put on my goofiest red tie but feel I need more. Anybody got an idea? Might try some spray tan or something. Really lost.

confucius say
05-20-2016, 10:54 PM
Short shorts. With long sleeve button down. And bow tie.

godlluB
05-20-2016, 10:57 PM
Try sipping on a large bottle of cough syrup while watching the game.

BrunswickDawg
05-20-2016, 10:58 PM
Short shorts. With long sleeve button down. And bow tie.

You forgot penny loafers with no socks.

starkvegasdawg
05-20-2016, 10:58 PM
Put your chicken tenders in the fridge first thing in the morning. Then go shoot a bottle of Robitussin for breakfast. Then get a pair of red shorts and boat shoes with no socks. Pair that with a long sleeve blue polo with the sleeves rolled up to your elbow. Go buy a brand new tsun cap and make sure the bill is perfectly flat. Put that on backwards. Shoot a second bottle of Robitussin. Then crank up the John Mayer and Dave Matthews Band and practice your tennis swing until game time.

starkvegasdawg
05-20-2016, 10:59 PM
Looks like a lot of us had the same idea.

drunkernhelldawg
05-20-2016, 11:01 PM
Put your chicken tenders in the fridge first thing in the morning. Then go shoot a bottle of Robitussin for breakfast. Then get a pair of red shorts and boat shoes with no socks. Pair that with a long sleeve blue polo with the sleeves rolled up to your elbow. Go buy a brand new tsun cap and make sure the bill is perfectly flat. Put that on backwards. Shoot a second bottle of Robitussin. Then crank up the John Mayer and Dave Matthews Band and practice your tennis swing until game time.

Winner

IMissJack
05-20-2016, 11:16 PM
You forgot penny loafers with no socks.

And the blue blazer.

LC Dawg
05-20-2016, 11:32 PM
It is impossible for a Mississippi State fan to pull for Ole Miss. Not because we hate them but because no one with any baseball knowledge has ever pulled for Ole Miss. The two things just don't work together.

CadaverDawg
05-20-2016, 11:34 PM
Tuck your weiner between your legs

starkvegasdawg
05-20-2016, 11:36 PM
Tuck your weiner between your legs

If you're a bear fan you can't.

CadaverDawg
05-20-2016, 11:38 PM
If you're a bear fan you can't.

I'm saying that's what a State fan must do to mimmick being a bear

mstatefan91
05-20-2016, 11:50 PM
We aren't pulling for TSUN. Jesus. We are pulling for State. There is your perspective. K thanx bye

Dawgbite
05-21-2016, 07:09 AM
It helps to be drunker n hell at game time!

BulldogBear
05-21-2016, 07:40 AM
Ya'll are working too hard. Just put on a Bear costume. Don't have one? Wear a smokey bear hat. Don't have one? Just growl at TV a lot and slip in buzz phrases (in your best bear voice) "nine over three," "national seed," and "recruiting championships. "

bulldogcountry1
05-21-2016, 08:09 AM
Screw em. If we win, we win the SEC. The only people who would care that it's a shared title are UM fans. My response to them would be, "Yeah, because YOU got swept." If they manage to win, then so be it. It would be better, but I'll be thrilled either way. If we have to share with the only team that managed to take a series from us, it won't cheapen it for me.

Dolphus Raymond
05-21-2016, 08:35 AM
I can't do it. Over-the-counter cough syrup will not help. Nothing short of a bottle of RX Tussinex will do but even then the hydrocodone (even in large doses) may not take enough of the edge off.
Let the cards fall where they may, but f--k Ole Miss.

K9 Avenger
05-21-2016, 08:53 AM
Don't forget to squat when you pee...

JETDAWG
05-21-2016, 09:12 AM
WE ARE PULLING FOR LSU AND UM FOR THE BETTERMENT OF "OUR STATE" WATCHING SCORES TASTES LIKE VINEGAR
AT THE END OF THE WEEKEND WE WILL HAVE TURNED IN THE BEST RESUME' IN A VERY LONG TIME
#CLANGA

MaroonState
05-21-2016, 09:14 AM
You don't. When you pull for them to help us it never works outs. And, afterwards you'll feel like one of their sorostitutes on Sunday morning that got liquored and drugged up and passed around the frat house Saturday night. Just. Don't. Do. It. If they win great (they won't). If not, you won't feel so gross and will still have your dignity. Just sayin.

KB21
05-21-2016, 09:20 AM
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Mutt the Hoople
05-21-2016, 09:25 AM
Seeing I've got to do that tomorrow. Put on my goofiest red tie but feel I need more. Anybody got an idea?
Ogle pics of teenaged boys.

HailState2008
05-21-2016, 10:17 AM
Seeing I've got to do that tomorrow. Put on my goofiest red tie but feel I need more. Anybody got an idea? Might try some spray tan or something. Really lost.

Attend your local Klan rally...