Coach34
11-26-2015, 09:24 PM
According to "they", message boards, and twitter:
1. Freezus owns Mullen. He is a fumble away from being 3-0 vs Mullen. (Nevermind that had Bo Dirt scored- the XP would have only tied the game)
2. Machine Gun > Dakota Prescott. He has more yards and TD's- of course he is better.
3. Ole Missus WR's > our WR's- It doesnt matter that Wilson and Fred make up 2 of the top 5 WR's in the SEC. Ole Missus has Treadwell and the rest of their guys are so good they just spread the wealth.
4. Their OL > than our OL. They have Big Softie- enough said
5. Their DL > than our DL- they have Kimchee and his 25 tackles this year. Even though he isnt in the top 50 in the SEC in sacks or TFL's (Chris Jones is)- he is a one man wrecking crew that has to be blocked by 3 people. Thats why Haynes is so good.
6. All their 1st round draft picks. Stars matter and are > Diamonds. It's Joe's not X's and O's
7. Even though State has finished ahead of Ole Missus 5 straight years- Ole Missus has been the better team. Just ask them. Should Mullen slip by them Saturday night to finish ahead of them for a 6th straight year- Fredo will still claim superiority. Because they can handle things, they're smart. Not like everybody says- like dumb. They're smart. And they want respect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Weaop_aiTg
It's hard to see how we are not a 10 point dog at home- and even though the Egg Bowl game is the biggest home field advantage in college football currently- with the Home Team winning 14 of last 16- it wont matter.
1. Freezus owns Mullen. He is a fumble away from being 3-0 vs Mullen. (Nevermind that had Bo Dirt scored- the XP would have only tied the game)
2. Machine Gun > Dakota Prescott. He has more yards and TD's- of course he is better.
3. Ole Missus WR's > our WR's- It doesnt matter that Wilson and Fred make up 2 of the top 5 WR's in the SEC. Ole Missus has Treadwell and the rest of their guys are so good they just spread the wealth.
4. Their OL > than our OL. They have Big Softie- enough said
5. Their DL > than our DL- they have Kimchee and his 25 tackles this year. Even though he isnt in the top 50 in the SEC in sacks or TFL's (Chris Jones is)- he is a one man wrecking crew that has to be blocked by 3 people. Thats why Haynes is so good.
6. All their 1st round draft picks. Stars matter and are > Diamonds. It's Joe's not X's and O's
7. Even though State has finished ahead of Ole Missus 5 straight years- Ole Missus has been the better team. Just ask them. Should Mullen slip by them Saturday night to finish ahead of them for a 6th straight year- Fredo will still claim superiority. Because they can handle things, they're smart. Not like everybody says- like dumb. They're smart. And they want respect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Weaop_aiTg
It's hard to see how we are not a 10 point dog at home- and even though the Egg Bowl game is the biggest home field advantage in college football currently- with the Home Team winning 14 of last 16- it wont matter.