The EDSO forum is up [Archive]

BrunswickDawg

01-28-2016, 02:53 PM

If you received an invite, it will be in your pm's. If you didn't, don't ask for an invite. You won't get it.
For the uneducated - what is EDSO?

Big4Dawg

01-28-2016, 02:55 PM

Elite Dawgs' Secret Organization

CadaverDawg

01-28-2016, 02:56 PM

Boom.

Big4Dawg

01-28-2016, 02:57 PM

hopefully yall will pass the f'ing hat and go get some players

BeardoMSU

01-28-2016, 02:57 PM

For the uneducated - what is EDSO?

It's like the Masons, but with a maximum dick length criteria of 4"...****

JDog13

01-28-2016, 02:59 PM

It's like the Masons, but with a maximum dick length criteria of 4"...****

I'm in it, so I can tell you our requirements aren't that big.

BrunswickDawg

01-28-2016, 03:00 PM

It's like the Masons, but with a maximum dick length criteria of 4"...****

Then I won't offended by the lack of an invite then...

SDDawg

01-28-2016, 03:03 PM

If you received an invite, it will be in your pm's. If you didn't, don't ask for an invite. You won't get it.

My invite was lost (not asking). **

Mjoelner34

01-28-2016, 03:03 PM

Be careful of this guy named Beef Jerky. I hear he's a double-naught spy!
http://retirehealthywealthyandwise.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/double-naught-spy.jpg

Dawgbite

01-28-2016, 04:12 PM

It's like the Masons, but with a maximum dick length criteria of 4"...****

having a big pecker would come in handy one day***

FISHDAWG

01-28-2016, 04:16 PM

hopefully yall will pass the f'ing hat and go get some players

man I wish I could give you some rep points for that one

mparkerfd20

01-28-2016, 04:43 PM

It's like the Masons, but with a maximum dick length criteria of 4"...****

SO that's why I wasn't invited.

mstatefan91

01-28-2016, 04:55 PM

Damn, when did we go back to middle school?

BeastMan

01-28-2016, 05:49 PM

If you received an invite, it will be in your pm's. If you didn't, don't ask for an invite. You won't get it.

https://49.media.tumblr.com/8bb514b3dc1efe7c6ef1d7c995fcaafc/tumblr_mzuxw3T5hm1qj8lruo1_500.gif

starkvegasdawg

01-28-2016, 05:58 PM

Guess I'm not in the cool club.

TrapGame

01-28-2016, 06:09 PM

https://i.imgflip.com/fhawz.jpg

ScottH

01-28-2016, 06:25 PM

I didn't get invited.

Must not be a high net worth group.

MSUDeltadawg1971

01-28-2016, 06:32 PM

Thanks for the invite, pretty interesting so far.

starkvegasdawg

01-28-2016, 06:47 PM

Well I'm just going to start my own club and it's going to be just as good. We're gonna have ice cream and pizza and drink Coke - the real Coke and not that off brand stuff from Walmart. It's gonna be called the EDSOclubisabunchofpoopyheads. We'll meet in my garage.

fader2103

01-28-2016, 06:56 PM

I didn't get an invite. Screw the EDSO***

preachermatt83

01-28-2016, 07:00 PM

Hahahahaha!!! You guys are so gullible.

Schultzy

01-28-2016, 07:08 PM

http://youtu.be/_5g8tjWwAeg

Naw, it's real.

JoseBrown

01-28-2016, 07:33 PM

Well I'll be damned, I had a pm...but it said thanks for the donation, from last week.. I got my hopes up, just to be devastated! Have fun boys! Guess I should donate a little more, but I'm gonna need some wining n dining to go with it...oops..

gravedigger

01-28-2016, 07:38 PM

If you received an invite, it will be in your pm's. If you didn't, don't ask for an invite. You won't get it.

The Elite of the elite. Wish I'd been invited. Matter of fact, I'll go ahead and admit, I'm disappointed. It's my weight, right? freaking knew it. I know, I know...it's not me it's you. That's so nice....but that's not it....it's because I'm black. you racist bast....wait....I'm white....first I think I'm too cool for Gene'spage.....then I KNOW I'm too cool for sixpack......gotta be too cool for them cause I got kicked off and all......coach agreed with a few of my posts.......what th'??????? THIS ISNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. I GOT THE BREAST IMPLANTS......WAIT...IMA GUY....

what's not to like about me?????

why don't you want me to post with you????

Red Sox Dawg

01-28-2016, 07:43 PM

This thread deteriorated quickly.

Dawgowar

01-28-2016, 07:58 PM

Look, between my Illuminati Meetings, on Monday, Data Sampling and Remote Viewing with my UFO Club on Tuesdays, Bilderbergs Bowling League Wednesdays, Wicked Weasel Bikini Admiration Society on Thursday nights, followed by big honey-do lists on the weekends I just can't make it work. Please continue to find new ways to be secretive and sneaky. I'll just go use this coupon for a free Dairy Queen Blizzard. F- you EDSO Nazis!

Mjoelner34

01-28-2016, 08:01 PM

I'm just going to have to stick with the EDSO-ULTRA group.

SDDawg

01-28-2016, 08:04 PM

Hahahahaha!!! You guys are so gullible.

IT'S COMING.

starkvegasdawg

01-28-2016, 08:04 PM

I'm just going to have to stick with the EDSO-ULTRA group.
Now with twice the EDSO but still available without a prescription.

sleepy dawg

01-28-2016, 08:06 PM

I'll just start my own group and I'll send everybody an invite who's not in the EVDO group and see how you like it.******

beretta

01-28-2016, 08:27 PM

screw you guys, I'm going home!!!!

