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Coach 57
11-20-2015, 11:45 AM
I'm really surprised and ashamed of the negativity going on in this board. Coach 34, I'm calling you out.

You posted that we'll lay a turd and lose by 10: I expected more out of you dude.

Bama was a good football team and I'd say the best team in the nation. They've proven that 2 times this year Vs us & LSU and this Arky team.

Guys I've got a saying as I minister to men in my congregation: "GIRDEMUP"! What does it mean? I'm glad you asked. In biblical OT days men had to LITERALLY tie up their man parts to their body to get out in the field to bust their hump! They used their robes to do so. Or if it was time to take a message to a far place that involved expediency, they had to GIRD up their loins. You guys need to GIRD up your man parts and chill with the flatulence! We will BUST these guys up tomorrow night! Will it be easy? No! They've played 2 grueling games back to back (yes the LSU game was taxing!). Will we start off hot? Probably not, but we will show resolve in this game. Rant over!

Dawgbite
11-20-2015, 11:48 AM
Amen and pass the collection plate!

BeardoMSU
11-20-2015, 11:51 AM
There does seem to be a serious case of limp dick going around. Stiffen up, boys.

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11-20-2015, 11:58 AM
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blacklistedbully
11-20-2015, 11:58 AM
Not me, man. I posted the same view earlier. We got our butts kicked by a better team, perhaps the best in the country with quite possibly one of the best D-lines in memory.

Because their D-line was able to consistently bring heat on Dak with 4 or even fewer men, they were able to drop more into coverage, effectively taking Dak's strength this year, his ability to go through his progressions and find the open receiver, away.

Yes, our O-line is not especially good, and got exposed versus a dominant Bama line, but they are good enough in pass pro versus average-to-good teams to make us competitive or more vs the rest of our schedule. I just don't see UPig's line giving us anywhere near the kind of pressure Bama's did. Without that pressure, Dak is gonna Dak!

Our defense played pretty damned well 90+% of the time versus Bama. Couple of screw-ups and a missed assignment or two hurt us with big plays, but most of the time our D stuffed Bama. Eliminate mistakes and our D looks damn good.

We are going to beat UPig.

tcdog70
11-20-2015, 11:59 AM
Nice Coach--I think we win 3 in a row

basedog
11-20-2015, 12:05 PM
I'm really surprised and ashamed of the negativity going on in this board. Coach 34, I'm calling you out.

You posted that we'll lay a turd and lose by 10: I expected more out of you dude.

Bama was a good football team and I'd say the best team in the nation. They've proven that 2 times this year Vs us & LSU and this Arky team.

Guys I've got a saying as I minister to men in my congregation: "GIRDEMUP"! What does it mean? I'm glad you asked. In biblical OT days men had to LITERALLY tie up their man parts to their body to get out in the field to bust their hump! They used their robes to do so. Or if it was time to take a message to a far place that involved expediency, they had to GIRD up their loins. You guys need to GIRD up your man parts and chill with the flatulence! We will BUST these guys up tomorrow night! Will it be easy? No! They've played 2 grueling games back to back (yes the LSU game was taxing!). Will we start off hot? Probably not, but we will show resolve in this game. Rant over!

Spoken like a real Coach. I said IF Bama had a good QB this would be one of their best or at least one of their top teams ever. Best front 4 I've seen in many many years.

BrunswickDawg
11-20-2015, 12:09 PM
Spoken like a real Coach. I said IF Bama had a good QB this would be one of their best or at least one of their top teams ever. Best front 4 I've seen in many many years.

I never thought I would see a Bama D as good as their 1992 team. This year may be better.

Dental Dawg33
11-20-2015, 12:31 PM
Bravo, sir

msstate7
11-20-2015, 12:33 PM
I never thought I would see a Bama D as good as their 1992 team. This year may be better.

I thought '11 was as good as '92

RougeDawg
11-20-2015, 12:39 PM
The reason people have been down is our players being put in positions "not to lose" by a scared coaching staff. Mainly offense. You have to call plays that put your players in the best position to win. Even Hellen Keller knew we should have been rolling Dak out and moving the pocket last week. We kept the "square peg in round hole" approach that we have done more games than not the last season in a half. Most of us here see and very clear and consistent pattern and it is highly disturbing. We have our best QB and WR group ever, a suspect OL, yet we have a staff that insists on slow developing, 18 read, pocket passing plays. That is not setting your players up to be successful.

