This Board Needs A Blowjob

[Spiderman]

Hell, even a hand job would do miracles around here.

[Taog Redloh]

It's doesn't work dude. Posts like this are just wasted bandwidth. If you argue with them and/or show them how wrong they are, they'll just ban you. Just sit back and laugh at the fact that only Miss Stake fans can melt down the way we can. It's almost comical.

[GreenheadDawg]

You know what they say... Hand jobs are like Pepsi, not your first choice but you'll take it if you're in a bind

[mstatefan91]

You know what they say... Hand jobs are like Pepsi, not your first choice but you'll take it if you're in a bind
What does that make chek cola?

[GreenheadDawg]

What does that make chek cola?

A reach around from a hobo

[mstatefan91]

A reach around from a hobo
Ahh well. Least I got some action, right? **********

[TUSK]

Ahh well. Least I got some action, right? **********

I'll take any of the above....

Look, all I got to my name is a 4x4 truck, some dogs, and a duffel bag full of crystal balls* and sweet, stinky weed.



*yall thought I was gonna say "meth", didn'tcha?

[Commercecomet24]

Yep people defintely need something to relieve all the stress on here lately. Most folks on here lately been like I'm not happy unless I'm not happy.

[Commercecomet24]

Geez I wonder how bad it would be around here if we actually had a losing season.

[Red Sox Dawg]

A reach around from a hobo

Lol

[PassInterference]

Just tried. Didn't help.

[Dawg61]

College football recruiting ****ing sucks. It gets worse every year.

[Really Clark?]

Just tried. Didn't help.

Said no man ever

[Dawgtini]

Just tried. Didn't help.
He meant get one, not give one. **

[Jack Lambert]

He meant get one, not give one. **

Everyone on this board has at lest given themselves a HJ. I would be willing to bet some gave themselves an hand job today. Maybe right before coming to this board.

[Bully13]

Why am I having a Robin Williams good. Morning Vietnam flash back?