Finish: Ole Miss is better than Mississippi State...

[Political Hack]

Winner gets a Hugh Freeze signed Bible package accompanied with alcohol, spice, and hookers.

[Jack Lambert]

Discovering a cure for HIV and it turning out to be shit.

[Thompson92]

Pretending to read Faulkner

Saying that someone is beneath you and then creating parody accounts that mock them twice a day

[chef dixon]

Discovering a cure for HIV and it turning out to be shit.

LOL

[Bucky Dog]

In overdosing!!!

[PassInterference]

Forgiving the use is deadly drugs amongst players.

[Bubb Rubb]

....at being obsessed with their rival.

....at being douchebags.

....at wearing bow ties and skinny pants

and the obligatory:

....at beating Alabama

[Rick Danko]

At sippin on some sizzurp-Triple 6 Mafia style

[RougeDawg]

Ripping highly touted recruits lanyards off, while still getting them to sign....

Swallowing white girls...

Yancy reach arounds at the Library....

Fearing for top recruits' souls....

Late night, all night pre signing day phone conversations...

[PassInterference]

At controlling the message.

For crying out loud, another school canceled a yoga class due to imagined offenses that may be taken by Asian students. So why isn't there a mob of folks at the Lyceum screaming about how the school's nicknames ("Ole Miss" and "Rebels") are an offensive endearment to people who fought to keep slavery?

[rolodawg]

At giving second chances to someone multiple times....

[TrapGame]

squandering the talent of a top 5 recruiting class.

[Dawgbite]

At adding a little SPICE to life!

[SheltonChoked]

Bubb. The last one is not true. MSU has 2x the wins vs Alabama than ole miss does. This is despite the fact that all of Ole Miss's best teams didn't play Alabama. Matter of fact from 1945 until 1965 they did not play Alabama once. Not a single time.

So here is where they are better than us. They are better at getting Memphis and Texas tech to count as a SEC game while avoiding playing Bear Bryant and then claiming an SEC title and " National" titles.

We beat Bama for ours.

[spiral]

At wanting and preferring a Dick Cross.

[SheltonChoked]

I left one out. OleMiss is better at avoiding playing Auburn and Alabama than State is. Despite being in the same conference since 1894 they have only played Alabama 63 times. 40 less than State.

Only played Auburn 39 times. 23 of those have been since 1992 when Roy Kramer forced them to.

Puts more light on the fact that they have not beaten them 2 times in a year. They never played all 3 in a year.

[QuadrupleOption]

at pre-season hype. Every damn year it's the same thing.

[RealHastings]

...at claiming National Championships that they did not actually win.

[mstatefan91]

at stealing tip jars, beating the shit out of frat bros, cursing at rival fans on a beach, hitting the bong, taking a bad trip, and still having a chance to play on Saturday.

(Kimchee bros give zero f*cks)

[Statecoachingblows**]

At absolutely f*****g nothing. Those dumbasses can't even figure out how to do drugs

#puffpuffPASSyougreedybastard

[Tbonewannabe]

At stealing clock radios and butt chugging.

[AlmostPositive]

Self-delusion and marijuana cultivation... (possible correlation there.)

[CJDAWG85]

At executing The Playbook

[BulldogBear]

...at everything under the sun and anything else you can think of. Just ask 'em****

[War Machine Dawg]

...at racism.

...at Klan meetings.

...at hanging nooses from statues.

...at getting people to swallow what a great Christian their coach is in spite of all the dirty crootin' and scandal cover-ups.

...at effective NCAA compliance.

[mstatefan91]

at tradition. In just the past few years they have come up with sharks that walk the land, bears that are suspiciously absent from merchandise, locking arms and swaying side to side to show just how drunk they are before the game (feel like I've seen that somewhere before...a different SEC West team maybe?)...

[Bubb Rubb]

Bubb. The last one is not true. MSU has 2x the wins vs Alabama than ole miss does. This is despite the fact that all of Ole Miss's best teams didn't play Alabama. Matter of fact from 1945 until 1965 they did not play Alabama once. Not a single time.

So here is where they are better than us. They are better at getting Memphis and Texas tech to count as a SEC game while avoiding playing Bear Bryant and then claiming an SEC title and " National" titles.
We beat Bama for ours.

My bad. I left off "in the last two years."

[ILOATHEBears]

"networking"

[BulldogDX55]

...at distorting reality because they created a journalism school that seemingly has the express purpose of putting people out into the world who will tell everyone they reach with their writings that Ole Miss and Oxford are the greatest thing in the world, therefore actually changing opinions on the matter because people who have never been there assume it is both beautiful and prestigious because they heard a dozen different talking heads on the radio and in print tell them so, when in reality Oxford is smaller than Starkville and their school hasn't won anything of note since integration. It is a lie built on top of a lie, and when you lie for long enough, you convince yourself that what you and those around you say is, in fact, reality.

[JoseBrown]

at being pricks

[Dawg Corps]

It is a lie built on top of a lie, and when you lie for long enough, you convince yourself that what you and those around you say is, in fact, reality.

It's like "a taco inside a taco within a Taco bell that's inside a KFC that's within a mall that's inside a dream."

[mstatefan91]

It's like "a taco inside a taco within a Taco bell that's inside a KFC that's within a mall that's inside a dream."

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liwkcyCXPP1qb955zo1_500.jpg

[Dawg Corps]

Southpark is all too applicable all too often.

[PSYCHO(thesis)DEFENSE]

making $tepdads disappear

[SDDawg]

At absolutely f*****g nothing. Those dumbasses can't even figure out how to do drugs

#puffpuffPASSyougreedybastard

Post of the week!!!