If Dan had taken the Mini Lee/Ralph years play calling with this bunch(of much higher talent) we would have 1 loss at most right now. Instead we are trying to make a John Elway out of a Cam Newton and driving our team into the turf. So everyone take your blinders off and see what we have for what it is. Stubbornness at the top getting less out of more.

Irondawg
11-20-2015, 12:42 PM
I had to listen to the entire 1st half on radio and finally got around to watching it yesterday. Our oline did not play especially well. Getting beat multiple ways and multiple people getting abused. Neither Malone or Senior who are supposed to be our two veterans played very well. However, in everything else we played pretty darn well in the 1st half. We play defensively like that minus the one screwup between Jackson and McLaurin and we'll be more than fine. Then just need to clean up some blocking stuff.

Twice they ran a stunt with their 4 man front and we got lost somehow. A couple of times they were just better man to man. On the 4th and goal we actually got a good push out of the line but Walley, who was in the backfield completely whiffed his blocka nd that was the first guy to slow Dak up. The 2nd LB came in and I'm not sure who was supposed to account for him or maybe that was Dak's guy to run over.

I actually came away encouraged. We moved the ball on the best defense we'll see all year and played our tails off on defense. ARK is super hot right and and playing incredible well but if we play a fairly clean game I can see us winning by 10+ just as easy as I could see us losing.

Political Hack
11-20-2015, 01:02 PM
Arkansas 31 - State 13, or something like that.

We can't stop their play action. Brandon Allen has quickly become one of the best QBs in the SEC and he's about to chew our asses up. I hate to say it, but it's coming. The only thing we can hope for is stopping the run with 6 in the box against a banged up Alex Collins. If we can do that, Dak may be able to keep pace with them.

HoopsDawg
11-20-2015, 01:32 PM
We don't play so we don't have to Girdemup.

It's not that we just lost to Bama, we got destroyed. It's a tough realization to see how far we have to go to be able to compete in our own division. And the biggest deficiency is our O-line. That's why Hevesey gets the abuse he does.

FISHDAWG
11-20-2015, 01:33 PM
Arkansas 31 - State 13, or something like that.

We can't stop their play action. Brandon Allen has quickly become one of the best QBs in the SEC and he's about to chew our asses up. I hate to say it, but it's coming. The only thing we can hope for is stopping the run with 6 in the box against a banged up Alex Collins. If we can do that, Dak may be able to keep pace with them.

I'm curious if you will back that up in V-cash

Political Hack
11-20-2015, 01:45 PM
I'm curious if you will back that up in V-cash

I've never bet real money for or against State.

Vcash is way too valuable to be throwing around loosely on this game. Seriously though, I wouldn't take Arkansas -18 if that's what your asking, but I wouldn't be surprised if that's what happens. I see one of two things occurring, Arakansas scores a lot and it's a shoot out or Arkansas scores a lot and it's a blow out. I just can't see us stopping their run consistently and their play action is really damn good right now.

TrapGame
11-20-2015, 01:47 PM
Arkansas 31 - State 13, or something like that.

We can't stop their play action. Brandon Allen has quickly become one of the best QBs in the SEC and he's about to chew our asses up. I hate to say it, but it's coming. The only thing we can hope for is stopping the run with 6 in the box against a banged up Alex Collins. If we can do that, Dak may be able to keep pace with them.

31 - 13?!

Jesus, if that defense holds us to just 13 points then I'll jump on the can Dan wagon.

Political Hack
11-20-2015, 01:52 PM
31 - 13?!

Jesus, if that defense holds us to just 13 points then I'll jump on the can Dan wagon.

It's a TRAPGAME!!!!


Our OL painted a road map for how to neutralize our defense. Just like Vandy did to Ole Miss. We're vulnerable right now, banged up, and coming off a majorly deflating beat down that crushes players' mental strength by pointing out that we weren't anywhere as good as we thought we were. They're going to have to dig deep for this one.

