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AlmostPositive
04-28-2016, 11:54 PM
Jimmy Swaggart
Sandra Bullock
Cooper Manning
Johnny Vaught
First person to call the AD tomorrow morning

Political Hack
04-28-2016, 11:58 PM
Usually they just hire whatever random coach text Archie and begs for it.

War Machine Dawg
04-29-2016, 12:11 AM
But seriously, this late in the offseason, who's going to take it? Especially if there are multiple show causes handed out to the current staff. They'll have to hire Billy Bob from Bum**** College of Saints in Hell, Montana. NO ONE worth a damn is going to want to touch the nuclear wasteland that the NCAA is about to make out of Oxford. You think Croom was bad? This could make Croom look like Vince Lombardi or Bill Walsh by comparison.

Commercecomet24
04-29-2016, 12:14 AM
Mullen to ole miss

ckDOG
04-29-2016, 12:16 AM
Jim Bakker, Joel Osteen?

BulldogBear
04-29-2016, 12:17 AM
Mullen to ole miss

Somebody had to do it!

Commercecomet24
04-29-2016, 12:25 AM
Somebody had to do it!

I couldn't resist! They gotta have someone go in there and cleanup that cesspool lol!

Bothrops
04-29-2016, 12:32 AM
John L. Smith...what happened to that guy?

AlmostPositive
04-29-2016, 12:38 AM
David Duke is rested and ready.

Leroy Jenkins
04-29-2016, 12:38 AM
Buddy Stephens

BeardoMSU
04-29-2016, 12:44 AM
OM continues the charlatan route, and hires Ken Ham as coach and recruiting coordinator.

Free triceratops with spinnin' dubs for every 'cruit.**

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/27/Creation_museum_triceratops_saddle.jpg

ShotgunDawg
04-29-2016, 12:55 AM
Robbie Caldwell

Dawg61
04-29-2016, 03:45 AM
Lane Kiffin

Reason2succeed
04-29-2016, 05:51 AM
Seriously, I will bet real money they hire a black coach in order to try to get sympathy and play down their racists history. However smart people will see that it is only because they are on probation and need a way to clean up their image and stay alive in recruiting.

BrunswickDawg
04-29-2016, 06:17 AM
Lane Kiffin
Plenty of Tinder swipes for Joey Freshwater in Oxford.

starkvegasdawg
04-29-2016, 06:42 AM
The new TSUN head coach and AD:

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2013/0828/nfl_a_sylvestercroom_cmg_65.jpg

http://image.cdnllnwnl.xosnetwork.com/pics21/200/WY/WYFHVQJAKAOHZAX.20070805201937.jpg

Barkman Turner Overdrive
04-29-2016, 07:12 AM
The new TSUN head coach and AD:

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2013/0828/nfl_a_sylvestercroom_cmg_65.jpg

I can't wait to hear him say at his first Ole Miss press conference, "I came here to build a losing program."

Spiderman
04-29-2016, 07:19 AM
The new TSUN head coach and AD:

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2013/0828/nfl_a_sylvestercroom_cmg_65.jpg

http://image.cdnllnwnl.xosnetwork.com/pics21/200/WY/WYFHVQJAKAOHZAX.20070805201937.jpg

Booooooom!!!

msstate7
04-29-2016, 07:25 AM
Who took over smu after it was reincarnated? I think he should be the man since he's experienced

I seen it dawg
04-29-2016, 07:31 AM
Bobby Hall finally gets his dream job!

Coursesuper
04-29-2016, 07:59 AM
Bobby Hall finally gets his dream job!

Priceless! Well done there.