We should fire up a "Books You'll Never See Published" thread re the UM saga...

[rbdog82]

nt

[Bubb Rubb]

The Holy Bible by God
New King Freeze Edition

[Jack Lambert]

It's already been written its called: Dante's Inferno.

[TrapGame]

Fishers of Men: Recruiting God's Way by Hugh Freeze. Forward by Ross Bjork.

[THE Bruce Dickinson]

Making the Wise decision- Returning for my senior season - Tony Conner

[THE Bruce Dickinson]

Memoirs from a bowl game - AJ Brown

[THE Bruce Dickinson]

Going on the record - Hugh Freeze

[RBritt]

"little yellow vette" Mr Miller and crew.

[starkvegasdawg]

How to Create Cults and Influence People - Hugh Freeze

[BeardoMSU]

Fishers of Men: Recruiting God's Way by Hugh Freeze. Forward by Ross Bjork.

Shit, that's funny!

[HailState39110]

Leave it to Beaver: A Story of AK47s, Spice, Hotel Windows, and Gas Mask Bongs

[Beaver]

Moneyball: The Art of Winning an Unfair Recruiting Battle
- The Network

[BeardoMSU]

"Cult of Personality: how I climbed the college football mountaintop" - Hugh Freeze

"I graduated college, and SO CAN YOU!" - Jerrell Powe

"The Dangers of Social Media Addiction: how I overcame trolling, insecurity, posturing, and the lot" - Ross Bjork

"Glitter Fedoras: tacky wardrobe accompaniment, or an erotic personal expression?" - Jill Freeze (submitted to Hustler "Hot Letters")

[West Houston Dog]

The story of U of M recruiting methods.

[Central Pork]

Timber as a Healthy Source of Fiber - Hugh "The Buckster" Freeze

[Political Hack]

"Hotel, Motel, Holiday Inn" by Kimchee.

[Barking 13]

"The Bucky stops here" - NCAA

[Martianlander]

"How football players can tour Haiti on $250,000" by Hugh Freeze

[Saltydog]

NT

[Todd4State]

You wrote a book? I'd have to say yeah. By Laremy Tunsil with foreward by Neal McCready.

[BrunswickDawg]

"Improving Your ACT Score: The Plan" s collection essays edited by David Saunders, Hugh Freeze and Chris Vaughan.

[Coach34]

My Word Is My Bond- SpiritChuck

[MagicDawg]

Crime and Punishment, by the UNM Athletic Department and the NCAA
What to Expect When You're Expecting a NOA, by Ross Bjork
Words, Actions, and Character, by Hugh Freeze
The Right Thing at the Right Time: an impromptu handbook for public speaking, by Laremy Tunsil
Being There: The Importance of Staying Visible in a Crisis, by Hugh Freeze


Books that should be written:
The Traveler's Guide to the Smouldering Ruins of Oxford
The Vanquished: Yesterday's Faulkner in Today's Mississippi, by Dan Mullen
The Corrected Historical SEC Football Score Guide, by the NCAA and the SEC

[PMDawg]

How to cheat and not get caught - Hugh Freeze, Ross Bjork, Women's BB coach, Track Coach....shit pick anyone in the OM Athletic Dept.

[PMDawg]

Smoke and Mirrors - Pretending to be Relevant. Hugh Freeze

[PMDawg]

How to be Humble and Likeable - the OM fanbase

[Mjoelner34]

1. "Proper Etiquette When Serving Cool-aide to Lemmings" by Hugh Freeze. Foreward by Jim Jones

2. "How to Practice What You Preach" by Hugh Freeze

3. "The Many Definitions of Transparent" by Ross Bjork

[TrapGame]

Nonsensical Pseudo-Christian Phrases for the Dumb and Easily Gullible by Hugh Freeze. Introduction by Bennie Hinn.

[Central Pork]

The No-Chainsaw Way to Building Your Own Log Cabin - Hugh "Stihl" Freeze

[Leroy Jenkins]

Blindsided: An NCAA Story of Redemption.

[BeardoMSU]

"Mississippi Burning Part Deux"

[Mjoelner34]

"How I Confused 'Fins Up' with 'Sins Up' and Ruined my Career" Hugh Freeze

[BeardoMSU]

"How I Confused 'Fins Up' with 'Sins Up' and Ruined my Career" Hugh Freeze

"Jaws 30-3"...?***

[Original48]

Revelations: Revelations

[JoseBrown]

'Little Red Backpack Diaries'- UM Track and Football Teams

[Dawgbite]

How to convert a turf football field into a Zen Rock Garden in 12 easy steps! By Archie Manning

[Bama_Dawg]

High Performance with High Integrity - Ross Bjork

[Central Pork]

4th and 25 - Understanding Messages from God - Bucky Freezus

[MSUDawg99]

How to be Humble and Likeable - the OM fanbase

DAFUQ? Neither of those fit the Ushit fanbase.

[THE Bruce Dickinson]

Money Talks and So Does Laremy- Laremy Tunsil

[gravedigger]

Oxford: Nothing to do and Three years to do it.........Mark Emmert

[Op4isabitch]

EVERYBODY CHEATS but WE DO IT THE RIGHT WAY
A story of love and tolerance

By Hugh Freeze and Ross (the whistler) Bjork

[PMDawg]

DAFUQ? Neither of those fit the Ushit fanbase.

Which is why it will never be written.

[PMDawg]

Your Poop Chute - How to protect it from the NCAA - Rev. Freeze, sponsored by Vaseline.

[THE Bruce Dickinson]

"Good things come in 2's" - Open Letter from the NCAA to Ole Miss

[JDog13]

My driDa fO Poopoo - Jer L pOwe

[shoeless joe]

Hypocrisy and delusion: cuz I'm the smartest guy in the room By rev. Freeze

[Dawgcentral]

Hugh Freeze vs. The Militant Atheist Proctologists.

How to get an entire fanbase to bend over with you.

[dawggoneit]

The Truth The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth: MY MORAL PHILOSOPHY OF LIFE! By Freezus