Also, if Dan does win this week I think everyone needs to recognize the job he's done to get them back and focused against a hot team on the road right now. That's a tough, tough task.

Sacrifice
11-20-2015, 01:54 PM
Man there was some strange SOBs back in the day. I don't know how productive I'd be with a rope choking my boys off. As a matter of fact, I'd probably be laying on the ground in the fetal position crying like a baby.

mparkerfd20
11-20-2015, 01:57 PM
Arkansas 31 - State 13, or something like that.

We can't stop their play action. Brandon Allen has quickly become one of the best QBs in the SEC and he's about to chew our asses up. I hate to say it, but it's coming. The only thing we can hope for is stopping the run with 6 in the box against a banged up Alex Collins. If we can do that, Dak may be able to keep pace with them.

You're too generous. 31-10 Arkansas

sleepy dawg
11-20-2015, 02:01 PM
I'm really surprised and ashamed of the negativity going on in this board. Coach 34, I'm calling you out.

You posted that we'll lay a turd and lose by 10: I expected more out of you dude.

Bama was a good football team and I'd say the best team in the nation. They've proven that 2 times this year Vs us & LSU and this Arky team.

Guys I've got a saying as I minister to men in my congregation: "GIRDEMUP"! What does it mean? I'm glad you asked. In biblical OT days men had to LITERALLY tie up their man parts to their body to get out in the field to bust their hump! They used their robes to do so. Or if it was time to take a message to a far place that involved expediency, they had to GIRD up their loins. You guys need to GIRD up your man parts and chill with the flatulence! We will BUST these guys up tomorrow night! Will it be easy? No! They've played 2 grueling games back to back (yes the LSU game was taxing!). Will we start off hot? Probably not, but we will show resolve in this game. Rant over!

You know how C34 is... Once he goes full out asshole on a coach/player/team, he stays there. C34 will remain negative about our football team until we have a new coach. At which point if that coach wins, he will take credit. If they don't win, then he'll wait for the next coach before he takes credit. However, C34 is not an emotional roller-coaster like many on here are. Once he feels a certain way about something, he pretty much stays that way. C34 is more like being diagnosed with something. For example, Doctor:"Sorry sir, but you have C34 disease." Patient:"Oh shit, that means I'm going to be an illogical, irate asshole for the next 2 years about 1 specific area and pound it into the ground non-stop?" Doctor: "Yes, but don't worry, it will pass and you'll have no recollection of your assholeness, only pure bliss about you somehow saved things."

Sacrifice
11-20-2015, 02:01 PM
We win 34-24. I don't see anyway that soft ass Arkansas defense stops our offense.

Jarius
11-20-2015, 02:11 PM
I can't believe that some of You actually believe that we are going to lose to Arkansas by 18-20 points. It's almost as though you haven't looked at the matchups at all.

msudawg1200
11-20-2015, 02:26 PM
I'm really surprised and ashamed of the negativity going on in this board. Coach 34, I'm calling you out.

You posted that we'll lay a turd and lose by 10: I expected more out of you dude.

Bama was a good football team and I'd say the best team in the nation. They've proven that 2 times this year Vs us & LSU and this Arky team.

Guys I've got a saying as I minister to men in my congregation: "GIRDEMUP"! What does it mean? I'm glad you asked. In biblical OT days men had to LITERALLY tie up their man parts to their body to get out in the field to bust their hump! They used their robes to do so. Or if it was time to take a message to a far place that involved expediency, they had to GIRD up their loins. You guys need to GIRD up your man parts and chill with the flatulence! We will BUST these guys up tomorrow night! Will it be easy? No! They've played 2 grueling games back to back (yes the LSU game was taxing!). Will we start off hot? Probably not, but we will show resolve in this game. Rant over!

I'm with you. I think we take the Hogs down.

AlmostPositive
11-20-2015, 02:33 PM
No one on this board knows what will happen. To pretend you do, or to make emphatic statements about the future, especially sky-is-falling scenarios, is really silly.

I sympathize with "We're gonna BEAT THE HELL outta ARK" in the rah rah sense, but where the hell is the fun in predicting certain doom?

