Mutt the Hoople
11-24-2015, 07:17 AM
Why we're superior in every way to Ole Miss- Morally, spiritually, ethically, and genetically:
It all starts with the Civil War. Ole Miss' entire student body enlisted en masse....and they got slaughtered. Out of the students who left Oxford at the start of the War to Bitchslap Slaveowners, only ONE came back to classes in 1866. What was left of the Ole Miss student base consisted of cowards and cripples. This, coupled with entire families hanging out together for generations of in-breeding in the Grove, at Loyalty Club functions, and Klan cross-burnings, produced an incredible straightening of the Genetic tree.
Many Vichy Bulldogs (Bulldogs who openly sympathize with Ole Miss and hate for them to be criticized) say, "But we's from the same folks." No, we aren't. While Ole Miss students arrogantly left their State to fight for all the cool Generals in the East (and get annihilated in the process), ancestors of the future The Mississippi State University stayed behind to defend their homes and their families. Of course, the Confederate Generals in the West (with the exception of Nathan Bedford Forrest) were bumbling nincompoops. However, because they were consistently outmaneuvered by the likes of Grant, Sherman, George Thomas, and Phil Sheridan, these troops surrendered and then left to go home to rebuild their lives. Also, there was strong Unionist sentiment in NW Alabama/NE Mississippi...many of these brave Americans had descendants who became students of The Mississippi State University...so, not only are our students have strong genetics. This, along with our strong African-American contingent at the school, shows that we're also descended from Winners.
The Mississippi State University graduates farmers and Engineers- two groups of people who help the world. Ole Miss graduates lawyers, and trial lawyers at that- people who destroy big business, and destroy any chances for the State of Mississippi to economically raise itself above 50th.
So, how did Ole Miss get an edge in the overall football series record (we've dominated them in all other major sports)? Two things- the Vaught Aberration, and the Larry Gillard Eligibility Lynching. Until Johnny Vaught came to Ole Miss, the Rebels were happy to be an early 20th Century version of Vanderbilt. However, Vaught wanted to win and was willing to do whatever it took, and he knew he couldn't win with the normal Ole Miss Fauntleroy Prissypants-types. So who did he recruit? Strong, tough, country boys not afraid to work and with a will to win...in other words, Mississippi State Men. For years, there was an uneasy truce on campus between the two groups. As long as these guys brought OM SEC championships, everything was hunky-dory. However, as we saw when the Ole Miss fan base turned on Archie Manning after Peyton went to Tennessee, Ole Miss fans can be treacherous.
As for the Gillard Eligibility Lynching, Ole Miss managed to convince the NCAA that Gillard buying a jacket at at student discount (like all other students got) cost him his eligibility.
Vaught went 18-1-4 against tMSU, while Ole Miss' lawyers stole 2 more wins from us in the courtroom. You take away these so-called "victories", The Mississippi State University leads the all-time series 44-42-2, and dominates ever since we returned the game to Campus 14-10.
It all starts with the Civil War. Ole Miss' entire student body enlisted en masse....and they got slaughtered. Out of the students who left Oxford at the start of the War to Bitchslap Slaveowners, only ONE came back to classes in 1866. What was left of the Ole Miss student base consisted of cowards and cripples. This, coupled with entire families hanging out together for generations of in-breeding in the Grove, at Loyalty Club functions, and Klan cross-burnings, produced an incredible straightening of the Genetic tree.
Many Vichy Bulldogs (Bulldogs who openly sympathize with Ole Miss and hate for them to be criticized) say, "But we's from the same folks." No, we aren't. While Ole Miss students arrogantly left their State to fight for all the cool Generals in the East (and get annihilated in the process), ancestors of the future The Mississippi State University stayed behind to defend their homes and their families. Of course, the Confederate Generals in the West (with the exception of Nathan Bedford Forrest) were bumbling nincompoops. However, because they were consistently outmaneuvered by the likes of Grant, Sherman, George Thomas, and Phil Sheridan, these troops surrendered and then left to go home to rebuild their lives. Also, there was strong Unionist sentiment in NW Alabama/NE Mississippi...many of these brave Americans had descendants who became students of The Mississippi State University...so, not only are our students have strong genetics. This, along with our strong African-American contingent at the school, shows that we're also descended from Winners.
The Mississippi State University graduates farmers and Engineers- two groups of people who help the world. Ole Miss graduates lawyers, and trial lawyers at that- people who destroy big business, and destroy any chances for the State of Mississippi to economically raise itself above 50th.
So, how did Ole Miss get an edge in the overall football series record (we've dominated them in all other major sports)? Two things- the Vaught Aberration, and the Larry Gillard Eligibility Lynching. Until Johnny Vaught came to Ole Miss, the Rebels were happy to be an early 20th Century version of Vanderbilt. However, Vaught wanted to win and was willing to do whatever it took, and he knew he couldn't win with the normal Ole Miss Fauntleroy Prissypants-types. So who did he recruit? Strong, tough, country boys not afraid to work and with a will to win...in other words, Mississippi State Men. For years, there was an uneasy truce on campus between the two groups. As long as these guys brought OM SEC championships, everything was hunky-dory. However, as we saw when the Ole Miss fan base turned on Archie Manning after Peyton went to Tennessee, Ole Miss fans can be treacherous.
As for the Gillard Eligibility Lynching, Ole Miss managed to convince the NCAA that Gillard buying a jacket at at student discount (like all other students got) cost him his eligibility.
Vaught went 18-1-4 against tMSU, while Ole Miss' lawyers stole 2 more wins from us in the courtroom. You take away these so-called "victories", The Mississippi State University leads the all-time series 44-42-2, and dominates ever since we returned the game to Campus 14-10.