Time for an Edition of "Odds Are"

[BeastMan]

Odds are greater than 50%
-Todd4State is going through a mid-life crisis
-IfYouOnlyKnew is sick of all yall's shit
-Bear trolls are at an all-time high and C34 + crew appreciate all ad revenue generated
-Thick can whip most the boards ass in a bare knuckle affair
-The woman who called in to the Mullen show about injuries was set up by her husband b/c he thought Mullen would be nice to a lady.
-You are all blue collar posters

Odds are 50/50
-Todd4State and StateMBA (from 247) are related no further removed than 2nd cousins
-The boards bans multiple douchebags this week
- Slickdawg ever posts again
- Mic ends up marrying a woman with implants for flotation purposes
- Neal McCready does not care
- Political Hack [unofficially] holds a ticket

Odds are less than 50%
- Todd4State and CadaverDawg co-host any BBQs in the upcoming future
- If LiverPool agrees with you that you're on the right side (happened to me yesterday dammit)
- Dak actually shit on himself although you can trust a fart more than he could his LT in the Egg Bowl
- Basketball and baseball will change the mood around here
- Tusk attended the University of Alabama
- PreacherMatt can absolve any of you fools message board sins
- Bulldogs and Dodge Vipers actually have a damn thing in common


Lately the board has been this
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x160/thebatusi/gifs/douchebag.gif

So yall to click this link RIGHT HERE. Seriously, click anywhere on this text and (http://www.elitedawgs.com/misc.php?do=donate)

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[FISHDAWG]

nominate for post of the year !!

[msstate7]

Good job, but humor isn't wanted here right now during the...

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[Todd4State]

100% chance you are waaaayyyy off on anything about me.

[Jack Lambert]

100% I am 6'2", 230 pounds, can bench press 400 pound and I have two web toes on each foot and no it doesn't make me swim faster.

[BeastMan]

100% I am 6'2", 230 pounds, can bench press 400 pound and I have two web toes on each foot and no it doesn't make me swim faster.

Fight me IRL. I know a guy from the Denver Airport who is a triple degree pink belt.

[Political Hack]

Well done.

Mic definitely loves flotation devices. We'll have to wait until Tusk gets back from Wal-Mart to ask if he actually graduated from Bama.

[BeastMan]

100% I am 6'2", 230 pounds, can bench press 400 pound and I have two web toes on each foot and no it doesn't make me swim faster.

I've tangled with many webbed toes in my time but they were of the camel variety.

[Really Clark?]

Well done. Levity much needed.

[LC Dawg]

We'll have to wait until Tusk gets back from Wal-Mart to ask if he actually graduated from Bama.

He's putting a championship t-shirt on layaway.

[BeastMan]

100% chance you are waaaayyyy off on anything about me.

This board hasn't been fun lately and I'm just trying to have fun. As I told you in a thread a while back we argued in, unlike many posters on this board, I've actually met you in real life and think you're a nice guy. I was nice to you before and would be if we met again because nothing on the Internet is that serious. Although I haven't agreed with much you've posted in the last year (ish), I respect your right to have an opinion. I don't think anyone here questions if you're a passionate fan. I sure don't. I just think you should just mellow out a bit. This shit isn't that serious. Cheers.

[defiantdog]

So wait..... the other day wasn't one of the worst days in MSU football history?

[CadaverDawg]

Odds are greater than 50%
-Todd4State is going through a mid-life crisis
-IfYouOnlyKnew is sick of all yall's shit
-Bear trolls are at an all-time high and C34 + crew appreciate all ad revenue generated
-Thick can whip most the boards ass in a bare knuckle affair
-The woman who called in to the Mullen show about injuries was set up by her husband b/c he thought Mullen would be nice to a lady.
-You are all blue collar posters

Odds are 50/50
-Todd4State and StateMBA (from 247) are related no further removed than 2nd cousins
-The boards bans multiple douchebags this week
- Slickdawg ever posts again
- Mic ends up marrying a woman with implants for flotation purposes
- Neal McCready does not care
- Political Hack [unofficially] holds a ticket

Odds are less than 50%
- Todd4State and CadaverDawg co-host any BBQs in the upcoming future
- If LiverPool agrees with you that you're on the right side (happened to me yesterday dammit)
- Dak actually shit on himself although you can trust a fart more than he could his LT in the Egg Bowl
- Basketball and baseball will change the mood around here
- Tusk attended the University of Alabama
- PreacherMatt can absolve any of you fools message board sins
- Bulldogs and Dodge Vipers actually have a damn thing in common


Lately the board has been this
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x160/thebatusi/gifs/douchebag.gif

So yall to click this link RIGHT HERE. Seriously, click anywhere on this text and (http://www.elitedawgs.com/misc.php?do=donate)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/e2273c3cd68c74d0fcef7397d4756be3/tumblr_mta78lO06j1sf9q6bo1_500.gif

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My nomination for Post of the Year. Well done, BeastMan. This is why your name isn't just "Man". #Beast

[CadaverDawg]

100% chance you are waaaayyyy off on anything about me.


