Limerick Tuesday is here- WarEagleTigerPlainsmen Edition

[Coach34]

Go!!!

[confucius say]

Go!!!

Down to the plains went Boom
To fix the elephant in the room
Their D blew
Team was screwed
But it ain't gettin better anytime soon

[missouridawg]

Head coach makes a change in haste
Their boosters money is going to waste
Hopefully White will suck
Just like Johnson was throwing ducks
SEC West? Auburn will finish in last place

[missouridawg]

Clueless media shouted with applause
For heisman hopeful he once was
Now Johnson sits alone
The end of the bench is now his throne
And the nation roars with guffaws

[PSYCHO(thesis)DEFENSE]

Jeremy Johnson’s future seemed so bright
Was a lock to win the Heisman outright
Now he’s thrown under the bus
so fondly named after Gus
while auburn asks who the hell is Sean White?

[missouridawg]

Loss of consortium is not a joke
But the offense, it was broke
Johnson pulled out by Gus
Auburn faithful were sure to cuss
Will be even funnier to watch White choke


Ok... back to work.

[Taco]

Johnson's been nothing but suck
So GusBus is hoping for luck
But he is a fool
White's no "rented mule"
And their offense will still be stuck

[Bullmutt]

The Bulldogs go down to the plains
and stop up all Aubie's lanes.
Gus steps on his cock
'cause his QB's a crock-
Now Tammy wants to blow out his brains!