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CadaverDawg
10-21-2015, 08:43 AM
http://msfame.com/ricks-writings/good-bo-bad-bo-no-but-watkins-has-written-a-great-book/

Go....

CadaverDawg
10-21-2015, 08:43 AM
"Money Mike....Under 6 Ft, Over 6 picks"

ShotgunDawg
10-21-2015, 08:50 AM
I'd rather read "Martha Stewart's Guide to Anal Prep""

Why would anyone write a book about Bo Wallace?

Is this just another Ole Miss media, over glorification of something extremely average?

I'd think if someone was going to write a book about a QB, they'd do it about someone that's tracendant and with a real story.

Dawgfan61
10-21-2015, 08:51 AM
"Mein Kampf"

missouridawg
10-21-2015, 08:54 AM
Hillary Clinton's Vajazzling Experience: A Memoir

Political Hack
10-21-2015, 08:54 AM
"Never Quit" by Tee Sheppard

"How to Get a Six Month Loaner through a Cracked Windshield" Laremy Tunsil

JOHNHEVESYMADE
10-21-2015, 08:54 AM
Larry Templeton: Innovation

TrapGame
10-21-2015, 08:58 AM
Sylvester Croom's Guide to the West Coast Offense.

Ed Orgeron's coloring book.

Chad Kelly's Manual on AK 47 Upkeep.

Chad Kelly's Book of Rhymes and Shit.

archdog
10-21-2015, 09:12 AM
From AKs to Pick 6s : A cautionary tale of fanbase support, until you start turning the ball over.
Forward written by Park Ranger Jeramiah Masoili

Really Clark?
10-21-2015, 09:20 AM
Isis: A Journey of Love and Tolerance

Caitlyn Jenner's Beautification Tips

Pete Boone, The Last Days by Forward Rebel introduction by Jerald Powe

Coach34
10-21-2015, 09:21 AM
I Has A Crayon- the Jerrell Powe story

'Necks and Ho's- Lane Kiffin's brave struggle at the University of Alabama

Creating Your Offense- Les Miles

I Just Run Over MF'ers- the Leonard Fournette story

Life in the Zone Read- Tyler Russell

3rd Read's a Charm- Chris Relf

How To Sneak In A Nap On The Crootin Trail- Sylvester Crooms

shoeless joe
10-21-2015, 09:21 AM
"Anti-Freeze" by David Cutcliffe

CadaverDawg
10-21-2015, 09:25 AM
How To Sneak In A Nap On The Crootin Trail- Sylvester Crooms

I laughed

Original48
10-21-2015, 09:25 AM
Compliance My Way: A Compilation of Tweets by Bracky Brett

starkvegasdawg
10-21-2015, 09:29 AM
Rosie Odonnell: The Defintive Guide to Feminine Beauty with a foreword by Janet Reno

101 Ways to eat P***y by Shepard Smith

Twitter for Dummies by Ross Bjork

BeardoMSU
10-21-2015, 09:32 AM
https://media.giphy.com/media/NCepaG8qx9skM/giphy.gif

LC Dawg
10-21-2015, 09:45 AM
"How to Steal Millions from Mississippi State" by Sylvester Croom with a foreword from Rick Ray

"7 is greater than 3 : Les Miles's Guide to Math"

I seen it dawg
10-21-2015, 09:49 AM
How to kill myself in the most painful ways possible. Complete with illustrations and and step by step directions.

Mjoelner34
10-21-2015, 10:16 AM
I had A ball as Athletic Director - Larry Templeton

The Evolution of Jorts in the Fashion Industry - Gene Swindoll

mic
10-21-2015, 10:26 AM
The Bible .... By Hugh Freeze

CadaverDawg
10-21-2015, 10:51 AM
"How to lose a Guy in one procedure" - Caitlin Jenner

BeardoMSU
10-21-2015, 10:55 AM
The Bible .... By Hugh Freeze

The Bible Audio Book - Read by His Holiness, Rev. Hugh Freeze

sleepy dawg
10-21-2015, 11:22 AM
I'm not creative enough to top these. These are all hilarious. Since I can't contribute to anything good, I've decided to declare myself the judge. My top 5 so far are:

5. From AKs to Pick 6s : A cautionary tale of fanbase support, until you start turning the ball over. Forward written by Park Ranger Jeramiah Masoili (archdog)
4. The Bible .... By Hugh Freeze (mic)
3. The Evolution of Jorts in the Fashion Industry - Gene Swindoll (mjoelner)
2. 'Necks and Ho's- Lane Kiffin's brave struggle at the University of Alabama (C34)
1. Sylvester Croom's Guide to the West Coast Offense. (TrapGame)


Honorable mentions:
C34:
I Just Run Over MF'ers- the Leonard Fournette story
TrapGame:
Ed Orgeron's coloring book.
Chad Kelly's Manual on AK 47 Upkeep.
Chad Kelly's Book of Rhymes and Shit.

