Latest NAFOOM theory on how they're going to get away with being cheating bastards

[starkvegasdawg]

I really think / hope this guy is trolling. If he is serious and they are really contemplating this...I just don't have the words.


I'm beginning to hear rumblings that we're going to pull a UAB and shut down the football program.

Pretty brilliant, if you think about it. We'll just voluntarily shut down the entire football program. It's a pretty simple procedure. There's an NCAA form you submit along with the appropriate funding verifications and Title IX forms. This wipes the slate completely clean on all pending charges according to NCAA bylaw 13.1.2.4.3.2(c)(ii)(p)(4)(g). Thing is, the NCAA doesn't specify how LONG you have to shut down. (See UAB.) LOOP HOLE. So after like two weeks of no practice (wink-wink), we crank it back up with a clean slate. The NCAA will probably change the rule once we do this but we'll get one freebie out of it.

[Coach34]

complete joke...they arent being serious

[AlmostPositive]

Not much is serious on Nafoom other than serious douchery.

[Statefan]

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[Really Clark?]

Oh please let the idiots try to do this. Do they understand that by officially shutting down all players are allowed to transfer without having to sit out? That it allows the SEC to drop them from the conference? Please oh please do this douches

[starkvegasdawg]

Yeah, just looked it up and that bylaw doesn't even exist. Section 13 deals with recruiting.

[spbdawg]

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[TrapGame]

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[BulldogBear]

The only sliver of truth to this is that if they get the death penalty, they will spin it to the tune that they did it voluntarily.

[Bodaski]

[QUOTE=starkvegasdawg;548800]I really think / hope this guy is trolling. If he is serious and they are really contemplating this...I just don't have the words.[/QUOTE


That is some plan there. Do you know how long it would take the SEC to terminate their membership? About as long as it took me to text this.

[Taog Redloh]

That's Jughead, bro. He's actually one of the cool ones. Yeah he's a homer but he admits it and has a sense of humor.

[West Houston Dog]

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Not that there is anything wrong with that.....

[Saltydog]

You know, the campus being so beautiful and all.

[CadaverDawg]

That's Jughead, bro. He's actually one of the cool ones.

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[gtowndawg]

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[Central Pork]

They are not cheating bastards. They are knuckle dragging cheating bastards. Just to make sure folks know.

[Saltydog]

NT

[msstate7]

Oh please let the idiots try to do this. Do they understand that by officially shutting down all players are allowed to transfer without having to sit out? That it allows the SEC to drop them from the conference? Please oh please do this douches

Never happen. Om boosters would lose more investment money than worldcom stock holders

[Jack Lambert]

If they shut their program down the SEC will drop them. That's the bottom line.

[gravedigger]

If they shut their program down the SEC will drop them. That's the bottom line.

With the vote having to be unanimous, a charter member would have to vote itself out.

[Really Clark?]

With the vote having to be unanimous, a charter member would have to vote itself out.

I think it's just 2/3 vote to suspend or terminate a school.

3.1 MEMBERSHIP, TERMINATION, SUSPENSION AND DUES
*3.1.1 Number of Members. The number of members of the Conference shall be set by the Chief Executive Officers.
[Revised 5/30/91]
*3.1.2 Granting of Membership. Membership may be granted by invitation of the Conference at a regular or called
meeting. A three-fourths vote of members is required to extend an invitation for membership. [Revised 5/30/91]
*3.1.3 Suspension of Membership. Two-thirds of the membership may vote to suspend a member at any time, either
indefinitely or for a stated period, for any conduct deemed to be incompatible with membership.
*3.1.4 Termination of Membership. Membership may be terminated at a regular meeting, either by resignation or by
action of the Conference through a vote of two-thirds of the members. If termination is voted by the Conference, the
Conference shall determine the effective date of the termination.

[Taog Redloh]

I'm guessing you are one of the ones who thinks Rebelbruiser is one of the better ones.

[TUSK]

I really think / hope this guy is trolling. If he is serious and they are really contemplating this...I just don't have the words.

as mentioned before, that's "Jughead"... he has above average intelligence, is articulate, and writes very, very well...

I don't think he's as arrogant as the typical UM cat, but he does toe the company line...

His diatribe on TUSK (after I was banned was from Nafoom) was a thing of beauty, IMO...

[TUSK]

Never happen. Om boosters would lose more investment money than worldcom stock holders

ahem, not the ones that sold their options at $71...

just sayin'......

[msstate7]

as mentioned before, that's "Jughead"... he has above average intelligence, is articulate, and writes very, very well...

I don't think he's as arrogant as the typical UM cat, but he does toe the company line...

His diatribe on TUSK (after I was banned was from Nafoom) was a thing of beauty, IMO...

I think jughead is every bit as arrogant as the typical om guy, but he's funny as hell so it's easy to overlook.

[FISHDAWG]

That's Jughead, bro. He's actually one of the cool ones. Yeah he's a homer but he admits it and has a sense of humor.

yep ... I don't mind Jughead .... one of the few that has the capacity for rational thought over there

[Reason2succeed]

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[Bubb Rubb]

I really think / hope this guy is trolling. If he is serious and they are really contemplating this...I just don't have the words.

Of course it's a joke. They are state fan trolling on the main page there. You won't see anything close to real concern on that page. That's what their private board is for.

[Bubb Rubb]

I'm guessing you are one of the ones who thinks Rebelbruiser is one of the better ones.

Personally, I love Rebelbruiser. It's people like him that make all of their NCAA drama so enjoyable for me. I'm sure his tears will be as sweet as Kellum's.

[Jack Lambert]

With the vote having to be unanimous, a charter member would have to vote itself out.

I think there is a bi law that all members will have a football program.

[mstatefan91]

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[Political Hack]

Duh, like in RBI baseball when you're about to get beat. Just hit the reset button.