For those old enough to remember Penthouse Forum, an intercepted email from the

[Dawgowar]

IOWA coaching staff...

Dear Penthouse,

You are probably not going to believe this, and I wouldn't believe it myself unless I had experienced it....but I just met the Stanford Football team and discovered the unprotected, unloved, public pantsing and forced anal is embarrassing and not comfortable. I did not know that the Stanford mascot, The Cardinal meant big wood.......


That 1st quarter was brutal.

[starkvegasdawg]

Wow. Was cleaning out the attic and just got back to tv. Did they at least get a reach around?

[Dawgowar]

Right now the Iowa fans have started their 2nd quarter cheer -

"D-i-g-n-i-t-eeeee!...D-i-g-n-i-t-eeeeeee! Give us back our Dignity!"

No reach around but Stanford left them a nice gift on the table and did not toss a used rubber in the whicker waste basket.

[TUSK]

feel free to keep this thread going...

I am more than amused:D

[Dawgowar]

This is going to get gross...Musberger starting the Man-love lingo over McCaffery.

[starkvegasdawg]

I guess he realized McCarron's girlfriend isn't interested and is expanding options.

[Dawgowar]

He just called him 'The Magic Man' then made another 'stick it in the crease' reference. That Blue Bell I ate is starting to churn in my stomach.

[Dawgowar]

Musberger is luv'un on McCaffery's Mom. Run Mrs. McCaffery! Run!