Odds are greater than 50% that every breathing human on this board knew you couldn't take this thread as a joke like it was intended.

Laugh, man...it ain't so serious.

[Todd4State]

This board hasn't been fun lately and I'm just trying to have fun. As I told you in a thread a while back we argued in, unlike many posters on this board, I've actually met you in real life and think you're a nice guy. I was nice to you before and would be if we met again because nothing on the Internet is that serious. Although I haven't agreed with much you've posted in the last year (ish), I respect your right to have an opinion. I don't think anyone here questions if you're a passionate fan. I sure don't. I just think you should just mellow out a bit. This shit isn't that serious. Cheers.

I'm not nearly as upset as the post(s) come out on the screen. I assure you of that.

[CadaverDawg]

We'll have to wait until Tusk gets back from Wal-Mart to ask if he actually graduated from Bama.

Not sure how I missed this the first time. Haha, awesome

[Coach34]

Great thread. Nice work Beast

[War Machine Dawg]

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[BulldogBear]

So wait..... the other day wasn't one of the worst days in MSU football history?
I would put it under Beatsman's "less than 50%" odds column

[CadaverDawg]

BeastMan, your invitation must have gotten lost in the mail, my bad.

https://i.imgflip.com/v60i8.jpg

[ScoobaDawg]

Well done.

Mic definitely loves flotation devices. We'll have to wait until Tusk gets back from Wal-Mart to ask if he actually graduated from Bama.

He didn't.... Don't remember where he posted it.. but I think he did at least attend Bama but partied it away.

[BeastMan]

BeastMan, your invitation must have gotten lost in the mail, my bad.

https://i.imgflip.com/v60i8.jpg

I would totally make that party with a 1.75 of Fireball.

[Interpolation_Dawg_EX]

HAHA Got damn, Beast!! You swept the leg on the 50/50's!
1614

[MSUDawg99]

He didn't.... Don't remember where he posted it.. but I think he did at least attend Bama but partied it away.

Thats correct, Scooba cause I asked him his affiliation one time. Was on scholly but he likey to party. So no mo scholly fo you, TUSK!

[gravedigger]

Odds are greater than 50%
-Todd4State is going through a mid-life crisis
-IfYouOnlyKnew is sick of all yall's shit
-Bear trolls are at an all-time high and C34 + crew appreciate all ad revenue generated
-Thick can whip most the boards ass in a bare knuckle affair
-The woman who called in to the Mullen show about injuries was set up by her husband b/c he thought Mullen would be nice to a lady.
-You are all blue collar posters

Odds are 50/50
-Todd4State and StateMBA (from 247) are related no further removed than 2nd cousins
-The boards bans multiple douchebags this week
- Slickdawg ever posts again
- Mic ends up marrying a woman with implants for flotation purposes
- Neal McCready does not care
- Political Hack [unofficially] holds a ticket

Odds are less than 50%
- Todd4State and CadaverDawg co-host any BBQs in the upcoming future
- If LiverPool agrees with you that you're on the right side (happened to me yesterday dammit)
- Dak actually shit on himself although you can trust a fart more than he could his LT in the Egg Bowl
- Basketball and baseball will change the mood around here
- Tusk attended the University of Alabama
- PreacherMatt can absolve any of you fools message board sins
- Bulldogs and Dodge Vipers actually have a damn thing in common


Lately the board has been this
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x160/thebatusi/gifs/douchebag.gif

So yall to click this link RIGHT HERE. Seriously, click anywhere on this text and (http://www.elitedawgs.com/misc.php?do=donate)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/e2273c3cd68c74d0fcef7397d4756be3/tumblr_mta78lO06j1sf9q6bo1_500.gif

>50% that we'll all be over this by the spring game.....ok, minus goat

50/50 we win the coin toss in our first game next year

< 50% chance keenum, stricklin, brackey, or mullen give a tinkers damn what the vocal minority of the fanbase thinks.