Limerick Tuesday is here- Corndog Edition

[Coach34]

Go!

[confucius say]

There once was a coach named les
At the beginning he had lots of success
And then one day
Saban's players went away
And now his program is a mess

[starkvegasdawg]

The Tigers are heading northeast
And publicly Les says he's not worried in the least
But deep down in his heart
When he's alone in the dark
He's scared the bulldogs are preparing to feast.

[missouridawg]

There once was a coach named les
At the beginning he had lots of success
And then one day
Saban's players went away
And now his program is a mess

Strong start.

14 years of losing went away
On a warm and humid September day
Now the Tigers are back in trouble
Come watch Dan bust their playoff bubble
And send Les to update his resume

[tenureplan]

Last year we played in the swamp
where a loss was really a romp
this year is at our place
so their one saving grace
There will be no Day to stomp

[Coach34]

In NW Lousiana was born the Legend of Dak
Whom Lester didnt think was a Quarterback
He went off to State
Things are going great
And on the Tigers he will rub his sack

[PSYCHO(thesis)DEFENSE]

Visions of Fournette may be frightening
But Manny is tinkering and tight’ning
One-hundred-sixty-five yards?
Sorry, it ain’t in the cards
By half, Les will be praying for lightning

[ClawjoDawg]

John Bond beat them 4 in a row
By day and by night we all know
Now Dak has their number
As the Dawgs pound like thunder
For lightening won't stop this late show

[Bubb Rubb]

There once was a coach from Red Stick
Nothin' but a backwoods, grass-eatin' hick
He turned into a flop
Trying to get his team back on top
Nobody's done less with more since Gene Chizik


-or-

There once was a coach named Lester
Nothing but a glorified court jester
The entire SEC can't believe
How much he underachieves
We haven't seen coaching this bad since Sylvester

[Dawgcentral]

The Hatter is Mad they suggested,
He runs like he's just been molested.
He munches on grass, and can't coach the pass,
for two years he will have been bested.

[somebodyshotmypaw]

LSU has a great fan base
They travel all over the place
But their one biggest fear
Is that they can't hold their beer
And wind up with balls in their face

[mparkerfd20]

LSU has a great fan base
They travel all over the place
But their one biggest fear
Is that they can't hold their beer
And wind up with balls in their face

GOLDEN!