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BeastMan
12-16-2015, 10:08 AM
http://3rdand57.com/witness-video-explanation-of-nkemdiche-fall/

If somebody wants to embed, go for it. I'm posting via mobile.

CarolinaDawgs
12-16-2015, 10:15 AM
3 dudes that I would never have a beer with..

SDDawg
12-16-2015, 10:16 AM
I was expecting the "Tony Rocky Horror" clip from Pulp Fiction here.

ElitedawgRecruiting
12-16-2015, 10:20 AM
While it gave an "inside look", those three talking are about as heart felt as a Taylor Swift song.

CarolinaDawgs
12-16-2015, 10:22 AM
Of course the dude on the left is a Clemson fan.

BeastMan
12-16-2015, 10:24 AM
The way they described the tumble from 40 feet then another fal onto scaffolding, it's amazing he's alive. The way national media has reported this story vs what the eyewitnesses said is the biggest deal to me. The media has been all over the place about the fall and none have been close, hence these guys making the video.

ElitedawgRecruiting
12-16-2015, 10:26 AM
Good point brother. But seriously. These guys are hard to take seriously. "And I was like dude, your not Spider-Man"

CarolinaDawgs
12-16-2015, 10:27 AM
I cannot believe I just made it through that whole video without offing myself.

SDDawg
12-16-2015, 10:40 AM
How to turn a 3 minute anecdote into a 17 minute video... **

Dawg61
12-16-2015, 10:40 AM
They literally said literally 100 times. Dude in the middle says "he didn't fall out the window" followed up by "after a couple seconds he fell out the window".

Westdawg
12-16-2015, 10:43 AM
They could have spent about 1/3 of the total time of the video telling us what happened and not made us sit through the rest.

But dang - 3 story fall to asphalt roof and then one story fall to metal scaffolding and lived through it. OMG

Political Hack
12-16-2015, 10:49 AM
I'd like to thank the posters ahead of me for saving me 17 minutes of my life. I'll thank you again on my death bed.

SDDawg
12-16-2015, 11:00 AM
I'd like to thank the posters ahead of me for saving me 17 minutes of my life. I'll thank you again on my death bed.

You should make a 10 minute video to thank us. **

BeastMan
12-16-2015, 11:05 AM
They could have spent about 1/3 of the total time of the video telling us what happened and not made us sit through the rest.

But dang - 3 story fall to asphalt roof and then one story fall to metal scaffolding and lived through it. OMG

Bingo

louisvilledawg
12-16-2015, 11:09 AM
Hell what could've helped him regarding the fall was him actually be stoned. He probably didn't realize he was falling and didn't brace for impact. Bracing for impact can cause more harm than if you're caught off guard.

DownwardDawg
12-16-2015, 11:10 AM
I'd like to thank the posters ahead of me for saving me 17 minutes of my life. I'll thank you again on my death bed.

Me too. Because of the above posters, I didn't watch. Thanks!!!!

PSYCHO(thesis)DEFENSE
12-16-2015, 11:22 AM
Hell what could've helped him regarding the fall was him actually be stoned. He probably didn't realize he was falling and didn't brace for impact. Bracing for impact can cause more harm than if you're caught off guard.

just gotta roll when hit you hit the ground & keep on moving towards the next ledge.

hardcore parkour.

Jack Lambert
12-16-2015, 11:24 AM
Not one to judge but those three looks like they have had a little spice in their lives.

Jack Lambert
12-16-2015, 11:26 AM
Hell what could've helped him regarding the fall was him actually be stoned. He probably didn't realize he was falling and didn't brace for impact. Bracing for impact can cause more harm than if you're caught off guard.

With that big logger head I would be more worried about the ground.

ShotgunDawg
12-16-2015, 11:43 AM
This is fascinating..... "The most incredible of human feats."

blacklistedbully
12-16-2015, 11:51 AM
They literally said literally 100 times. Dude in the middle says "he didn't fall out the window" followed up by "after a couple seconds he fell out the window".

Literally...literally.

ShotgunDawg
12-16-2015, 11:56 AM
Pretty funny that the cast of Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure just happened to be the only eye-witnesses.

Tbonewannabe
12-16-2015, 12:19 PM
Is this a Festivus miracle? Sounds like a feat of strength.

Mjoelner34
12-16-2015, 12:27 PM
Pretty funny that the cast of Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure just happened to be the only eye-witnesses.

Rep points!

gtowndawg
12-16-2015, 12:29 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WuPlWRstpw

DancingRabbit
12-16-2015, 12:52 PM
These guys are so full of shit. He didn't tumble through a window falling 40 feet. He broke the window and walked out on the roof of the 3rd floor.

He then fell/jumped/climbed down 3 stories total. Could have been one story at a time, could have been 2 stories,then 1 story - or 3 stories all at once.

Either way that's a serious feat, but these idiots are lying or bull-shitting.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CWI5Ge6WwAEl5kt.jpg

starkvegasdawg
12-16-2015, 12:55 PM
But dang - 3 story fall to asphalt roof and then one story fall to metal scaffolding and lived through it. OMG

Chuck Norris still thinks he's a p***y.

mstatefan91
12-16-2015, 01:07 PM
These guys come across as serious OM fans trying to hide the fact that they are OM fans.

"You're telling me that his draft stock is gonna plummet? No way! No way! That man just literally fell 40 ft and kept on going. Let's see an NFL RB get through that!"


Anyway, they seem to have made this a more grand tale that it actually was. But, they don't look like they have much going for them so whatever.

CJDAWG85
12-16-2015, 03:06 PM
I think these guys are on spice. I am now dumber for having heard this story.

basedog
12-16-2015, 03:39 PM
Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest! Hell had to be Big Foot to survive that fall they described!

DownwardDawg
12-16-2015, 04:36 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WuPlWRstpw

That was outstanding!

Dawg-gone-dawgs
12-16-2015, 04:40 PM
damn.....that video is 12 minutes too long...they repeat ALOT OF DETAILS.

Political Hack
12-16-2015, 09:06 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WuPlWRstpw

Watching that was probably the 2nd funnest thing I've done today.

bulldogcountry1
12-17-2015, 08:29 AM
How to turn a 3 minute anecdote into a 17 minute video... **

Probably not even 3 minutes. When I saw the video was 17 minutes, I almost didn't push play. I made it 8 minutes before I "literally" couldn't take them anymore. Someone even had to made edits at the beginning because they wouldn't get on with it.