<insert cartman>

fader2103

01-28-2016, 08:29 PM

I'm sorry EDSO guys. I got a little upset. Then a realized that I can view platinum plus and all is good

CadaverDawg

01-28-2016, 08:35 PM

The Elite of the elite. Wish I'd been invited. Matter of fact, I'll go ahead and admit, I'm disappointed. It's my weight, right? freaking knew it. I know, I know...it's not me it's you. That's so nice....but that's not it....it's because I'm black. you racist bast....wait....I'm white....first I think I'm too cool for Gene'spage.....then I KNOW I'm too cool for sixpack......gotta be too cool for them cause I got kicked off and all......coach agreed with a few of my posts.......what th'??????? THIS ISNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. I GOT THE BREAST IMPLANTS......WAIT...IMA GUY....

what's not to like about me?????

why don't you want me to post with you????

^Winner^

I laughed hard. The responses in this thread are great.

Jack Lambert

01-28-2016, 08:54 PM

They must do some real good research because the only reason I didn't invited is because my dick was so big. Made the girls throw rocks at all the other guys.

Jack Lambert

01-28-2016, 08:56 PM

^Winner^

I laughed hard. The responses in this thread are great.

My goal is to catch you on Vcash.

TaleofTwoDogs

01-29-2016, 12:48 AM

Dammit, no EDSO invite, another freaking rejection.....first the wife, then the girlfriend, then that road rage thingy, then the DUI, god help me I can't take this anymore........................................... .....

Bothrops

01-29-2016, 01:07 AM

They must do some real good research because the only reason I didn't invited is because my dick was so big. Made the girls throw rocks at all the other guys.

Haha pretty good.

Lumpy Chucklelips

01-29-2016, 01:09 AM

What the hell!!! Rosebowl and Hadad were invited but I wasn't! 17 all you sob's

yjnkdawg

01-29-2016, 01:34 AM

I didn't get an invite either? Must be because I have a Lifetime Subscription to Bulldawg Junction, and Wardlaw has let me down, because he hasn't given me his latest projections on our recruits. :(

dawgoneyall

01-29-2016, 01:42 AM

You bastard......

Oh....not that there is anything wrong with that.

Harrydawg

01-29-2016, 07:29 AM

Do I need to send my financials to someone?

coastratdog

01-29-2016, 07:59 AM

If you received an invite, it will be in your pm's. If you didn't, don't ask for an invite. You won't get it.

What does this forum contain, double secret bitching about everything? "Hey everybody come over to my house for the Super Bowl. I'll have food , whiskey and hot women to serve it. I'll PM u my address. If you don't get it then don't ask." Could you be anymore of a Jr. High school girl.

FISHDAWG

01-29-2016, 08:46 AM

I heard Swami even got an invite ... so do you have to wear mask and smoke cigars ???

Dawgbite

01-29-2016, 08:48 AM

Epsilon Delta Sigma Omega. They are the damn Omegas! Thank you may I have another.

Eric Nies Grind Time

01-29-2016, 08:53 AM

Fred Smoot is doing an AMA on the board at 11 am today.

JDog13

01-29-2016, 09:52 AM

What does this forum contain, double secret bitching about everything? "Hey everybody come over to my house for the Super Bowl. I'll have food , whiskey and hot women to serve it. I'll PM u my address. If you don't get it then don't ask." Could you be anymore of a Jr. High school girl.

Awww look at you. Stop pming me asking for an invite.

Dawgtini

01-29-2016, 10:06 AM

This thread is full of #winning. I nominate it for ED remembers!

Dawgtini

01-29-2016, 10:38 AM

I didn't get an invite either? Must be because I have a Lifetime Subscription to Bulldawg Junction, and Wardlaw has let me down, because he hasn't given me his latest projections on our recruits. :(

Same here. I keep checking for those projections though **

lastmajordog

01-29-2016, 10:49 AM

" You CAN'T GO...all the plants will die!!!..................and then......depression sets in...."...Bill Murray (Stripes)

BeardoMSU

01-29-2016, 10:53 AM

Awww look at you.
http://fusiondotnet.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/mean-girls-21.gif

BeardoMSU

01-29-2016, 10:54 AM

" You CAN'T GO...all the plants will die!!!..................and then......depression sets in...."...Bill Murray (Stripes)

I love that movie.

yjnkdawg

01-29-2016, 11:26 AM

Same here. I keep checking for those projections though **

I emailed Wardlaw to cancel my Lifetime Bulldawg Junction subscription and get a refund, because I have been getting too much inside info*****. I never even received a reply back.

vv83

01-29-2016, 12:05 PM

Elite Dawgs' Secret Organization

You're definitely kidding, right?

DancingRabbit

01-29-2016, 12:08 PM

I heard Swami even got an invite ... so do you have to wear mask and smoke cigars ???

http://fashionel.mk/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/dvd_eyes-650x216.jpg

Leroy Jenkins

01-29-2016, 12:14 PM

For the uneducated - what is EDSO?
Erectile Dysfunction Support Organization

maroonmania

01-29-2016, 12:44 PM

Erectile Dysfunction Support Organization

Good one. Now I'm really glad I didn't get invited.

Dawgtini

01-29-2016, 12:44 PM

Erectile Dysfunction Support Organization

They must have taken the blue one **1697

gtowndawg

01-29-2016, 12:49 PM

I can neither confirm nor deny my invitation

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/OExykL5QnXY/hqdefault.jpg

Political Hack

01-29-2016, 12:49 PM

The central processing server for EDSO is located in the secret tunnels between the cafeteria and the stadium. Oops... Wait... Now those aren't secret anymore.