Give the bitches credit, this is funny....

[Drugs Delaney]

http://nafoom.yuku.com/topic/53496/AK-just-reeling-diamonds-rough-like-aint-nothin#.VkPwXqOFOcw

[Political Hack]

Well done nafoom.

[BrunswickDawg]

Bravo. I learned one thing from reading that - they read here wwaaaaayyyyy too much.

[SDDawg]

AK... captain of the clown show.

[BeardoMSU]

That was actually pretty funny. Perfect facsimile.

[Coackjek]

Haha, once again imaginatively original. ***

[SDDawg]

That was actually pretty funny. Perfect facsimile.

It was but only one problem here. Football is a development sport and always has been. Very few guys show up ready to play Power 5 ball at a high level on Day 1 - knowledge of the game, strength, and bodies just typically aren't ready. Hoops is another matter - elite high school guys are typically ready by 16 or 17 and actually do play with pro-level guys from that age. If you don't show up ready at 18 years old, good chance is you won't ever be ready. Sure you can improve conditioning and hit the weight room, but court skills are much closer at that age. Just how it is... you 17'in stupid ass Bears. :)

[gravedigger]

It is really good stuff. I have to give them credit where it's due. a few small points:

We have been to the final 16, at least, 3 times
AK has never gotten them to the sweet 16, but they have been once. So there's that.

OM has been number one according to some poll nobody ever heard of in football. I think its the dunkenheins poll.
Mullen got us to the number 1 spot in the only legitimate poll ever for 5 weeks.
OM has only been nationally relevant if you are over the age of 42 and hasn't won one of those championships unless you are over the age of 55 if you even count them.

As long as you now have seen your 19th birthday you have lived to see our final 4.
Jesus, Moses, nay Adam have seen OM in a final 4

If you aren't legal to vote yet you were alive to see State play in Atlanta for the SEC championship in football
Jesus, Moses, and Adam are also good sources for the last time OM played for the west in football

If you are still 2 years away from 1st grade you were alive to know we played for a national championship in Baseball.
Jesus, Moses and Adam will also have to tell you about the time OM did.

[BeardoMSU]

It was but only one problem here. Football is a development sport and always has been. Very few guys show up ready to play Power 5 ball at a high level on Day 1 - knowledge of the game, strength, and bodies just typically aren't ready. Hoops is another matter - elite high school guys are typically ready by 16 or 17 and actually do play with pro-level guys from that age. If you don't show up ready at 18 years old, good chance is you won't ever be ready. Sure you can improve conditioning and hit the weight room, but court skills are much closer at that age. Just how it is... you 17'in stupid ass Bears. :)

I agree totally. Basketball is a sport where kids can come in ready to play on day one. Not only play, but be physically gifted enough to be the best at their respective position. Not the case with football.

[msstate7]

I agree totally. Basketball is a sport where kids can come in ready to play on day one. Not only play, but be physically gifted enough to be the best at their respective position. Not the case with football.

Exhibit A -- LSU's Simmons is preseason sec player of the year as a true freshman

[Jack Lambert]

I am not giving those dry butt crust nothing for credit.

[Harrydawg]

Great, that post would really be funny if Howland was a recently removed HS football coach with a couple years of small college football under his belt and NOT a coach of the year CB coach at UCLA.......

[DawgPoundtheRock]

You know, while that's funny it's sad.......so sad.

[Brando]

So, this what i took from the whole thread....
- They can be "all high and mighty" when it comes to stars as long as they are getting them.
- We cant count stars.
- They are saying "we are under investigation now"
- They arent.
- Malik is not "hurt" we are holding him out of games until we are done invsetigated
- The whole above stated sure sounds alot like I have heard this before from somewhere? :rolleyes:
- We cant have a COA from one of the biggest and most relevant basketball schools ever come into Starkville and recruit well, VERY WELL!!
- They develop talent.
- They can say they have finished higher than us in basketball in the SEC last yr.
- We cant say we have finished higher than them in football for the last 5-6 yrs cause that's irrelevant?
- Ole Piss Sucks and hates us.
- F@#k NM

Miss anything?

[CadaverDawg]

It's gotta leave em salty knowing that our Top 5 class is in the hands of a coach with proven success in the form of Final 4's....while their Top 5 class was placed in the hands of an ex-girls high school hoops coach with a good Sunbelt season under his belt.

Had one of their guys on Twitter say it was "ironic" how State fans were pumped about recruiting and Indiana fans were saying things about us cheating. I asked him how it was ironic, let's look at the facts...

Howland has a history of success on the court and recruiting.....Freeze did not.

Malik Newman was a home grown product whose Dad played for our program....Knemdiche/Treadwell/Tunsil were not.

Not even Malik was listed the #1 prospect at his position....Knem/Tunsil/Treadwell were.

MSU has a history of basketball success, with SEC Championships and even a Final Four since 1996....Ole Miss has no football success of any relevance since what, the 60's?


I could go on and on, but to try & compare the two situations and calling our class "ironic", is pure troll. Apples and oranges. Truth is, they know that we are pretty likely to actually turn our class into something special....whereas they could not.

