Lumpy Chucklelips
04-29-2016, 12:18 AM
Evidently somebody put something out there pretending to be Jimmy Sexton....
The alleged statement from Laremy Tunsil?s agent, Jimmy Sexton, that impugned Silicon Valley for obstructing hacking legislation is fake, reports Bruce Feldman from Fox Sports.
To address today?s unfortunate distraction: yes, my client smoked a potentially marijuana-like substance one time. In an attempt to shield his teammates from the emissions of hazardous and potentially intoxicating fumes, he used a gas mask to do so. This was an isolated incident that occurred at an undetermined time. After the incident, my client sought treatment and in the process found God.
The real issue at hand is not what a pre-born-again embodiment of Laremy Tunsil did or did not do with a gas mask. The issue at hand is Silicon Valley?s refusal to reign in unmitigated open source hacking and the United States government?s inability to enact and enforce legitimate cyber security legislation.
My client is proud to have brought these shortcomings to light in front of a larger platform.
Funny? Yes, Real? Never really felt
The alleged statement from Laremy Tunsil?s agent, Jimmy Sexton, that impugned Silicon Valley for obstructing hacking legislation is fake, reports Bruce Feldman from Fox Sports.
To address today?s unfortunate distraction: yes, my client smoked a potentially marijuana-like substance one time. In an attempt to shield his teammates from the emissions of hazardous and potentially intoxicating fumes, he used a gas mask to do so. This was an isolated incident that occurred at an undetermined time. After the incident, my client sought treatment and in the process found God.
The real issue at hand is not what a pre-born-again embodiment of Laremy Tunsil did or did not do with a gas mask. The issue at hand is Silicon Valley?s refusal to reign in unmitigated open source hacking and the United States government?s inability to enact and enforce legitimate cyber security legislation.
My client is proud to have brought these shortcomings to light in front of a larger platform.
Funny? Yes, Real? Never really felt