Political Hack
10-21-2015, 11:35 AM
Retirement Planning - Steve Spurrier

How to repeatedly wipe spit off your glasses during a live TV broadcast - Mark May

BeardoMSU
10-21-2015, 11:36 AM
http://s14.postimg.org/hmg9gokm9/joel_book.jpg

Mjoelner34
10-21-2015, 11:39 AM
How to repeatedly wipe spit off your glasses during a live TV broadcast - Mark May

+1

FISHDAWG
10-21-2015, 12:34 PM
Tunsilectomy for Dummies

godlluB
10-21-2015, 12:44 PM
"Mein Kampf"

I've actually read it. One of the most densely written books I've ever read. (all 600+ pages of it!)

blacklistedbully
10-21-2015, 12:51 PM
"I Fear For Their Souls - My glorious holy (recruiting) war versus the Scientologist demon-spawn from StarkVegas" - The Right Reverend, His Holiness and Appointed One, Hugh Freeze

MSUDawg4Life
10-21-2015, 12:51 PM
Shep Smith: A Love Story
Racial Tolerance Through The Years - Anecdotes from Ole Miss
Fair and Square - The Story of Auburn Football
Just a Taste - Les Miles
Winning with Grace - Will Muschamp
Overachiever - Mark Richt

Jack Lambert
10-21-2015, 01:04 PM
I'll wait on the movie and if it ever happened and that's a big if, I will miss it like I did the last movie about an Ole Miss football player.

TUSK
10-21-2015, 01:07 PM
"Bammer Fandom: A Roadmap to Tuscaloosa" (Complete with GPS and CD Rom)

"How to Compliment Others... Sincerely" by TUSK (forward by Cadaver Dog)

blacklistedbully
10-21-2015, 01:11 PM
"Bammer Fandom: A Roadmap to Walmart" (Complete with GPS and CD Rom)

"How to Compliment Others... Sincerely" by TUSK (forward by Cadaver Dog)

FIFY

TUSK
10-21-2015, 01:15 PM
FIFY

1) it's Wal Mart... not K mart
2) I was makin' fun of Bammers that don't know where Tuscaloosa is...

still, that was a good crack... kudos.

blacklistedbully
10-21-2015, 01:33 PM
1) it's Wal Mart... not K mart
2) I was makin' fun of Bammers that don't know where Tuscaloosa is...

still, that was a good crack... kudos.

In deference to you, I edited it to Walmart. ;)

TUSK
10-21-2015, 02:00 PM
In deference to you, I edited it to Walmart. ;)

SWEET! Thanks, buddy!

LC Dawg
10-21-2015, 02:07 PM
"I Can't Keep Up With Whores Being Provided to My Recruits Because I Am Too Busy Banging Whores Myself" - Rick Pitino

Mjoelner34
10-21-2015, 02:23 PM
From the 'how to' /'self help' section:

"How To Avoid International Incidents" - Andy Kennedy

"How To Prepare For The ACT" - David Saunders

"How To Lynch A Statue" - A Compilation from the Ole Miss Student Body

somebodyshotmypaw
10-21-2015, 02:27 PM
Pressure and Stress: Life in Big-Time College Football - by the punter at Millsaps

Ole Miss Looks Likes a Contender! - by Stevie Wonder (foreword by Ray Charles)

Statecoachingblows**
10-21-2015, 02:44 PM
Bucky, the beaver who lost his way-NCAA Compliance

Grunting for success- Ed O

Library confessions-A joint venture of sororities

Political Hack
10-21-2015, 02:56 PM
Smokin' to Eatin': 101 Flavors of Grass - Cowritten by the Honeybadger and Les Miles

blacklistedbully
10-21-2015, 04:11 PM
Pressure and Stress: Life in Big-Time College Football - by the punter at Millsaps

Ole Miss Looks Likes a Contender! - by Stevie Wonder (foreword by Ray Charles)

Beer through the nostrils!

BulldogBear
10-21-2015, 04:35 PM
This is a stupid thread. Bo Wallace is dead. Wasn't he run over by a bus?

Dawgcentral
10-21-2015, 07:04 PM
"Slicing Onions in a Locker Room", by Ryan Leaf

"50 ways to make Microwave Popcorn", by Martha Stewart.

"How to win a Superbowl", by Jim Kelly

"Peeing in a Garbage Can", by Ed Orgeron.

"Go to State, Finish in Hell', by Hugh Freeze

"Ole Miss Cheer Leading for Dummies", by Trent Lott.