Alabama Has Home Field Advantage

[Really Clark?]

Alabama has the home field advantage tonight since most of its fans went to the University of Phoenix.

I'm sure y'all saw that. But thought it was funny.

[TUSK]

Hey, don't knock UoP's Associate Degrees in Manufacturing, Distribution Dynamics and Modular Housing Engineering!

I'm amazed that some Bammer's will skip 2 year's of Trailer House payments or Bail for their next Domestic Assault for a $5000-$10,000 trip for just another NC...

[Really Clark?]

Hey, don't knock UoP's Associate Degrees in Manufacturing, Distribution Dynamics and Modular Housing Engineering!

I'm amazed that some Bammer's will skip 2 year's of Trailer House payments or Bail for their next Domestic Assault for a $5000-$10,000 trip for just another NC...

My question is, if Bama loses how many become new long term residents of the Arizonia Penal Housing community.

ETA. Also, is PETA law enforcement on standby to protect the domestic animal abuse's that could occur tonight

[TUSK]

My question is, if Bama loses how many become new long term residents of the Arizonia Penal Housing community.

In the event Clemson wins, I'm gonna put the O/U on Homicides at 1.0 and (Known/Publicized) Assaults at 3.0...

Beware Clemson fans!!!!

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[Interpolation_Dawg_EX]

Damn, Corso bringing the wood on ole Freeze...Said Bama only beats themselves, you ought to know!

[DownwardDawg]

In the event Clemson wins, I'm gonna put the O/U on Homicides at 1.0 and (Known/Publicized) Assaults at 3.0...

Beware Clemson fans!!!!

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Gold

[TUSK]

a lil redneck Bammer prose:

Twas 30 minutes before kickoff, and all through the trailer,
I’ve cleaned for my cousin’s arrival, in hopes I can nail her…

FeBreeze masks the scent of batteries and the ever present acetone,
Sell fitty more pounds of meth, and my trailer I will own…

Getting’ ready fer Bammer, to again win the big game,
I need the cheer after shooting my Pit Bull (cuz he was lame)…

With My Dark Lord, the Ghost of Bahr, and basically an NFL team,
Soon I hope to pass out in the floor, and of a 73rd NC, I will dream…

[Interpolation_Dawg_EX]

that was a horribly recorded national anthem...pathetic.

[TUSK]

that was a horribly recorded national anthem...pathetic.

agreed... hell, I'd rather they just had a reading of my shitty poem (above)....