[gravedigger]

So, this what i took from the whole thread....
- They can be "all high and mighty" when it comes to stars as long as they are getting them.
- We cant count stars.
- They are saying "we are under investigation now"
- They arent.
- Malik is not "hurt" we are holding him out of games until we are done invsetigated
- The whole above stated sure sounds alot like I have heard this before from somewhere? :rolleyes:
- We cant have a COA from one of the biggest and most relevant basketball schools ever come into Starkville and recruit well, VERY WELL!!
- They develop talent.
- They can say they have finished higher than us in basketball in the SEC last yr.
- We cant say we have finished higher than them in football for the last 5-6 yrs cause that's irrelevant?
- Ole Piss Sucks and hates us.
- F@#k NM

Miss anything?

No. Yhey are saying all of our arguments in basketball vs them are the sane as theirs in fiootball in a snarky way.

And its true if you ignore iur recent success in basketball, football and baseball. And only consider their lower aconplishments in those sports before1996.

But if you can do that, which means you are 19 years old without internet access, yea, great point plantation owners, great point.

[Brando]

No. Yhey are saying all of our arguments in basketball vs them are the sane as theirs in fiootball in a snarky way.

And its true if you ignore iur recent success in basketball, football and baseball. And only consider their lower aconplishments in those sports before1996.

But if you can do that, which means you are 19 years old without internet access, yea, great point plantation owners, great point.

Im not 19 and have internet access so they are 17ed...

[Dolphus Raymond]

Tip of the hat to NAFOOM.

[TrapGame]

It's gotta leave em salty knowing that our Top 5 class is in the hands of a coach with proven success in the form of Final 4's....while their Top 5 class was placed in the hands of an ex-girls high school hoops coach with a good Sunbelt season under his belt.

Had one of their guys on Twitter say it was "ironic" how State fans were pumped about recruiting and Indiana fans were saying things about us cheating. I asked him how it was ironic, let's look at the facts...

Howland has a history of success on the court and recruiting.....Freeze did not.

Malik Newman was a home grown product whose Dad played for our program....Knemdiche/Treadwell/Tunsil were not.

Not even Malik was listed the #1 prospect at his position....Knem/Tunsil/Treadwell were.

MSU has a history of basketball success, with SEC Championships and even a Final Four since 1996....Ole Miss has no football success of any relevance since what, the 60's?


I could go on and on, but to try & compare the two situations and calling our class "ironic", is pure troll. Apples and oranges. Truth is, they know that we are pretty likely to actually turn our class into something special....whereas they could not.

You sir deserve a crown of gold for you are the king of the internet!

[Reason2succeed]

Great, that post would really be funny if Howland was a recently removed HS football coach with a couple years of small college football under his belt and NOT a coach of the year CB coach at UCLA.......

Nice try but Howland has a track record for getting guys to the NBA. Bucky had a track record in women's volleyball or something like that. Apples and oranges...

[chainedup_Dawg]

I love it. They are sick to death with how football is going, the fanbase is becoming more and more divided. They just spent a shit ton of money on the Tad Pav. and theyre watching our recruiting, coaching hire along with all of the other coaching hires and they know they are about to be a bottom feeder in basketball aGAIN

[elitedawgs]

Bravo. I learned one thing from reading that - they read here wwaaaaayyyyy too much.

They redefine #Obsessed

Win a big game over Alabama, rush to check Elitedawgs

Suffer a horrible loss to Memphis, rush to check Elitedawgs

Huge game home coming up against Arkansas, "we control our own destiny", keep reading Elitedawgs

Get punched and KO'd by Arkansas, rush to check Elitedawgs.


But LSU is their real rival. That's why they post pictures of the Golden Egg all the time.

[Tripp McNeely]

8.5 for Thread creativity...maybe a 4 for actual content...it really tails off near the end. I kept reading in hopes of a post as funny as those first 4-5...to no avail.

[msstate7]

8.5 for Thread creativity...maybe a 4 for actual content...it really tails off near the end. I kept reading in hopes of a post as funny as those first 4-5...to no avail.

Jughead is funny as hell to be me for the most part. He booted me for trolling though... Most likely deserved haha

[AlmostPositive]

You can't blame them seeking some diversion. The dream is gone, the nightmare is looming, and a marginally informed rhesus monkey could tell you they have NCAA sanctions headed their way. I'd talk about something else too.

[SDDawg]

You can't blame them seeking some diversion. The dream is gone, the nightmare is looming, and a marginally informed rhesus monkey could tell you they have NCAA sanctions headed their way. I'd talk about something else too.

+1, the DREAM IS GONE!

[lastmajordog]

"At least now I can tell my girlfriend I'm not going to the pumpkin patch with her. Who cares if she's mad? I'm empty inside. I'll drink my last beer and just stare out the window the rest of the weekend.
EDIT: Update. She just told me she ate too many chocolate croissants this morning and is now having diarrhea. What a Saturday." Ole Miss fan after memphis loss.

Still one of the funniest meltdown's I have evaaahh read.