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TrapGame
02-22-2016, 03:11 PM
Why do ole miss fans never get hemorrhoids?


Because they're all perfect little assholes.
BrunswickDawg
02-22-2016, 03:15 PM
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to TrapGame again.
starkvegasdawg
02-22-2016, 03:37 PM
I have to spread some around, too.
K9 Avenger
02-22-2016, 04:36 PM
Why do ole miss fans never get hemorrhoids?


Because they're all perfect little assholes.

HA!!! awesome......do you know the difference between Vaught-Hemingway Stadium and a porcupine? The porcupine has 50,000 pricks on the outside.....
Jack Lambert
02-22-2016, 05:13 PM
You know why they do it doggy style in Alabama?

"So they both can watch wrestling."
Coach34
02-22-2016, 05:40 PM
You know why they do it doggy style in Alabama?

"So they both can watch wrestling."

thats the best one I've heard lately
Pollodawg
02-22-2016, 05:41 PM
thats the best one I've heard lately

Sad thing is it's true.......
Pollodawg
02-22-2016, 05:42 PM
My buddy and his wife went to the basketball game last Saturday with a bammer couple they know. It took all I had not to go: "So, there were--what 72--teeth in that entire arena, and 64 of them belonged to you and your wife."
State82
02-22-2016, 05:58 PM
That was outstanding
Mutt the Hoople
02-22-2016, 06:45 PM
You know how the Ole Miss alum died at Auschwitz?

Fell out of guard tower.
fieldcorporal
02-22-2016, 09:07 PM
You know why they do it doggy style in Alabama?

"So they both can watch wrestling."

Nope... "Rasslin"