We are not professional sports analysts... we're fans, and the idea is to maximize the pleasure in being a fan. Wading through a bunch of bedwetters belittling our own guys maximizes nothing.

defiantdog
11-20-2015, 02:39 PM
Yes, we're pathetic. But I also think the team has lost their mojo. They lost the pep in their step. And that's on the coaches. Dan and co. need to get these guys going again. They need to smack them around and get them excited. I don't think we get blown out, but I think we lose because we lost that anger to win. If our guys come out blowing up heads and Calhoun slamming folks, then I'll eat crow.

Bothrops
11-20-2015, 02:40 PM
We match up better against the Arkansas defense than Bama. This game will come down to our play on defense in the second half.

FISHDAWG
11-20-2015, 02:46 PM
will some admin type please pull that horrible banner from last week ... sorry, just didn't want to start a thread for that

DanDority
11-20-2015, 02:48 PM
No one on this board knows what will happen. To pretend you do, or to make emphatic statements about the future, especially sky-is-falling scenarios, is really silly.

I sympathize with "We're gonna BEAT THE HELL outta ARK" in the rah rah sense, but where the hell is the fun in predicting certain doom?

We are not professional sports analysts... we're fans, and the idea is to maximize the pleasure in being a fan. Wading through a bunch of bedwetters belittling our own guys maximizes nothing.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to AlmostPositive again.

MSUDawg99
11-20-2015, 03:02 PM
will some admin type please pull that horrible banner from last week ... sorry, just didn't want to start a thread for that

Funny you should say that cause I did start a thread on it...no response & no change...obvs.

WILL SOMEONE WAKE THE HELL UP & CHANGE THE DAMN "It's Time. BEAT BAMA" Banner PLEASE! Somebody has fallen down on the job.

CadaverDawg
11-20-2015, 03:12 PM
will some admin type please pull that horrible banner from last week ... sorry, just didn't want to start a thread for that

I would, but it's not part of my mod privileges. Maybe Hack or Coach34 can take it down.

Coach 57
11-20-2015, 03:13 PM
@ Sacrifice, they were MEN! They didn't have "fruit of a looms" or whatever brand of tighty whiteys there are today. And judging by some of the comments "we don't play so we don't have to GIRDEMUP" we lack some sack!

I could turn this into a political rant if I wanted to, or a cultural rant as well but I'm going to say this as a BROAD BRUSH STROKE:

Where are you men? Where?! Being a man doesn't mean plumbing! I know we are talking about football but good gracious (with hands clasped around my mouth as I shout) "STEP AWAY FROM THE LEDGE! IT's GOING TO BE OKAY!"

Why or how can we beat Arky? Assurance stuff:

Anybody see Texas Tech Vs Arky? I did it was a great contrast of styles of offense. But Tech could stretch the field Vs the hogs ALL DAY LONG! They had a dual threat QB that made the safety play honest football all the while extending the field VERTICALLY in the passing game! Their DBs are suspect (even Auburn exposed them)! We will do the same! I know Manny will have to revert to a base 4-3 in this game (which does make me nervous) because Jackson just isn't good in coverage and when he is in coverage he misses too many tackles. This WILL be a big 12 type of game up and down the field but our DL are getting better each week and I don't think they've faced a DL unit like ours since Bama.

We MUST be smart with the football (no T.Os!) and Dak has got to work the check downs. They are going to drop in a zone coverage because they won't match up 1on1 with our WRs. Donald Gray & Ross will be KEY in this game offensively working the middle of the field.

We WILL be having little dooeys style pig once the clock hits zero! Put some BBQ sauce on that pig!

Political Hack
11-20-2015, 04:03 PM
I would, but it's not part of my mod privileges. Maybe Hack or Coach34 can take it down.

I would if I could. Ben bugging me too.

Taog Redloh
11-20-2015, 04:11 PM
Hey bro, we are fans. We don't have to gird up our loins, we ain't on the field. Plus it's an away game so 99% of us ain't going to even be there, rather we'll be in front of our TVs. It doesn't hurt to talk logically about this game, rather than emotionally. All logic says we are about to get embarrassed.

If we were tailgating in the Junction right now, sure I'd be fired up with you and ready to yell and support the guys and whatever. But that ain't what's going down.

