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Taog Redloh
03-29-2016, 10:22 AM
Wut??

Johnson85
03-29-2016, 10:44 AM
Wut??

Somebody else has posted a link, but a recruit (and I think a signee now?) was disciplined for being involved in some hazing incidents of younger players, that apparently included penetrating the anus of younger players with their finger(s).

The fact that you have to ask about this shows how overblown this thing is. It's bad, but it's not so bad that it's going to be a prolonged national story. If the story about Ole Miss's recruit didn't grab the nation's attention, or even the attention of sports fans, this isn't likely to do so either. Simmons is going to have to take his punishment and he'll probably hear about this for years, but provided he keeps his nose clean from here on out, there's not going to be a major interruption in his career.

Interpolation_Dawg_EX
03-29-2016, 10:52 AM
I posted this thread about it in December when they quietly signed him without much fanfare. There were no local newspaper articles or a story on his past.

http://www.elitedawgs.com/showthread.php?38625-Future-Mississippi-Rebel-Commit-Myles-Hartsfield

missouridawg
03-29-2016, 10:53 AM
This is good news. He is just practicing for a career in proctology!!!

Coach34
03-29-2016, 10:55 AM
http://highschoolsports.nj.com/news/article/5867967628069008596/former-nj-star-myles-hartsfield-is-headed-to-the-sec-commits-to-ole-miss/


Their season got cancelled by the Superintendent because the Sr's were grabbing Freshmen, turning out the lights, pulling their pants down, and ramming their fingers into their asses.

Interpolation_Dawg_EX
03-29-2016, 10:56 AM
http://highschoolsports.nj.com/news/article/5867967628069008596/former-nj-star-myles-hartsfield-is-headed-to-the-sec-commits-to-ole-miss/


Their season got cancelled by the Superintendent because the Sr's were grabbing Freshmen, turning out the lights, pulling their pants down, and ramming their fingers into their asses.

You forgot they howled like wolves when the lights went out...

Taog Redloh
03-29-2016, 11:01 AM
http://highschoolsports.nj.com/news/article/5867967628069008596/former-nj-star-myles-hartsfield-is-headed-to-the-sec-commits-to-ole-miss/


Their season got cancelled by the Superintendent because the Sr's were grabbing Freshmen, turning out the lights, pulling their pants down, and ramming their fingers into their asses.

It was wedgies in my day. While those hurt, by damn it wasn't a case of possible rape.

TrapGame
03-29-2016, 11:02 AM
This is good news. He is just practicing for a career in proctology!!!

Ok, that's funny.

Ralph
03-29-2016, 11:02 AM
You forgot they howled like wolves when the lights went out...

Also forgot they would shove said finger in the hazee's mouth afterwards. OM calls this "courtesy".

maroonmania
03-29-2016, 12:34 PM
It was wedgies in my day. While those hurt, by damn it wasn't a case of possible rape.

My question is what sick male would want to stick his finger up another male's butt? That's about as queer as a 3 dollar bill.

shannondawg
03-29-2016, 01:14 PM
"Not that theres anything wrong with that!"

starkvegasdawg
03-29-2016, 01:19 PM
TSUN football practice this fall.

http://i.imgur.com/S30m0Ai.gif

Tbonewannabe
03-29-2016, 01:21 PM
This is good news. He is just practicing for a career in proctology!!!

Maybe he was an enticement for Kimdeechee to come back for his senior year.

Acid mouth
03-29-2016, 01:31 PM
Someone should put this on tRant. It could go a million different directions, none of which would be good. And for the record, I don't post on that board... It's full of imbeciles

Riotous Thinking
03-29-2016, 01:50 PM
Freeze stated in an interview yesterday at the OM Pro Day that this NCAA investigation had been like a "4 year colonoscopy." He just needed Myles on the team to help them be prepared for the penetration.

BeardoMSU
03-29-2016, 01:52 PM
OM calls this "courtesy".


https://youtu.be/EtBoYpwW2TM?t=54

lastmajordog
03-29-2016, 03:53 PM
TSUN football practice this fall.

http://i.imgur.com/S30m0Ai.gif

https://youtu.be/DPStwD1C8-c

Drugs Delaney
03-29-2016, 04:05 PM
You can understand why OM would want him if he likes putting objects in another guys rectum. A perfect fit for the fan base. I bet they sent him to a frat house instead of the library. Had he only known he could have been blown by many middle age guys he may have chose the library.

Coach34
03-29-2016, 04:06 PM
So I guess they will be keeping lube handy in the locker room this season?

Tbonewannabe
03-29-2016, 04:24 PM
Yancy probably gave him his red backpack himself.

state66
03-29-2016, 05:18 PM
Finger popping each others ass holes - ole miss locker room

starkvegasdawg
03-29-2016, 07:00 PM
TSUN - Tickling Sphincters Until Night.

lastmajordog
03-29-2016, 07:59 PM
My question is what sick male would want to stick his finger up another male's butt? That's about as queer as a 3 dollar bill.

I thought that was the "escorts" job during recrootin weekend.......

TippyToe_Dawg
03-30-2016, 08:03 AM
I've heard of giving your girlfriend a "Dirty Sanchez" but this is a whole new thing. Maybe ole Colonel Reb himself invented this trick back in the day. I believe they referred to it as "Finger Licking Good". I guess it's really true at ole miss "good time are not forgotten"....Look away...look away...in the locker room...

99jc
03-30-2016, 08:17 AM
"Not that theres anything wrong with that!"

If anyone thinks this is normal they ARE A SICK DEGENERATE! this Generation is doomed!

BeardoMSU
03-30-2016, 08:27 AM
this Generation is doomed!

Never heard that one before**

https://media.giphy.com/media/8aYLkCDqldRbq/giphy.gif

starkvegasdawg
03-30-2016, 08:31 AM
The new way they will be throwing a fin up this season.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/1340097931_shocker.jpg

Mjoelner34
03-30-2016, 08:42 AM
The new way they will be throwing a fin up this season.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/1340097931_shocker.jpg

So, instead of 'Two in the pink, one in the stink.' For them it's 'Two on your junk, one in your trunk.'

BeardoMSU
03-30-2016, 08:45 AM
The new way they will be throwing a fin up this season.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/1340097931_shocker.jpg

OMG!!! Now it all makes sense!!!**

http://i322.photobucket.com/albums/nn411/sloughfeg/HughFreezeshocker_zps6f54203c.jpg

TrapGame
03-30-2016, 09:16 AM
http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/63652/1267190228/Proctologist.jpg

FISHDAWG
03-30-2016, 12:31 PM
This is good news. He is just practicing for a career in proctology!!!

I wonder if he's a QB that plays under center

BeardoMSU
03-30-2016, 12:42 PM
I wonder if he's a QB that plays under center

So that's how silent snap-counts work?**

Mjoelner34
03-30-2016, 12:56 PM
So that's how silent snap-counts work?**

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to BeardoMSU again.

RIdog
03-30-2016, 01:31 PM
Ya'll sure it even was a finger ? ? ? It DID say the LIGHTS were out . :)