BrunswickDawg
11-20-2015, 04:12 PM
@ Sacrifice, they were MEN! They didn't have "fruit of a looms" or whatever brand of tighty whiteys there are today. And judging by some of the comments "we don't play so we don't have to GIRDEMUP" we lack some sack!

I could turn this into a political rant if I wanted to, or a cultural rant as well but I'm going to say this as a BROAD BRUSH STROKE:

Where are you men? Where?! Being a man doesn't mean plumbing! I know we are talking about football but good gracious (with hands clasped around my mouth as I shout) "STEP AWAY FROM THE LEDGE! IT's GOING TO BE OKAY!"

Why or how can we beat Arky? Assurance stuff:

Anybody see Texas Tech Vs Arky? I did it was a great contrast of styles of offense. But Tech could stretch the field Vs the hogs ALL DAY LONG! They had a dual threat QB that made the safety play honest football all the while extending the field VERTICALLY in the passing game! Their DBs are suspect (even Auburn exposed them)! We will do the same! I know Manny will have to revert to a base 4-3 in this game (which does make me nervous) because Jackson just isn't good in coverage and when he is in coverage he misses too many tackles. This WILL be a big 12 type of game up and down the field but our DL are getting better each week and I don't think they've faced a DL unit like ours since Bama.

We MUST be smart with the football (no T.Os!) and Dak has got to work the check downs. They are going to drop in a zone coverage because they won't match up 1on1 with our WRs. Donald Gray & Ross will be KEY in this game offensively working the middle of the field.

We WILL be having little dooeys style pig once the clock hits zero! Put some BBQ sauce on that pig!

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Coach 57 again.

HancockCountyDog
11-20-2015, 04:14 PM
I'm really surprised and ashamed of the negativity going on in this board. Coach 34, I'm calling you out.

You posted that we'll lay a turd and lose by 10: I expected more out of you dude.

Bama was a good football team and I'd say the best team in the nation. They've proven that 2 times this year Vs us & LSU and this Arky team.

Guys I've got a saying as I minister to men in my congregation: "GIRDEMUP"! What does it mean? I'm glad you asked. In biblical OT days men had to LITERALLY tie up their man parts to their body to get out in the field to bust their hump! They used their robes to do so. Or if it was time to take a message to a far place that involved expediency, they had to GIRD up their loins. You guys need to GIRD up your man parts and chill with the flatulence! We will BUST these guys up tomorrow night! Will it be easy? No! They've played 2 grueling games back to back (yes the LSU game was taxing!). Will we start off hot? Probably not, but we will show resolve in this game. Rant over!

I think we win with a late TD by our senior QB.

FISHDAWG
11-20-2015, 04:18 PM
Hey bro, we are fans. We don't have to gird up our loins, we ain't on the field. Plus it's an away game so 99% of us ain't going to even be there, rather we'll be in front of our TVs. It doesn't hurt to talk logically about this game, rather than emotionally. All logic says we are about to get embarrassed.

If we were tailgating in the Junction right now, sure I'd be fired up with you and ready to yell and support the guys and whatever. But that ain't what's going down.

lighten up Francis ... it's a metaphor

MSUDawg99
11-20-2015, 04:20 PM
I would, but it's not part of my mod privileges. Maybe Hack or Coach34 can take it down.

I text C34 bout it. But the response I got was funny. I'll let him chime in if he wants.

sleepy dawg
11-20-2015, 04:22 PM
Yes, we're pathetic. But I also think the team has lost their mojo. They lost the pep in their step. And that's on the coaches. Dan and co. need to get these guys going again. They need to smack them around and get them excited. I don't think we get blown out, but I think we lose because we lost that anger to win. If our guys come out blowing up heads and Calhoun slamming folks, then I'll eat crow.

Yes, our losing streak of 1 has really shown our loss of mojo.

sleepy dawg
11-20-2015, 04:31 PM
Hey bro, we are fans. We don't have to gird up our loins, we ain't on the field. Plus it's an away game so 99% of us ain't going to even be there, rather we'll be in front of our TVs. It doesn't hurt to talk logically about this game, rather than emotionally. All logic says we are about to get embarrassed.

If we were tailgating in the Junction right now, sure I'd be fired up with you and ready to yell and support the guys and whatever. But that ain't what's going down.

"All logic says we are about to get embarrassed."..... riiiiighht. All logic... Every logic that has ever existed... I heard all the top scientists from around the galaxy have pooled all their logic together to form the largest gathering of logic ever assembled. All other thoughts have zero logic and therefore are infinitely wrong. Please do not try to debate that MSU could possibly beat Arkansas, or even keep it close. This will be an embarrassment game for MSU, and any other thoughts or statements contradicting said logic are completely illogical, unreasonable, irrational, foolish, improbable, unrealistic, and unwise. From now on, please only make statements that follow the 1 true logic.

Political Hack
11-20-2015, 04:33 PM
I text C34 bout it. But the response I got was funny. I'll let him chime in if he wants.

It's not staying up there until we beat Bama.

Dawgface
11-20-2015, 04:46 PM
You're too generous. 31-10 Arkansas

Not sure they will hold us to 10 points, but I can see Arky winning by 17-21 points.

TUSK
11-20-2015, 05:14 PM
I thought '11 was as good as '92

2011 was the best "total" D I've seen...

This front 7, however, is the best "unit" I've seen...

TUSK
11-20-2015, 05:16 PM
Funny you should say that cause I did start a thread on it...no response & no change...obvs.

WILL SOMEONE WAKE THE HELL UP & CHANGE THE DAMN "It's Time. BEAT BAMA" Banner PLEASE! Somebody has fallen down on the job.

Leave my banner alone, 99...

:p

grinnindawg
11-20-2015, 05:53 PM
amen. Look at our losses this year.

LSU: awful read by Dak on next to last play. Many opportunities wasted.

A&M: If Dan looks nervous before a game forget it. I think Dak and Dan feed off each other's nerves.
one awful throw, two awful reads on passes, and a fumble in the red zone.

Bama: If Dan looks nervous before a game forget it part 2.
If D&D both don't pull a brain fart on the 4th and goal at the 2, who knows how the game goes.
Dak's a senior: look at Bama with an extra D-lineman, ball on left hash and realize 7 of their defenders
aren't in the play if you roll right. Audible.


As much as I like Dak, he gets tight in big games. Dan does too.
He needs a QB with a little John Bond in him.
That or he needs a beer fridge in the locker room.
Fitz and Staley look pretty loose on the sidelines.


So this year to me is between 3-6 plays from 1 loss, a hand full more from undefeated.
At this time last year, I had an order in for championship tickets.

Now we should look for a new coach? Idiots!

MSUDawg99
11-20-2015, 06:20 PM
It's not staying up there until we beat Bama.

GOOD! Ha. I just figured somebody was being stubborn about it cause they dropped the ball & realized it was still up there & now they're trying to be a hard ass & stick it to us. Ha!

MSUDawg99
11-20-2015, 06:20 PM
Leave my banner alone, 99...

:p

You shut your mouth when you're talking to me! ;-)

Barking 13
11-20-2015, 06:30 PM
amen. Look at our losses this year.

LSU: awful read by Dak on next to last play. Many opportunities wasted.

A&M: If Dan looks nervous before a game forget it. I think Dak and Dan feed off each other's nerves.
one awful throw, two awful reads on passes, and a fumble in the red zone.

Bama: If Dan looks nervous before a game forget it part 2.
If D&D both don't pull a brain fart on the 4th and goal at the 2, who knows how the game goes.
Dak's a senior: look at Bama with an extra D-lineman, ball on left hash and realize 7 of their defenders
aren't in the play if you roll right. Audible.


As much as I like Dak, he gets tight in big games. Dan does too.
He needs a QB with a little John Bond in him.
That or he needs a beer fridge in the locker room.
Fitz and Staley look pretty loose on the sidelines.


So this year to me is between 3-6 plays from 1 loss, a hand full more from undefeated.
At this time last year, I had an order in for championship tickets.

Now we should look for a new coach? Idiots!

Rep points....

Maroonthirteen
11-20-2015, 08:40 PM
I "girdemup" back in 01 and 03. I would estimate there was a total of 200 State fans there each trip. 01...MattJones broke our heart. 03....the best part of that day was sipping a beer on Dixon St and watching Eli trip over his OL to dash their seccg hopes.